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Capcom BBS
Capcom Unity is Capcom's official forum. Capcom Unity is Capcom's updated forum from the BBS days. The place has turned into a total fagfest overrun by character fanboys/fangirls, and godlike trolls. The mods are total faggots who pretend to know what’s going on in Capcom Japan, but are more clueless than the forum members. Unity is also plagued with crazy fanatics who do or try anything it takes to get some old dead series, like the classic Devil May Cry or Mega Man, to be brought back to life by Gaycom. This insists of spamming, threatening to kill, or rape the mods. Most don’t realize that no one at Capcom with the power to revive said dead series actually checks or cares about Capcom Unity. The faggotass mods who live to suck dick realize this, so to troll said fanboys from constantly spamming with useless threads that will never matter, they made a Suggestion Box a year or so back. Suggestion Box is basically spammed by butt hurt Resident Evil fans, Mega Man fags, Devil May Cry fangirls, and Darkstalkers (aka the fighting game for furfags) perverts. Overall Capcom Unity; is one big illusion made to trick the members who go there that someone at Capcom actually gives a fuck what they think, but in reality it’s just a forum for fanboys and fangirls to get trolled, lulz.
The Board itself
The board is split up into many different areas, but most of them are futile. The only ones that matter are:
General Off Topic
Lots of lulzy drama goes on down there. The only real threads of interest are the spam thread made by some azn who thinks he's cool for being a faghat Street Fighter fan and any of those threads made by a supposedly smart guy known as Drdark, where he praises the XBox 360 yet bashes everything else. That's like...racism man.
Game Reviews
Despite being labeled game reviews, this is mostly a place where people can come and ALL CAPS it up with questions like "WHERE IS RESIDENT EVIL FOR THE PSP!?!?!"
Monster Hunter Board
I don't go here, neither should you. There is no mass of idiots greater on the internets than this one. I...I can't explain how motherfucking stupid everyone is. The goggles won't protect your eyes from the sheer amount of spelling and grammar mistakes, plus stupid questions like "WHAT ARE THESE DANGELING UNDERNEITH MY PENIS?"
Members of interest
Zappa/Bamboo Pandaa/Fweeend
A bat shit insane member. An 19 year old fag who thinks he's funny, often copying internet memes for his humor as he lacks his own. Hates pretty much everything and loves sodomizing himself with Wii-related products. Never misses a chance to verbally jerk off Erdrick, his internet he-bitch.
He's been banned many times (permabanned twice just using the first name), causing drama with each banning by his sock puppet fans threatening the mods. Considers most of the people who think they're friends with him as tools.
DevilTriggerDante (aka Alucard27 on deviantART)
Conceited Devil May Cry cosplayer piece of shit who thinks his cosplays and props are the best ever. He also probably hates you because he's a faggoth bisexual with a side of short man syndrome.
Erdrick
A middle-aged Canadian who bitches and whines at people who don't share his love of shitty J-RPG's and other shitty games. Is frequently the love interest of Fweened, who wants nothing more than to blow him and blow his cum out his mouth like a fountain. Boasts about his e-girlfriend, who looks like a goth pig in a wig.
n64nut
A whinny little fag with a tiny penis. The Indians like to hunt him as if he's a whale.
When he's not busy fucking Renegade up the ass and deep-throating his brothers cock, he's roleplaying as Rebbecca from Resident Evil and hitting on Sadman for some pics (I.E. trying to score some CP of him).
Renegade
n64nut's bitch. His posts usually follow up his masters with depth like "I agree :)"
Drdark
Watches Fox News a lot, which leads him to be fair and balanced on certain issues.
MemberofSTARS
Moar like NiggarofSTARS, amirite? Just look at that image on the left. That sums it all up.
Harris
He can't spell worth a damn. So he uses the card "eye dun teak the web srlyously." ALSO DONT TRY AND FIGHT HIM, HES THE MASTER OF KARATE.
Grey Fox
A nancy little bitch who probably jerks off to shit like Loose Change. Likes to create conspiracy theories.
sadmanZERO
Claims to be 12, but probably really is a 30 year old pedophile due to his awkwardly mature mentality.
Dual
A furry who makes tl;dr posts. Just look at the former version of this article and see how much of a boring mess he made this. He was one of Zappa's famous tools.
He happens to have a major in e-psychology and over analysis bullshit. Apparently there's more to trolling than just being bored and wanting to cause Hell.
Watcher
Renegade is to n64nut as Watcher is to Dual.
Mr. Muffins
A mysterious member who appeared almost out of thin air to take a place on the forums. He appeared right after sadmanZERO's banning.
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