AnonymousNasty

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Anastasia spends so much time with her mouth open, that sometimes she forgets to close it
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AnonymousNasty, AKA Anastasia Kuzyk, is fat 40 year old hooker from Toronto, Ontario, Canadia. That, in itself, doesn't make her necessarily notable though. What makes her notable is that she thinks she's the Queen of Anonymous, and likes to lurk YouTube prowling for underage boys.

Humble Beginnings

Long before Anastasia came to YouTube, she was fagging up IRL with whatever BAWWWWWfest she could come up with. Just as Ozzy Ozbourne is responsible for animal cruelty, and Marilyn Manson is responsible for teenage suicides, Anastasia says that Grand Theft Auto is responsible for dead hookers.

   
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Sex work is a job, and violence isn’t in the job description… There’s a video game out there where you can run down prostitutes and kill them and beat them up and take their money. It feeds into the whole subculture of allowing the violence to continue. Violence against sex workers should not be normalized, but it is.
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—Anastasia Kuzyk, butthurt hooker

Reports vary on her hooking career. Some of them say she started selling her ass at 15, others say 17. Either way, Anastasia sucked the right cock sometime at least 100 years ago, because she managed to land herself in the Prostitution Hall of Fame.

   
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Most men are too immature to deal with my job.
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—Anastasia Kuzyk, the lonely hooker

HAY GUIZE! I GOT A VEE MASK!!

Sometime around the beginning of 2008, as Anastasia was walking the streets, and she spotted some protestfags doing their thing. After she was mistakenly told that the group was entirely composed of HOOKERS ON STEROIDS, she decided that she was going to join Anonymous too. She bought herself an EFG mask, started lurking WhyWeProtest, and attended a few rallies. Converts are the biggest zealots, and she was soon posting all over the place just as fast as her fat little fingers could type. She now calls herself a "DOMINATRIX BEATING THE CULT INTO SUBMISSION", because "cancerous newfag whore" has such a negative ring to it. If she could just STOP POSTING for a few minutes, she might be able to reflect on her current situation and realize that she has become a walking contradiction as a moralfagging prostitute.

A Challenger Appears

Internet humanitarianism is serious business, and when she's not busy selling her ass, or saving the world from Tom Cruise, Anastasia likes to practice her internet Kung Fu by randomly picking fights with people on YouTube. One day she stopped by MissMassMurderess13's channel to spread some of her newfag arrogance.

   
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...my channel is made of WIN! Y'all would know this if you could actually read my channel with content that is educational, but alast all you comments are obvious from they functioning illerate...
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—AnonymousNasty, butchering every contraction possible

   
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look /b/tard I am forty yrs. old and when was 30 I date a guy for 6 yrs. who was younger then me and he was original /b/, so your shit nOOb and all your memes are like they are coming from the kid in Special Ed.....
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—Anastasia Kuzyk, thinks there was a /b/ ten years ago

After about a week or two, MissMassMurderess had AnonymousNasty completely doxed. As it turns out Anastasia has been saying stupid things for years.

Despite her many claims of "not caring", it was pretty clear that Anastasia had just had her ample ass handed to her. Here are just a few examples of how hard she was "not caring":

   
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BRING IT ON ASHLEY? AND ANYONE ELSE...I WILL BE BUSY AT PRIDE IN TORONTO THIS WEEKEND PARTYING AND HAVING FUN...I WILL BE CHECKING IN BY IPHONE TO DELETE RETARDED COMMENTS BY RETARDED PPL, HEY THERE ASHLEY AND FRIENDS THAT MEANS YOU....SIGNED ANASTASIA...AND ASHLEY CALL THE SEX WORKERS ALLIANCE SOON SO WE CAN GET THAT SAFE SEX INFO AND CONDOMS TO YOU SOON, AND NOTICE I DID NOT SAY PLEASE, THAT'S YOUR JOB, AND DON'T FORGET THE YES MA'AM TOO....
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—AnonymousNasty, "not caring"

   
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That's right as a whore or dominatrix I do not kill people and fuck up their? country.....
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—AnonymousNasty, losing the plot

   
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Aww thanks guys for your support and for the PMs many sent me today....the doxing was coming sooner or later after Shay, Funkymanwhich, and Garytroll went beserk about me reposting Shay's dox, and I proved my point that if the could they would...come one how hard was it to google Anastasia, sex worker, Canada as T2000 said, it was not rocket science, yes my vanity of being heavier then was moar an issue, just waiting to see how long before they get my mailing address, this will actual be channel from them, part of me says just post it and take that power away from them, but I also like to actually give them a challenge this time...and 20 years ago before the police got their act together and start to give? assistance and support to sex workers, I could not count have many times I was threaten with your going to end up dead if you keep it up with your big mouth from lowly pimpled face constables....still here after all these years....thanks Ashley you made me so much stronger....xD
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—AnonymousNasty, "not caring" even harder

   
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she got my dox diego and you have the nerve to take her side??
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—AnonymousNasty, Seriously "not caring"

The Fine Line Between Pedo and Cougar

Oh look, there's her Vee mask just chillin back there.
"Hey sexy please please..."

They say that those that don't remember history are doomed to repeat it. Anastasia must have been sucking black person cock in the school parking lot that day, because she completely missed that lesson. Even after getting e-raped, she continued to run her mouth and claim victory as if getting doxed was all part of the master plan. Enter TheFistNeverDies, AKA "David". Fist and Anastasia started messaging each other. The messaging soon turned flirtatious. Ordinarily this wouldn't be a big deal, except in this case Anastasia is 40, and "David" is 17. Anastasia and "David" began talking on the phone. Somewhere along the line "David" told Nasty that he would make a fap vid for her. She left several graphic messages for "David" on his voice mail in anticipation of said fap video, along with sending him n00dz. "David" and MissMassMurderess then broke the bad news to Anasatasia: "YHBT, and you're a fucking pedo lol".

   
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make sure your perents leave then upload that masturbation vide*
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—AnonymousNasty, pedophile

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Anastasia is currently still stumbling around YouTube in a stupor.

   
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Ashley was Wigger all along...k I need a new hobby since the great mystery of Yourube has been figured out.
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—AnonymousNasty, super sleuth

Public Reactions

   
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Crikey she is dim isn't she. No wonder she turned to spreading her legs.
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—jessinoz

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