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Peter Chimaera
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Peter Chimaera is quite possibly the most important author of the modern era, with a career spanning over five years and his works being likened to those of Bojak, Shakespeare, Squirrelking and Hemingway. His writing is definitely in the top ten percent of Fanfiction.net's userbase and has received much critical acclaim!
The Peter Chimaera Collection
[+]DIGIMON SAVEZ THE WROLD!!1111
Boldly beginning his career with a two-parter, Chimaera explores societal decay through the medium of a nameless Digimon. The narrative becomes a commentary on the battle between scintist's and religion, showing that, when scince is left to run rampant, roads are destoryd and people become trapped on their own personal islands, the very islands they were trapped on! Islands of delusion and self-destruction.
[+]DIGIMON 2: RETURN OF DIGIMON
With his finger on the pulse of modern culture, Chimaera integrates the popular All Your Base meme into the synopsis of this story. Truly his brevity of wit is unmatched! In the shocking conclusion to DIGIMON SAVEZ THE WROLD!!1111, Chimaera shows a much more refined writing style that is sure to touch every emotion one is capable of feeling, exploring trickery and subterfuge as well as his trademark epic battles. The dedication at the end of the story brought a tear to this reviewer's eye as it proved that the writing truly came from Chimaera's heart.
This work was particularly controversial for its product placement--namely, the start of chapter two, where the mysterious Digimon is eating Cap'n Crunch.
[+]DIGIMON 3: PREDATOR VS DIGIMON
The story starts off with Preadator who is about to crush! He crushed into a highway while Digimon was being driven to the island (presumably the same one from DIGIMON SAVEZ THE WROLD!!1111)in his limo. Digimon tries to help a kid rapped under a car but is not strong enough. Suddenly, the alien ship was allxploded and everyone fell down from the tremandoul blapst wave! The next day Gigimon woke up and got ready for work, and figured that the post man was knocking at his door. But opening the door showed Krlrkak, brother of Preadator! After fighting, Digimon and Krlrkak went to the FBI (with a TIMEFUL KICK TO THE VERY DOOR) to see they were the villains! The police take down the FBI and Krlrkak gives Digimon a spear and the cops come over for dinner at the end.
We're given a possible look at a larger, looming crisis due to Chimaera's almost offhanded mention that Officer Victorix was not able to attend the dinner. With Chimaera's almost godlike control over dramatic storytelling, readers may very well hear more of Officer Victorix's mysterious work that kept him from such an important dinner.
This story takes a different perspective on the FBI than his previous work, Desert Bus Ride. In Desert Bus Ride, one of our main protagonists is Kyle Roberts, an undercover FBI agent, portrayed so positively that many consider the story to be Chimaera's tribute to the service of the FBI. In Digimon 3, the FBI is a decidedly darker organization, having caused the crash of Krlrkak's brother because of fbi experiments. The new take on the Bureau is undoubtedly a sign of Chimaera's dark but pragmatic view that no person or group is ever a constant force of good in the world.
[+]DOOM: Repercussions of Evil
Chimaera's most well known piece. DOOM: Repercussions of Evil is a frightening look at what happens when demons get into the base. On a superficial level, the novella follows the protagonist, John Stalvern, in his battle against the forces of hell invading the UAC. But on a deeper level it explores wide-ranging themes from man vs. nature to man vs. the supernatural...even man vs. himself, through a riveting coming-of-age tale wherein John Stalvern is forced to confront a chilling metaphor of fear of being integrated into the nameless, faceless hordes of the business world. Don't miss the shocking twist that places DOOM: Repercussions of Evil in a league with the greatest psychological thrillers in literary history. (HINT: PAY ATTENTION TO THE PART WHERE THE RADIO TELLS JOHN HE IS THE DEMONS.)
[+]Gundam Wing Final Battle
Gundam Wing Final Battle delves into the more human aspects of the characters we know and love from the Gundam Wing universe, showing Heero's dissatisfaction with his lunch. Heero's problems become overwhelming and he flies to the north pole to get away from the world. But his solitude is interrupted by Zechs who destroys not only the north pole, but all of the penguins too! Chimaera delves to new depths of human depravity in his graphic depiction of the penguins' demise. The story ends on a real cliffhanger. Hopefully, Peter will continue his saga.
[+]BATMAN: NEMESIS FIGHT
A Batman tale to rival The Dark Knight Returns, Peter Chimaera skilfully shows how far the Dark Knight can be pushed by his evli nemisis. When the Joker kills Alfred, Bruce Wayne is driven so far over the edge, he shoots a big fireball like on Dragonball Z. This beautifully-crafted story also shows the dangers of lust, as a lovemaking session between Batman and Catwoman ends with her revealing she is alyaws evil before almost murdering him. Now a motion picture on YouTube.
[+]The Matrix Return
While the synopsis for this story simply states that Neo, Moerpheus , and Trinity have fo fight, much more than just fighting is explored! The machines have created a new matrix where the heroes' cannot their powers. Highlights include Morpheus' swording of his katana at great attack and the biblical resurrection of Neo because of mediskel equipmont. The final paragraph will imbue the reader with strewngth and will make them cheered with new hope with the rest of Neo's crew! A interpreted version of the literary masterpiece has been renditioned by some guy on YouTube.
[+]Castlevania: Wisps of Dracula
Richter Belmont is forced to battle Darcula's evil forces to save his sick son. Richter's heroism allows him to trick Darcula and at the end of the final battle Darcula's head rolled down teh forest hill into the swamp by Tranvlsania Desert and his body turn to dust. In the final shocking twist, Richter returns home to find his son dead of the skick. In true heroic fashion, Richter decides to have another child to carry on his legacy!
[+]DEVIL MAY CRY: THe CRYING OF THE DEMON
Arguably Peter Chimaera's greatest masterpiece of all time, this tale of adventure, horror, and danger always leaves readers on the edge of their seats. The hero, Dante, lived in a castal of darkness, which is symbolic for how man must become a part of something larger than himself. Dante must fight to win triumphs over evils. You can see the Freudian symbolism in the way Dante gets emotional when his faether's sword broke. The action is nonstop, from Karrven explosioning a fire at Dante and Dante cracking an awesome lightning back at her with his pistals, to Dante's use of gun attack to blood the face off of Simonn Belmont (who was turns more evil by Darcula). In the end, we all learn the important lesson that we must all do our deuty, no matter how bads we feel about it.
—Danimals |
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[+]Black Crisis With Master Chief
In this epic tale of Master Chief's exploits beyond what is portrayed in Halo, Master Chief faces his most powerful foe yet; a black hole! A black hole so powerful that rockets do nothing to it. Thankfully Master Chief is saved from certain doom by a timely teleport and everyone can relax back at the base at the end of the day.
To the surprise of the literary community, the story was not about the Master Chief's role in combating the other black problem. Thankfully, Chimaera's masterful writing more than made up for this initial reader community.
[+]Desert Bus Ride 1: A Romance Story and For Ladies
In this one, Peter expands his audiences to ladies. Chimaera truly branches out into new audiences with this work. While its source is obscure, he truly captures the feel of the Desert Bus video game. It centers around the people on a bus ride to Las Vegas, including Bob Orlando, the driver, Kyle Roberts, an FBI agent incognito, and Margaret, a woman hoping to go see her boyfriend. Many perils are met along the way, such as a skunk who is almost ran over. When they get there, the group finds Margaret's boyfriend is shot, all because terrorists! The ambiguous ending seems to suggest something happened to the brave Kyle Roberts, and indeed the story is dedicated to the FBI. Despite it ending, there seems to be ample room for a sequel.
[+]QuarterLife: Halfway to Destruction
In this epic narration of the exploits of Gordon Freeman, Chimaera takes on one of gaming's greatest heroes. He begins with a touching encounter with a co-worker, Jimmy, whose characterization is superb, among the best of the 20th and 21st centuries. Before this blossoming friendship can turn into something more, a vicious headcrab attack, only averted due to Freeman's skill with the claymore, means that the isotope is stolen! This is no ordinary isotope, however; it is so vollatile that it does not have a half-life but quarter-life so [they] must observe with hasty. A rescue attempt leads to the bad guy from the game throwing the isotope into the alien scene, causing teh room to become vaporize. In the panic that ensues, Freeman's lover, Jimmy, is blowed to smitheroons. Using his MIT-learnt stoicism, however, Freeman overcomes these odds; by thinking with portals, he pushes the base away, and thus saves Dallas. Or does he? Chimaera's mastery of the cliffhanger ending leaves us all wanting more.
Many have regarded his decision to write a Half-Life fanfiction as direct competition with Squirrelking, who reinvented the genre in 2006 with Half life Full Life Consequences. Neither of the legendary autors has been available to comment on the issue.
Note: Unfunnypedia has claimed to have inspired Quarterlife. This is blatantly untrue, since the author clearly states in the first paragraph that it was in fact Uncycylopidia, an online version of wikiped that inspired it.
This masterpiece has already inspired a 3D feature film, seen below:
QuarterLife: Halfway to Destruction was an critical success. It is said that writing of this epic is already happening and will deal with Gordan Freeman's fall into darkness after the loss of Jim.
[+]My Little Pony: Friendship is Danger
In what , some might say, is Peter's most philosophical work, he uses the setting of MLP to write a psychological suspense thriller that explores the meaning of life, death, the nature of being and makes the reader question his own perception of reality and sanity.
Rainbow dahs awakens from a dream and finds herself in a garden (that may also be a dream) alongside the mysterious "Flyhoof". They go out into space to seek for Applyjack, in a metaphor for mans constant search of meaning and self. But as they are on the moon hundred disasters happend!! and they must return. They reunite with Fluttershy and Twilight Sparkle and the other one and go out to solve the disasters. Suddenly Fluttershy gets caught in a bear trap and dies. "OK" says a grief stricken John Doe, trying to mask his feeling at the sight of one of literatures most tragic deaths. Unable to deal with the sorrow, the group sets out to find a "key". "Please of hurrying my leg is very much blood", Fluttershy's tormented soul cries out to them from hell. They encounter a hallucinating lumberjack pony that makes the reader question what is real and what is an illusion, but it is too late. Fulltershy could not talk because she was shot and the blood was everywhere. And then Fluttershy coughed and a hundred blood came out then she went nothing and everyone sadded.
With his final statement: "One day they will all would learn to live their lifes without Futtershy who was dead.", Peter Chimaera sends a powerful message about dealing with death. Symbolic elements like the double death of fluttershy and the inexplicable disappearance of "Flyhoof", will bring a tear to the eye of even the most jaded reader, and leave the audience in a deep state of introspection, contemplating the fabric of reality itself.
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[+]luke skywalker
Released on the same day as The Force Awakens, "Luke Skywalker" is a faithful successor to Peters other works and aims to tie in with the new movie. The fanfiction manages to entice and pull the viewer into an immersive expanded universe.
Set sometime between Return of the Jedi and The Force Awakens, master Jedi Luke Skywalker discovers a computer in an unknown location. For the lulz he decides to put a microchip into the computer.
In a move that is bound to surprise every fan of both franchises, Robocop appears to cryptically warn Luke; "Do nut put mocrichip". His advice is ill-timed, however, as the microchip makes the computer blow up. Peter describes the sound as "FRRGHHGHHHHHJFJJJJJ". It seems that as a result of the computers failure, Robocop had a stroke, as demonstrated by Robocop only being able to explain "Ayhrj gha gr".
Peter claims that the story will "be conituned on the n". The unfinished story could be seen as a work of genius for its subtle suggestion that Peter is secretly a computer.
Critical Acclaim for DOOM: Repercussions of Evil
Here, one can view, firstly the masterpiece itelf, then its cinematic adaptation and after, some of the adaptations of Mr. Chimaera's works:
DOOM: Repercussions of Evil
John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped. But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie.
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In fact, this paltry selection of tributes is but a scratch on the surface of the inspiration Mr. Chimaera's works have given to artists of all genres; you can help Encyclopedia Dramatica by adding moar.
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YTMND
Acknowledging great writers through meaningful readings has always been a staple of the literature world, so it is only fitting that the bastion of intellect and culture YTMND created a number of readings of Peter Chimaera's finest work:
- DOOM: Repercussions of Evil Orignal
- DIGIMON SAVEZ THE WROLD!!1111
- DIGIMON 2: RETURN OF DIGIMON
- DOOM: Repercussions of Evil Now in song form!
- DEVIL MAY CRY: THe CRYING OF TEH DEMON
See Also
External Links
- Chimaera's website.
- Chimaera's book.
- Chimaera's full masterworks.
- An audio tribute.
- A furfag claiming to be the genius behind Chimaera.
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