Jovana Rikalo

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The whore herself. All that photoshop and she couldn't hide those teeth.

Imagine being a talentless whore, living in the frozen wastelands of Siberia and having your only future prospects be to become a prostitute so you can have some potatoes to eat or being mauled by a polar bear. Imagine having no skills, talent or willingness to work and acquire either, but still wanting to make money without getting off your fat ass or using your brain. What do you do in this situation? Well, we can tell you what one person did - Steal fucking everything and hope no one ever finds out (they will).

Jovana Riaklo is the internet's least talented artists, but one of its most prolific plagiarists, having built a "career" off of stealing the ideas of other online photographers, copying what they do in a miserably inept fashion, and aggressively marketing her pilfered intellectual property as stock images to every rag of a news site online willing to pay her the standard going rate of a Siberian photographer that consist of half a vodka bottle, one beet and a wall mounted Jesus icon.

Difference Between the Originals and Jovana's Garbage

Despite trying to mimic every single aspect of whatever it is she is bastardizing, Rikalo's output tends to drastically vary from the source material, and not for lack of trying.

Composition: Despite the fact Jovana has no taste and the things she chooses to steal are some of the gaudiest refuse that the web has to offer, she can't help herself but make things worse and, when taking the exact same pictures, bump the contrast and saturation up to eleven like the DeviantArt-level amateur she is. It doesn't help matters she doesn't understand how good lighting works and daylight/outdoor shots taken by her position the sun shining directly at the camera.

Picture/Camera Quality: It is unclear if Rikalo is too cheap to get a better camera or too stupid to realize what part of some pictures is supposed to be in focus, but every photograph she posts online looks worse when compared side by side with the one she's ripping off. Although, this may be attributed to the fact she thinks adding an unnecessary blur in almost every picture will somehow make it better.

Level of Modelling: The "models" in Jovana's pictures looks like people she found on Siberian Craigslist. Average or below average looking people who can't pose for shit. Making things worse is Jovana being too much of a lazy cunt to try and take another picture when they fuck it up. I guess she doesn't have the time to take multiple pictures like other artists do because she still has a busy day of being passed out drunk ahead of her.