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Dune

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Dune is a legendary science fiction series by this guy named Frank which got continued by his son Brian and his gay lover Kevin after Frank and his wife kicked it. It is related to furries and foreskin. Basically it is about an addiction drug pooped out by worms who live in sand who are allergic to water and people who get high off it. It is also about witches and whores and women only being good for one thing.

Also evil robots.

Dune 2

The first Dune book was written to get kids to buy Shrooms Hippie Frank realized that in his shroom-stupor had inadvertently written a novel praising Fascism and people loved it. So he wrote Dune: Messiah where a conspiracy led by Face-shifting sterile men who

Ttleilaxu

anonymous sterile incels who turned their entire female population into mindless incubation chambers that don't say no and pump out various Chad clones. lulz, 4chan. Despite striving for eugenics their leaders are big-brained 8chan. Ttleilaxu are the main antagonists in book 2 then become progressively weaker until they are genocided by Mexican Feminists but not before cloning all the main characters from previous books who died millennia ago.

Jews

But their secrecy is such that you could work a lifetime beside a jew and never suspect. They call it Complete Cover..." - Frank Herbert

Yes there are actual Jews in Dune 6. The twist in book 7, The Jews of Dune, was that the Jew who joined the main cast would betray everyone and start Ragnarok but Frank mysteriously died before he could finish the series.

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