Dune

Dune is a legendary science fiction series by this guy named Frank which got continued by his son Brian and his gay lover Kevin after Frank and his wife kicked it. It is related to furries and foreskin. Basically it is about an addiction drug pooped out by worms who live in sand who are allergic to water and people who get high off it. It is also about witches and whores and women only being good for one thing, evil robots and religious engineering.

Also clones. Lots of clones. Every major and minor character is cloned and brought back from the dead because Frank is a hack. In book 1 there are no clones, book 2 has 1 clone, and eventually you get to a point where the majority of characters in book 6 are clones fighting clones.

Dune 2

	“	I'll cuckold you and dare you to expose me. Cuckold me all you wish ... but no child.	„
	—Conversation between the Princess Irulan and the Emperor Paul Mua'Dib who does not want to sire the Antichrist

Hippie Frank realized that he had, in his shroom-stupor, inadvertently wrote a novel praising Fascism and people loved it. So he wrote Dune: Messiah in an effort to "undo his own work."

Dune 3

In exchange for never being able to fuck, Leto III gains impenetrable armor and immortality

Dune 4

Frank gets up on his soapbox for this one. Says that 3500 years of brutal despotic rule will make humanity so sick of kings, that when the empire false, everyone will become anarchists. Leto III is metaphorically and literally cucked and then killed by his Chad Clone.

Dune 5 and 6

Frank's wife and defacto first editor died so there is no one to reign in Frank's bullshit. 5 and 6 are really lower quality and it shows. Clones, Clones, Clones. Mexican Feminists versus Muslim Feminists. And Jews being Jews.

Ttleilaxu

Shape-shifting sterile incels who turned their entire female population into mindless incubation chambers that don't say no and pump out various Chad Gholas. They mock everything, using multiple layers of irony and satire. Despite striving for genetic perfection their leaders are feeble, big-brained dwarves. Ttleilaxu are the main antagonists in book 2 but then become progressively weaker after each instalment until they are genocided by Mexican Feminists, but not before cloning all the main characters from previous books because Frank is a hack.

Jews

	“	But their secrecy is such that you could work a lifetime beside a jew and never suspect. They call it Complete Cover	„
	—Frank Herbert is Woke

Yes there are actual Jews in Dune 6. The twist in book 7, The Jews of Dune, was that the Jew who joined the main cast would betray everyone and start Ragnarok but Frank mysteriously died before he could finish the series.

other books

Horrible mockeries. Clones gallore. Subversion within subversion within subversion. Brian rapes his father's corpse every night. Remember, if you want to read Dune, then pirate it because Frank's dead all the money is going to his even more talentless son.

Gallery

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  Dune Cat
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  Dune Dog
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  Rule 34. Before the Internet.

See also

Shit that Dune is better than:

• Harry Potter
• Twilight

Shit that rips off dune:

• Halo
• Islam
• Star Wars
• Warhammer 40000

External links

• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune_(franchise)
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune_(novel)
• http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dune_(film)

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