Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/May 26, 2021

Belarus

Quite fortunate for you stupid barbaric Americans, there is only one crime in Belarus. Perhaps Belarussians are just better behaved than the pathetic western parasite. Or it could be that all the unemployed are paying government 200 dollars a month, you American welfare queens. The next protest will be centered on breathing heavily 5 times to indicate discontent for government. Participants expect to face life in prison or service in Lukashenko's private potato garden for Victor. Also, Belarus is the last European nation to practice the death penalty, as they are badasses and don't give a fuck about what the rest of Europe says.

(( lol, Hijacked your plane ))

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