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Black Panther

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Black Panther is a shitty Marvel superhero movie like every other shitty superhero movie that exists.

Plot

After the death of his gay and white father, T'Challa returns home to the nigger nation of Wakanda to take his rightful place as a Trump look-alike. When a challenger appears in the form of a Call of Duty MLP Pro who calls himself "Killmonger", T'Challa's mettle as king -- and as Black Panther -- gets tested when he's drawn into a conflict that puts the fate of Wakanda and his Vibranium at risk. Faced with treachery and danger, the young king must rally his allies and release the full power of Black Panther to defeat his foes and secure the safety of his people.

Wakanda

Wakanda is a rather rich and prosperous country located in Eastern Africa which would likely be a nigger version of Los Angeles. This country looks more like the black supremacist version of Trump's America viewed by someone who suffers from Trump Derangement Syndrome; countries with walls and a homogeneous nigger population. The country is rich because a meteor once landed there, so it is pure luck that the nignogs can actually eat. Remember kids, if you don't have a giant space rock filled with vibranium, you are fucked. Because Wakanda is the richest country in the region, it does not allow any of the other niggers from around in. It literally has a giant wall.


That 30 feet wall



Our favourite fat fuck basement-dwelling would-be film critic on Wokeanda:

Rotten Tomatoes Score Controversy

Because our society has been taken over by a religion that mandates the whites must bow down before black cock, or else they are racist, this movie was hyped to hell and back by the press and various twitter addicted (white) soyboys, and they stated that anything less than a perfect 100 score means that the reviewer giving that score must be a Nazi.

Australia did not listen, giving it two out of its three negative Rotten Tomato Scores.

Things that Black Panther doesn't actually have

Despite being a shitty SJW black supremacist movie glorified by libtards, here are some things this film has forgotten to add:

  • Gays
  • Disabled
  • Furries
  • Sand Niggers
  • Spics
  • Chinks
  • The other 1 million genders
  • Communism
  • A worthwhile plot

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