Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/October 10, 2021

League of Legends

League of Losers (LoL) is a time-wasting simulator of the "Aeon of Strife Styled Fortress Assault Game Going On Two Sides" (A.S.S.F.A.G.G.O.T.S.) genre, though casualfags also call it MOBA.

Imagine the freakish one-night stand between World of Warcraft, drunk off his ass, and the sopping wet cunt of DotA. The result of such anal play is League of Legends; a festering anal wart that will haunt "Guinsoo" and "Pendragon" to their graves. It is basically a "polished", but at the same time casualized version of DotA.

LoL was created by Riot Games, a group of DotA fantards from around the globe willing to make goals such as pioneering the game genre Multiplayer Online Battle Arena and becoming partially owned by Tencent, an evil Chinese organization hell-bent on taking over the western market. It's DotA without gold-loss on death and "denying" (killing your own minions like a spastic retard to deny the enemy gold).

Fortunately, to make the whole experience more exciting, some new deep gameplay mechanics have been introduced. For instance, if you have "Flash" in your spell slot, you'll rape your enemies in the ass every single time you use it; making the game truly fun and entertaining to play.

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