Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/January 5, 2023

Mister Metokur

Autism. Autism never changes. The Internet brings out the gayest faggots within society under the guise of anonymity, allowing them to spread their legs and tout their retarded cocks. And yet every now and again, there's one faggot who comes out and highlights the autism of the internet, bringing lulz and drama wherever they breathe. Mister Metokur, is one such faggot.

Known online as Mister Metokur, Jim81Jim, the Internet Aristocrat, or just Jim (b. 1981), is a Minnesota born and raised midget of many aliases who needs no introduction. We can try however if you're that retarded. There are many ways to describe Jim. To some he's a Jerry Springer of the internet age; to others, a former Gamergater with a passion for clowns and furries. But most importantly, he's a 40 year old who talks about internet drama for a living. Keep your panties on, ladies; he's taken. And you're probably too old for him anyway. Seriously, if she's 20 years old as another faggot claimed, and she's the same Jade he's been talking about since at least 2015, it could've been fucking illegal depending of the state. Well, that makes a case for why he would make so many accounts. And here our story begins. He is known offline as James O'Shaughnessy. For the few fags who don't know who he is he's basically an unfunny oldfag /pol/ack/METOKUR fanboy who has a fetish for Asian bimbos and making spergs shit themselves when he's not busy deleting drunk livestreams out of embarrassment.

As of December 2022, Jimbo has officially gone into retirement (for a third or fourth time) to live out the remainder of his days watching anime in a a Medicaid sponsored Hospice due to Stage Four GRIDS.

(( METOKUR'S HOSPICE SAGA BEGINS ))

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