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RenegadeBuizel
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ATTENTION! RenegadeBuizel is only here to vandalize the article: [[{{{1}}}]]. You can help by adding lulz and raeping their talk page to rub it in. |
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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
ParasolEliYoshi, also known as RenegadeBuizel, BattleGolferYui, InnertubeDryBones, and MeerkatBangaaTaisu, is a 22-year-old babyfur into inflation art and has mad fetishes for innertubing and Japanese minor league baseball. If anyone ever needed a reason to detest furries further, this man could convince even the most sympathetic of people to feel unbridled hatred. To call him pretentious would be an understatement, as he feels his presence is a blessing to those around him. Cross him (by merely disagreeing with him) and he will call in his reinforcements from the hugbox to make him feel better about himself and to drive off the bad people who use evil logic and common sense. Deprive him of his wants and he'll wish fiery death upon your very soul, no matter who you are. Not even his parents are safe from his whiny rage.
Artistic Endeavors
While even the most hated of furries has some redeeming value in their ability to draw competently, RenegadeBuizel lacks serious artistic skill, yet continues to roll out abomination after abomination. Whether he's oblivious to his obvious lack of talent or simply doesn't give a rat's ass is up for debate, but regardless his artwork has fans, and no-one is exactly sure as to why. Some examples of his "brilliance" have been posted below.
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Pinnacle of furry beauty here. -
Oh wait, this is the pinnacle. -
He even gets requests, somehow. -
We guess it's pity. -
Or friends who don't know better. -
Did we mention he digs inflation? -
He's such a jock. -
Who apparently...bellydances? -
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And not only does he work within the confines of visual art, but is an aspiring musician, writer, and director (and when we say aspiring, we mean fucked up). His gallery on FurAffinity contains not only his "masterful" pieces of art, but short stories featuring other furries and characters from the Mushroom Kingdom, and horrible remixes of songs once enjoyable to the ears. His YouTube account, BattleGolferYui, contains several gameplay video montages of his "epic quest" through the world.
WHAT A VIDEO MASTERPIECE!
Drama
Regardless of past harassment, RenegadeBuizel refuses to learn from past mistakes, instead blaming his misgiving and shortcomings on society. It isn't uncommon for his journals at deviantART and FurAffinity to shout "I'm leaving forever fuck you all," with several comments from his butt-buddies pleading "no don't go!" Why they'd want him to stay is still undetermined, but we can only assume they're as simple-minded as he. Although he claims to have a Certificate of Smartness
—RenegadeBuizel CERTIFICATE OF SMARTNESS | ||
In relation to his pretentiousness, negative comments about him or his work will not be tolerated, however he may leave whatever rude comments he feels necessary. Honestly, what nerve do you have to use logic and common sense against him? What gives you the right? Also, when angered, he has the tendency to CAPITALIZE every IMPORTANT WORD he FEELS ADDS EMPHASIS to his argument, obviously making him right, no questions asked, DISCUSSION OVER!!
—an example of a journal post by RenegadeBuizel | ||
If such rage wasn't enough, deny him of his desires, and he might just take fucking a dose of .50 aspirin!
—RenegadeBuizel, attention whoring again. | ||
He also whines to others to help him take care of his problems. Harassment leads to whining to the higher ups over the tiniest disagreements. Display of common sense ends with blocking from his page.
Recently, FurAffinity user IntelMiner made RenegadeBuizel's asshattery public, and instantly threads appeared in the forum's Harassment subforum. When the original journal post was deleted, another surfaced, leading to another topic in the forum. This was again repeated making a grand total of three separate topics crying for protection. Not only did he cry to the admins, his hugbox minions rallied to take IntelMiner's website down via DDoS attacks, with threats such as:
—Tobymanic, being an Internet tough guy. | ||
Luckily enough IntelMiner has his site currently back up and free from Hugbox DDoS's and he even provided a new image!
Of course, RenegadeBuizel's response to all this?
—Journal by RenegadeBuizel | ||
Given the fact that he still lives with his parents (and still behaves like a kid), it's pretty hard to think of RenegadeBuizel's independence at all. The concept of "job" intimidates him.
—RenegadeBuizel whining like a thirteen year old on his journal | ||
Quitting DeviantArt
After attacking the user Schochioman and getting his ass handed to him, Renegade quickly played the victim and decided that he's going to quit Deviantart.
—RenegadeBuizel is serious. Just look at the CAPS LOCK | ||
His hugbox army quickly responded with a journal to rally his friends and take down Schochioman. In case it gets taken down, the journal read:
—dagis13 in response to Renegade quiting DA | ||
Unfortunately, Renegade would soon come back to Deviantart under a new name. It's only a matter of time before he quits that one too. His old Deviantart account became the home of much more lulz and butt_hurt. He blocked the one person that actually tried to help him. Why anyone would want to do that is a mystery. The best advice he got from anyone was this:
—DTRD | ||
RB's response? "No thank you... dumbass..."
Banned from Deviantart
After things that nobody cared about happened on Deviantart, Renegade was beaten with the Banhammer. He quickly made a journal about it on Furaffinity
—Renegade plays the victim | ||
His eminent return to deviantART is yet to be announced.
Bawwing about gift art
Recently he was complaining about people not holding up their end of the bargain to promised gift art.
—Internet Tough Guy | ||
Gallery of Drama Faggotry
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After being told no to babyfur buttsecks. -
He knows this is what you want. -
The info you need to succeed. -
How'd he get a fanbase? Pity? -
'elp! 'elp! I'm bein' oppressed! -
FA is full of bitches, brah.
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He started it!! -
When in doubt, blame others! -
It's HARAKIRI you nitwit. -
I do believe I said GOOD DAY! -
RB obviously doesn't get the joke. -
RB forgetting what the word 'gift' means. -
You know he's too chicken to leave his fantards. -
That's just the rest of the world wishing you dead. -
The irony's even within my grasp. -
RenegadeBuizel explains ED for us all! -
So smug for a little dragon. -
Soulja Boy tell 'em! -
That'll show him! -
RB showing us his moves -
You can just smell the denial -
When all else fails, resort to caps lock -
Renedage quit! Send in the hugbox army! -
I'm quiting! You'llneversee me again in a few hours -
Renegade uses Logic! It fails! -
You already had an ED page? I had no idea. -
Fake an hero note. -
A journal he produced after harassing and spreading rumors about some other Fur Affinity user. -
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He is seen here using a strategy many other Autists use to evade trouble.
Emotional breakdown
Eventually Renegade realized how futile fighting trolls is and broke down crying while emailing me (intelminer) for sympathy. Here's the "apology" letter
"Hey, IntelMiner, it's me, RenegadeBuizel... I wish you could see my face, because, I'm almost at the crying point... which means, I feel like crying... when I do that, it's pretty much sincere that the apology is. I'm bad with explaining things and, I want you to know... I didn't mean any of that bad crap I said... it's just that I retaliate to someone who tries to make me me look bad. Or, even someone who DOES make me look bad... it was all because of this punk kid in middle school I knew... I don't know how to be anymore frank than that... so, please... I'm willing to drop everything bad I've said about you... it's my fault... I shoulda never posted that stupid journal in the first place... if you wanna, we can be friends, but, if not, just accept this apology, please... if that's "not possible, then... I'm sorry that all this shit happened... -Mark "RenegadeBuizel" P.
Fake Suicide Notes for attention
As if everything before wasn't bad enough, he would also become so emo he would write various suicide notes in hopes of getting a response.
—Renegade | ||
Of course the next day he would be completely fine and pretend he never wrote the note.
See also
Contact Him!
AIM: InnertubeLucario
AIM: ThousandYoshi
AIM: TummyTubeBowser
MSN: [email protected]
Other Links
parasoleliyoshi Main Account- RenegadeBuizel Old Account.
- RenegadeBuizel's alt Seems to be abandoned and never updated.
- RenegadeBuizel's new account Got bored of his old name, wanted a newer more awesome one.
- IntelMiner's FA
MeerkatBangaaTaisu B&- RenegadeBuizel's new DA
Quit due to getting his ass handed to him. Never mind, he came backB& again. - RenegadeBuizel's NEW new DA Perma B& from DA for good! Fail
- Template:Youtube2 - Roll that beautiful video game footage!
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