Amarillo, TX

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 A place many come to visit, but few really know the dark history of this once proud group of land owning faggots.

A place that rests in the center of tornado alley, but even tornadoes actively avoid it, because they understand they'll get stuck here with the awful people.

Amarillo actively shits itself in it's sleep on the border of Potter and Randall county, separating the Meth addicts from the Meth manufacturers. Amarillo was also home of one of Texas' most prominent pedobears, Stanley Marsh 3. However, 2 years since his passing, he's most likely somewhere in heaven rimming sweet baby Jaesus. Everyone in town knew of our budding artist's exploits and many admired him for it, some of which include Odd Signs, a floating rock, an Ozymandeas statue, and the Cadillac Ranch, and his greatest achievement. If you're a pedophile who enjoys being cucked and managed to get a coveted security job at our Chase building, you could watch him on camera fucking little boys or jacking off to their naked bodies; the beauty of which is that he had full backing by Amarillo's finest to accomplish such feats.

It has been said that Potter county has, among other things, it's own law separate from Texas, and of course this separate legal system is very successful. Republicans rule with both an Iron Fist and a velvet glove. If you want it we have it, AIDS, unwanted teen pregnancies, christfags, cults, pedophiles, cops that are pedophiles, an infinite number of used car lots, Meth, Meth addicts, whores, corrupt local politicians, more whores, craigslist whores, diabetes, and McDonald's. We however also have managed to successfully ban things you wouldn't want in your bustling Christian community, this includes but is not limited to abortion, non-Biblical education, and public transportation.

One of the most iconic locations in Amarillo is the Wagon Wheel Hotel, where you're guaranteed to find a dead hooker. Much like the plot of St. Elsewhere, if you try to leave you'll realize that your trapped in a dimension that is not unlike a snow globe. One of the finest things about Amarillo is its groundbreaking and modern civil engineering. It's so efficient you'll find that despite spending Fifty million tax dollars for a given job, it really only would have cost ten million dollars.

We even have secret fallout tunnels under the city and it's amazing what you'll find here, unless your looking for decent employment, then you'll find that you've come to the wrong place. Perhaps you should find a new home for 500k, but don't worry as it won't be too far from a slum if you need to score meth.

Stanley Marsh 3

Stanley Marsh 3's grandfather, Stanley Marsh, I, was an oilman who, along with Don Harrington and Lawrence R. Hagy, launched a business that developed oil and gas properties in the Texas Panhandle.[8] While Marsh was the third person in his family named Stanley, he used the Arabic numeral "3" in place of the traditional Roman numeral "III" ("the third"), as he considered the latter to be pretentious.[2]

Marsh graduated from the University of Pennsylvania at Philadelphia with bachelor's and master's degrees in economics and history, respectively.[9]

Marsh was an Amarillo banker for a time until he purchased Texas television stations KVIA-TV and KVII-TV through the Marsh Media company.[10] He sold the stations in 2002.[9] The offices of Marsh Enterprises are located in Amarillo's tallest building, Chase Tower.

In 1975, Marsh headed to Washington, D.C. dressed in a western jacket and carrying a pail of cow dung to attend the bribery trial of former Governor John B. Connally, Jr.[9]

In the 1990s, Marsh faced four lawsuits alleging imprisonment, sexual misconduct, and harassment of teens. All four suits were settled. One of the lawsuits included a member of the Whittenburg family, the former owners of the Amarillo Globe-News, a fine newspaper with amazing journalists.

Marsh resided, with his wife, Gwendolyn O'Brien "Wendy" Marsh, in an estate called "Toad Hall". The couple has five adopted children, one named Stanley Marsh, IV (born October 1, 1968).[12] The Marsh family founded the Wendy and Stanley Marsh 3 Endowed Lectureship in Pharmacology and Neurochemistry of Substance Abuse/Addiction at the Texas Tech University Health Sciences Center in Lubbock. The family donated land to Ascension Academy, an Amarillo private school. Wendy Marsh has chaired the board of trustees of Amarillo College. Stanley most likely fucked these children on a special set of pool ball style bean bag chairs he kept in the underground compound. These beanbag chairs made a National Geographic cover.

In 2011, Marsh suffered a series of different strokes that had by November 2012 left him incapable of dominating children, one of the few documented times in history god performed a miracle for the terrible people of Amarillo. In October 2012, Marsh was named as the defendant in a series of lawsuits alleging sexual abuse of several underage teen boys, who were represented by Houston attorney Anthony Buzbee. The suit was reported settled out of court on February 21, 2013; the following statement was given at the time of the settlement: "The Plaintiffs and the Marsh entities in this case, to include Gwendolyn Marsh as guardian for Stanley Marsh 3, have resolved all of their differences. None of the Parties are authorized to comment on the nature or amount of the settlement. The Parties agree that Stanley Marsh 3 does not own the Cadillac Ranch. The Parties will have no further comment."

On April 10, 2013, Marsh was indicted by a Texas grand jury in Potter County for the sharing of free love with two teenagers between 2010 and 2011. He was charged with four counts of sexual assault of a child, eight counts of sexual performance by a child, and two counts of indecency with a child. The parents were fine with their children serving as Marshs' concubines as the pimping pedobear purchased for them new cars and gave them cash.

Marsh finally died under hospice care in Amarillo on June 17, 2014 at the age of 76.