Rotten.com

BREAKING NEWS!! Dead as of October 2017, RIP ;~;

A legendary internet phenomenon site for necrophilic and snuff-loving people, filled with gruesome tales and gory photos. It was started in 1958 by the Disney Corporation. Also has a pretty nice collection of information texts regarding people and events, known as the Rotten Library. Widely regarded as being more historically accurate and less biased than Wikipedia.

Sadly, all good things come to an end, and after not being updated for like 6 fucking years, Rotten finally closed its doors in 2017, after 20 years of offending normie retards.

Sections

Front page description

*sigh* memories...

There are a lot of sections to the site, but let's focus on the main ones.

Mainpage

This is where the magic happens. You can see some nasty images or read some daily news about child molesters and murderers. Every few months they add a page or two, featuring at least one image and usually some informative text about it. Occasionally, a Rotten Library page is posted here as well.

The Library

The Rotten Library is infamous for combining Rotten and Wikipedia together, except it isn't biased and can't be edited by faggots. It's written with a wit and intelligence that is sadly lacking in whoever initially wrote this stub. Due to their fade into obscurity during the transition to Web 2.0, many individuals of the internet (including some editors of this website) have plagiarized their library texts.

The front page contains the following preface:

Welcome, friends, to the Rotten Library, an unforgettable collection of all that mankind swore to forget, but which we have trapped in agonizing clarity to remember always. Step carefully and remember the location of the eyewash stations as we present to you the lowest that we have traveled and the worst of what we have become. Enjoy! And remember the words of our head librarian: "We are all in this together, but we all die alone."

Ancillary Sites

Boners.com

Rotten for pussies who can't look at shocking images without having nightmares. Instead of featuring lulzy autopsy and gore photos, it is full of unfunny pictures of dirty signs, Snowmen in sex positions, and wardrobe malfunctions.

NNDB

NNDB is still in its infancy, but worth a glance already full of fail. It covers all noteworthy people, living or dead. It is notable for calling everyone a faggot being operated by biased faggots.

Censorship by Patriot Act

Thanks to the US Government, Rotten.com no longer features beautiful pictures such as this in their Fuck Of The Month section.

As of June 24th, 2005, a great deal of content throughout the website (ie. the Fuck Of The Month Club) was removed due to the newly imposed federal record-keeping statute 18 U.S.C. 2257. This basically made it mandatory to provide records of all the hot bitches on your site to prove that they weren't underage, as part of the mighty Emperor Bush's plot to overthrow freedom of speech and replace it with Freedom v2.0. This was indeed a wise move on his part, for it is common knowledge that the greatest threats to America stem from a bunch of disgusting pictures on the Internet.

Fortunately the Wayback Machine got the whole thing on tape.

Vengeance

Rotten.com is well known on the internets as a source of shock images that are all at least 100 years out of date. A common revenge tactic when feeling butthurt about something is to run over to Rotten, grab four or five images of car-crash victims or weird tumors, and spam the fuck out of whatever forum has offended you. This tactic is usually full of fail because most whiners are either too dumb or too weak in the stomach to find and use the effective stuff, and everybody laughs at them for thinking the Harlequin baby is hardcore.

External Links

Stayin' alive

• NNDB - better than IMDb

• Site is up, but last update was Jan 22 2016

• JerkCity BoneQuest - a really awful comic with a new name

• It's old site is being used for something better.
• Previous fork; frozen since May 13 2018
• Worst of all, it's article is still up.

Deadder than disco

• Rotten.com - main site

• RIP in peace. Backups available on Archive.org; Feb 10 2018 was its last snapshot

• Rotten News - Rotten's news site

• RIP in peace. Backups available on Archive.org; Sept 11 2017 was its last snapshot

• Rotten Library - collection of timeless information

• RIP in peace. Backups available on Archive.org; Aug 29 2017 was its last snapshot

See also

• Bloodshows.com
• Ogrish
• Stile Project
• The Dilbert Hole

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