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Killer Titties
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STEP THE FUCK OFF! Killer Titties looks like shit but it is NOT a {{crapstub}}. It is a work in progress! If you require assistance beefing up this article, then hit up the experts on our IRC.
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Killer Titties, better known as breast cancer, is the second most common cancer in Wimmins following skin cancer because their arrogance and egotistical life styles like tanning, wearing wonder bras and baby powdering their snatch to hide the smell, in their early years, just so that they can convince themselves that they are attractive enough to get a man leads to their body shutting down or attacking them for these and all the other shit that they've put it through.
Think that being an over-weight Dyke will lead to your salvation? Think again chubby because in the greater scheme of things, G-D hates fat chicks and the chances of you tits getting pissed of and killing you one day goes up the fatter you get.
If you are female, the best thing you can do is start putting out now because no one will want you when you have been chopped and scarred from having those your friendly pair of assassins removed.