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User:OldDirtyBtard/RIP
RIP
—Kurt Vonnegut, The Sirens of Titan | ||
It is unfortunate our paths did not cross often. May you rank in the army of Valhalla to fight Scientology for the rest of history. Highstrawberry 23:31, 4 November 2010 (UTC)
rip — Preceding comment added by Rapeman (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!
co-sign ;_; - Pedobear • o rly? 
19:12, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
God watch over you as you ascend to Trollhala. Debonair 20:00, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
Are you butthurt?
BAWWW here. 20:45, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
You were a true prince among men. You will be sorely missed my friend. --subseven 21:21, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
tell god he's a faggot--CUNT DESTROYER 
Talk 21:28, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
I'll miss you. I hope heaven will be nice and comfy for you~ --t h æ y o 21:37, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
thanks man. party hard. Hipcrime 21:45, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
May there be an infinite amount of opiates and blow for you in Valhalla. matty 21:51, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
Did he drop any good loot? Englishcat 22:10, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
Bye man. We didn't always get along, but I'll miss you and we're all a little worse off without you. Have fun in the afterlife. | 트롤 - 2 : 주체 아이디어에 대한 불멸의 남용 | 23:22, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
I had talked to him only a couple times, twitter ect. All what i can say is that he was a cool brah.--FanHitsTheShit 07:19, 2 November 2010 (UTC)
Odihnească-se în anon frate pace, ştiu că niciodată nu o dată stat de vorbă, dar tu imi pari un tip destul de cool. Chippy1337 15:03, 2 November 2010 (UTC)
They say only the good die young. You proved them wrong. Wish you hadn't, ODB. Chickensoup 00:26, 3 November 2010 (UTC)
I will miss you. I wished we talked more. I hope you find your peace, look down upon us and lol. You were loved more than you will ever know. K-hate 21:40, 2 November 2010 (UTC)
Miss you already, man. I always loved hearing your stories and wish you had stuck around to tell a few more. The.elixir 20:34, 3 November 2010 (UTC)
Didn't know you much, but you will be missed. Taking a shot for you right now. Geisticus 03:01, 4 November 2010 (UTC)
A Eulogy.
To my friends, to my enemies. To those I have lost, and to those I have yet to meet. I would like to say a few words about ODB.
ODB, for the brief time that I knew him, seemed like a pretty cool guy. At a moment in my life when I felt dismal, bleak almost, the old man gave me counsel, gave me insight. I've never seen him face to face. And yet, he is possibly the only person online that I can safely say that I wouldn't mind getting drunk with him. Sure, there are other cool guys out there. But there is only one ODB, and I regret not sharing a brew with him. It sucks that he's gone, but remember. We all go sometime, and ODB rode his horse down the spiral into Hell.
I bet he had a smile on his face.
Rest in peace friend. The next time I drink, it'll be to you.
VaultTec2 22:41, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
On ED
Regardless of what state people are considering you in right now... pic related. - Flame - File:MJinthehouse.gif - Game 23:28, 1 November 2010 (UTC)
In honour of you ODB
--File:Wolf spider.jpg•Along came a SPIDER ... •
An hero. Gone too soon.
You are getting the Golden iPod award this year for sure. Anyone who disagrees is a traitor to ED.
Gone far too soon. I mean, you were talking to me about the Simon Sheppard article mere months ago. Surely he's more fucked up than you and he hasn't killed himself? Can't do anything about it now, I suppose...--Whatwell 02:33, 2 November 2010 (UTC)
What the hell olddirtybtard?! you were my friend why didn't you say anything man? why didn't you email me to talk about your problems? what the hell man what the hell?! Christ I don't know what to think what to feel right now. I will miss you dearly brother!!!! why did you do this????? --Sagechu 05:51, 2 November 2010 (UTC)
After reading the excerpt from "The Case for Rational Suicide," I'm struck by how sad the loss of you is, and how profound that loss is to humanity. Some might think I'm being glib; I'm not. You were beyond intelligent...too intelligent for your own good. You gave a very compelling argument for why humanity serves no real purpose on this planet, but somehow didn't realize that one of the reasons humanity serves no real purpose is because so few humans have the capacity for thought that you did - a capacity that could rationalize a reason for you to remove yourself, while people who really should remove themselves from humanity never think twice about it. It's ironic, and tragically so. Now is the time when I'd normally say some smartass thing to bring some levity to the situation, but I don't really think there should be any levity in this. It's far too sad. Godspeed, brother. You will be missed, more than you know. -- SandHero 07:17, 2 November 2010 (UTC)
Alcohol...the great thinking juice.
ODB wasn't a really per se, but an alcohol elemental, the avatar of tequila and Vodga with a living and thinking form. Gesmana 11:26, 2 November 2010 (UTC)
- ODB was moar into other things than booze, if you fucking losers ever bothered to notice, just too fucking sad, forget ED troll shit.Bippy 12:45, 2 November 2010 (UTC)
- bippy, it seems to me that the polite thing to do is to overlook it. Hipcrime 13:11, 2 November 2010 (UTC)
- Not at all, death is not too polite in reality, don't see how treating suicide by a comrade as just more lulz and talking shit about it is polite. Downed a few for ODB and shed a lot of tears (how unDramatican) since seeing the notice, but point is still there, booze wasn't his main elixir of choice.Bippy 13:43, 2 November 2010 (UTC)
Your Life
Is now diamonds. File:Awesome Purple.png File:Awesome Pink.png File:Awesome Blue.png File:Snaisy.gif
=( RILulz you crazy fuck
We've talked maybe a couple of times
I remember everything man..and I kinda agree with your thoughts about suicide. Dying of something like cancer is no way to go - too slow and painful. I have plans of quitting the world in the same way as you, maybe three decades from now; a bullet to the temple and hope the religious folks were utterly wrong about afterlife, reincarnation and existence of "God". Eternal peace.. --That Weirdo 14:29, 2 November 2010 (UTC)
Damnit Sean..
ODB, there's nothing I can't say about you that wasn't positive.. You guided me through ED when I was a newfag and a returningfag, you went to bat for me when I was up for ops, you taught me everything I needed to know about the magic banhammer, calmed so much irc and RC drama, made the Dancing Sandwich war that much more interesting, but most of all I looked up to you as my own personal jesus.
And now you're gone.
I love you bro. Hope you're happier now than you were. Wish you were still with us, but I know it just couldn't be.
- From the lulzdeck, this is Your Captain Speaking 
16:13, 2 November 2010 (UTC)
Godspeed
Your need to guide us will be missed, but never forgotten. You're a friend to us all.
When they kick out your front door, 
Weatherman(talkpage) 17:07, 2 November 2010 (UTC)
A little note
This guy really needs a golden Ipod! You helped me edit my pages. I think it was you who helped the Stare Cat article. I'm gonna say thanks for what you have done to us! Nunx20 16:59, 2 November 2010 (UTC)
You fucking asshole
what the fuck dude????????????????????? It's 2 days later and I'm sitting in my room crying like a fucking asshole over someone from the internet. I fucking loved you man what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck. I am so fucking mad at you right now. --zaigertalkplx 20:34, 2 November 2010 (UTC)
- I'm crying too. I couldn't even fucking focus at school. I'm gonna miss you a fuckload. From this life, File:Dtlogo.JPGTræn Of ThoughtFile:Dtlogo.JPG 01:35, 3 November 2010 (UTC)
Kobb 22:43, 2 November 2010 (UTC)
You
Were my favorite crazy cat lady. Still kicking myself for not saying hey when I saw you sign onto IRC on the 30th. Hope you're taking care of some critters in the afterlife. Zapjaste 00:09, 3 November 2010 (UTC)
What the fuck
Haven't logged into here on years. Holy shit. Safe journey. Hope there's booze wherever you are. Trolling nigger angels now. --Dr Whut 00:35, 3 November 2010 (UTC)
Hey
may whatever afterlife (or none at all) be more comforting than your life here on earth.
RIP breda--Ryal 01:01, 3 November 2010 (UTC)
You
Will be sorely missed, my friend. --Todd_McCloud\Talk plox 01:35, 3 November 2010 (UTC)
10/30/2010, the Day the Lulz Died
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This user was willing to die for the lulz... and did. |
I never really personally knew you that well aside from our conversations on IRC but I always held you in high regard with your contributions here. You were one of the greatest EDiots this wiki has ever seen. With the amount of work you put forth on this wiki, it would be impossible for anyone to surpass your contributions. Good night sweet prince. --Stumbles 01:51, 3 November 2010 (UTC)
Requesicat in pace.
You were beautiful, funny, incredibly helpful, and a great IRC buddy. Thank you for living. Stimmung 01:53, 3 November 2010 (UTC)
Rest in peace.
I honestly never knew you, but you are possibly the greatest thing that ever happened to this fucking site. You're amazing. Tacoman 02:02, 3 November 2010 (UTC)
I'm guessing the 21 gun salute wouldn't be an appropriate way to commemorate your death eh? Hardcase 02:19, 3 November 2010 (UTC)
Satan ain't runnin' hell anymore
I've been here only a year and my faggotry has probably hurt ED more than anything, something which is revertable but unforgivable. But I pay respect. Rest in peace, a true patron saint of ED. Elmuertenegro 02:30, 3 November 2010 (UTC)
My belated salute
As I do not have 21 bullets to fire, I propose a 21-shot salute. I always knew that bottle of Black Velvet would serve me some purpose. Rest well, good man.--
The Inspector 03:56, 3 November 2010 (UTC)
god i hope this just a joke that's gone over my head
reading what you wrote was really depressing. thankfully, I have plenty of klonopin to help me get over the anxiety attack it caused. dying sucks--Brxbrx 04:17, 3 November 2010 (UTC) well, at least he was entertaining himself watching the stewart/colbert rally[1] --Brxbrx 04:20, 3 November 2010 (UTC)
:(
I guess this is pretty meaningless since it seems you went on a nihilist kick towards the end, but you were always a major part of ED (as well as a number of other groups it seems). Things won't be the same without you. --emo 05:14, 3 November 2010 (UTC)
Video
File:Poodle mini.gif Pink Poodle File:Poodle mini2.gif 11:43, 3 November 2010 (UTC)
- P.S. Say hi to Boo and my dad in Hæven, where the warriors of lulz go. Mudkips and pals are there as well. File:Poodle mini.gif Pink Poodle File:Poodle mini2.gif 11:18, 4 November 2010 (UTC)
god damn it you asshole
You were actually that useful.--Eatenbyrobots 14:40, 3 November 2010 (UTC)
Showing my respects
I will always remember you as a lover of mudkips and a troll among trolls. --Einsidler 16:00, 3 November 2010 (UTC)
My respects
To a man who was always nice and humble. Dreyfusshere, faggot 16:21, 3 November 2010 (UTC)
;_;
This dude loved my articles. And I loved what he did whilst he was here. We never talked that much, but eh. RIP--Fiskie(Stalk) 16:23, 3 November 2010 (UTC)
Cool story bro
Please let this be the end of the inside joke/forced meme crap on the front page. It's boring and nobody cares. For God's sake, how will you ever replace a mentally unstable wiki-admin? I think you'll manage. This can only be an improvement - try to make the best of it. I want a cookie 17:05, 3 November 2010 (UTC)
- in after b& cluelessfag--Eatenbyrobots 11:24, 4 November 2010 (UTC)
Dude
I know we didn't talk much, and I know we had our ups and downs, but fuck I'll miss you bro. 
SwimWithPidgeons
Salut
i'M A GAY FUCKING FAGGOT --Glenda Jackson 00:59, 4 November 2010 (UTC)
Peace
--Bantustan 02:26, 4 November 2010 (UTC)
"The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and you have burned very brightly..." Another Blade Runner quote for you. Do not know if you were into film adaptations of Philip K. Dick stories but Ridley Scott did a good job on this one. --Stumbles 03:21, 4 November 2010 (UTC)
Thizz in Peazy Obeezy
--File:Icon monkey.gifSadMonkey 04:22, 4 November 2010 (UTC)
Peace Out
Damn - I hardly knew ye. Thanks for the book recommendation (Jeff in Venice, Death in Varanasi - Geoff Dyer), an excellent read, and eerily apt in the end. From one London wideboy made good to another, peace.
—Lucius Annaeus Seneca, Thyestes | ||
10:22, 4 November 2010 (UTC)
Laters dude
Man this totally made me emo out wtf ODB. Damn last thing i remember talking to u about was about the yankees losing or something. =[ You were definitely one of the best people on ED.
Dr TL;DR 17:17, 4 November 2010 (UTC)
Rest in peace, man
I didn't really know you too well, but when I saw you in IRC, you were pretty hilarious. Rest in peace, bro. You will surely be missed. SL 00:42, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
My Piece
I didn't know you very well, ODB, but I liked the cut of your jib. You were a solid contributor to the lulz and to the wiki. Your edits were always excellent and you did a great job of putting idiots in their place. I'm sorry to hear you went, but hopefully, you died happy. And hey! At least there aren't any wannabe trolls where you're going! (Ya know, unless you somehow end up in Hell or something. Lulz.) User:Suihtil Cod/signature 00:50, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
Best man on the IRC
Is now gone ;_; I'm anti-social, and I'm used to people stepping in and out of my life, but you're someone I'll deeply miss. Godspeed. --JuniusThaddeus (Talk) (Misdeeds) 00:56, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
Later, dude
ODB's seals of approval were the reason I kept editing. I'm going to break out the single malt in your honor, I hope wherever the hell you are, you're happier than you were here. -- Dustbunny 01:27, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
Paying my respect
I didn't post anything when I found out yesterday because I thought this was just a horrible joke. ODB, you were an inspiration to trolls everywhere. I must have trolled a thousand posts like this on a thousand different boards since I've met you, and somehow I can't find anything clever to say to make this funny. Your contributions to the community over the years have assured that you will be missed by people who you've never met; by people who don't even know who you are. Personally, I'd rather not think about how much of a loss your passing is- but instead think about how much we've gained from the years we've had with you. With that thought in mind I'm going to crack open this bottle of Pyrat Cask 23 I've been saving for a special occasion... and drink the whole fucking thing. Where ever you are now, cheers. Geise 04:57, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
- You're not the only one. Hey ODB, when you get out there, grab Baron Samedi and drown yourselves in a bottle for the rest of us, okay? Catch you on the other side.... -- 3tails 05:02, 5 November 2010 (UTC)
Fuck
We had some good conversations from time to time. I enjoyed our talk about the rationality of suicide. A shame you had to take the proof to the next level. You were one of the good ones. DYS 09:09, 6 November 2010 (UTC)
Sad Goodbye
One of the last times I was on IRC what seems like a millennia ago, we'd talked a bit about Lyor Cohen. I really don't recall what started the conversation, I think it was me making a joke about something you'd once said in a different conversation about how I didn't know any of the right Jews to sell my soul to and asking why Lyor Cohen was the worst of the Cabal. You just simply said, "Imagine if Hitler failed trying out for first chair trumpet instead of as a painter;" I laughed, and I got the point.
Casting aside the many, MANY doubts people here have about the shit I say, things I have done, etc., you actually seemed moderately "amused" at least at the things I said about music, and the mutual people we've actually met in our lifetimes. Of course, all of this was like Tim Owens talking to Rob Halford as far as my ego felt; I was an ant chatting it up with the lion that made sure the Beastie Boys didn't die in the 80's, and I barely knew the man I would randomly ask if they knew about X-label looking for a broke, washed-up drunk who's not even made it to the ripe age of 25...
And now you're dead. The man I'd aspired to be someday, and at times, came very close in my teenage years, is dead by his own hand. I almost thought this was a troll, like maybe an excuse to get people on IRC and pull off a huge YHBT joke on Thanksgiving when you did a video blog at Sherrod's house. Only thing I could say about all of this is two things - I've never been a fan of the easy way out, and that you cheated yourself from your own plans. I mean a quiet, lonely death is just that, quiet and lonely. You'd planned to do a rather epic suicide, so why just wake up one day, shrug, and pull the trigger? Is that the final troll, to leave this plane when no one was truly expecting it? Maybe I sound like a cunt, and maybe somewhere from /h/eaven or /h/ell you're screaming about people like me saying, "OH NOES WHY DID YOU DO IT!" but it just doesn't feel...right. Not even the fact that you died, just how it happened and when seems all kinds of wrong to me. But I never knew you well, you were the guy that clocked into ED like many of us, did your thing, and left leaving the world a little lulzier. And now, you've left us period.
Not exactly the most formal ways to announce I'm quitting ED I suppose, but this IS going to be the last thing I do as I'm pretty much not wanted here anymore anyway. God Speed Captain Pissy, I hope to be half the man you were in my lifetime, give or take a few broken ribs and I'm keeping my pinky. 
Wat? - Hm?
—Henry Rollins | ||
Hardly Knew Ye
I've never understood suicide, but never objected to it. RIP. Jack Lantern 10:43, 6 November 2010 (UTC)
If there is an after life and you are reading this
fucking weak sauce man, I've never had the balls to do it myself, gun style but you apparently managed it successfully. I would think of some massive event like a sky dive face plant at a super bowl or just something ridiculous. Guess it helps if no close family are around but suicide is shitty, and you should feel shitty being a dead guy, and if you can read this feel shitty and haunt the rest of us that still feel shitty about it. Shithead. Hypenotist 13:50, 6 November 2010 (UTC)
To ODB
Whether on here or IRC, you were awesome, helpful and fair. No matter who it was you gave them all a chance before dropping the banhammer and even then you weren't the one to ban legit user forever, you saw it as a time to teach. When some one was nerd raging you didn't point and laugh, you told em to calm down and relax. You were the cool big brother everyone wants. You were the voice of reason on this crazy ass site. You were a /b/tard, an oldfag, but you were the one to be exalted. The world seems to have a lot less luster now, the weather is a lot more cold, life seems to be dulled. Most people wish they they were awesome, you did it naturally. I've been cheifing big doedy to deal with the lost but, I'm raising my shot glass to you bro. We miss you. LoveGameSwagg 17:56, 6 November 2010 (UTC)
R.I.P.
I hardly knew you (literally, I didn't know you were on ED till I saw the front page), but still, it's sad when someone goes, and even sadder when it's by there own hand. You wil be missed by many. Hopefully, Heaven has booze. --ZipperClipper 19:16, 6 November 2010 (UTC)
a poem
O CAPTAIN! my Captain! our fearful trip is done;
The ship has weather’d every rack, the prize we sought is won;
The port is near, the bells I hear, the people all exulting,
While follow eyes the steady keel, the vessel grim and daring:
But O heart! heart! heart!
O the bleeding drops of red,
Where on the deck my Captain lies,
Fallen cold and dead.
definitely not stolen --Scott Cahoon 15:32, 7 November 2010 (UTC)
So....
What's hell like, do they have cake? TehKewl1 11:57, 8 November 2010 (UTC)
;_;
Wow, I can't believe I found out about this a year late. When I first got chris chan's nudes you were particularly nice to me. We may not have talked much, but I feel very sad about this nonetheless. You were my favorite mod and I wish I could have come to your funeral. --Sillynipples 12:21, 19 November 2011 (CET)
Wish I was there
I was lurking here in the earlier years of your life and was probably too young to understand just how great you were, now that I actually contribute here, I'm glad to have been alive at the same time you were. If there is something more than unending darkness when we die, I hope you are up there with Spaghetti Monster banging inumerable angelic hookers and trolling El Ron. Rest well.InsaneBronyGuy 20:49, 23 October 2012 (EDT)
Awwww fuckinging fuck.....
Fucking fuck Sean, I kept meaning to come back here and say hello and see how life was for you. Now all I have is the last message you sent me years ago -PROTIP : It can always get worse. I don't know what to say - i hope in death you found what life never gave you. I'll be seeing you soon, so uh...save me a seat ... Oh - by the way - loved It's All Gone Pete Tong DVD you sent...ty Jonathan
hey
I had no idea this page was here, I joined ED right after you joined Sean. Lol, good times. Also, I made this for you inadvertently:
Peace mang, you're missed *pours out a 40oz* - disassemblyline | talk | contribs 07:31, 16 August 2013 (EDT)