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Chile
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Chile is a settlement of gangsters, whores, drug dealers, thieves (the bests in the world) and flaytes (the Chilean version of chavs). It is located in the west coast of South America, they hate their neighbours (Peru, and Bolivia) because they are shit but they love eurofags and gringos because they have money and they are easy targets for the national thieves. Chileans speak some kind of Spanish with a funny accent plus some indigenous words and a very complex slang; even if you speak Spanish, you will not be able to understand a Chilean unless you are one of them. Anyways, if you become friend of a Chilean he/she will be the best friend you ever have, they are very loyal people and also you get ensure that he/she will not steal something that belongs to you.
History
Before the Spanish fags came to steal the gold, Chile was inhabited by mighty warriors with extra-large cocks called Mapuche, they both had a 300-years war and Mapuche where one of the few pre-hispanic cultures that didn't disappear like the other weak cunts.
Until the early 70's Chile used to be a shit country like Peru but then something great happened to the nation. Augusto Pinochet A.K.A. "The Liberator" (the unrecognized son of Hitler) named himself President of Chile, killed and tortured over 9000 people for the lulz and made the country become better and stronger.
Chilean People
Chileans are extremely smart people who sometimes, when bored, go to countries like Sweden, Denmark, Spain, Australia or USA to take advantage from their hyper-developed culture and live for free and have some time to ponder about life.
In Chile being a thief is synonymous with being cool, so the dream of every Chilean kid is to become a professional thief, rob a bank, escape to Europe, rape a woman, have a child, become citizen and live for free. Also, in Chile is very common that if someone needs something they rob the house next door. And finally, in Chile people steal things just for fun, you can see drunk middle-class cunts assaulting the corner shop with guns just because they want to feel the adrenaline.
Calling FOOTBALL "soccer" in front of a Chilean is considered an insult and it's very probable that you'll get bashed, raped, and assaulted.
"Don't mess with the chilean lads!" <--- a Chilean who was learning English said that. Be careful!!
Typical Chilean Fight
a few words, then the guy stabs the other one in the heart and the stabbed one tells the cameraman "do you see me worried??" and shows the injury to the camera.
Tom green trolls a chilean
Typical chilean teen (Emos, Pokemones, Glams, Flaites, Lais, Tecktoniks)
Hatelist
Chilean Hates:
- Peru
- Bolivia
- Argentina
- Mining
- Poor people
- Rich people
- $ebastian Pinera
- Spanish
- Americans
- Muslim
- Communists
- Niggers
- Policemen
- Earthquakes
- People from Santiago (if you are from another city)
- People from another city (if you are from Santiago)
National Heroes
- Augusto Pinochet (Libertador): this man is the number one hero of Chile, he cleaned the country of Commies and gave Chile a great economy.
- Lanza Internacional (the international thief): a Chilean thief living la vida loca in spain, he appeared in the news saying what he does in Spain, he owns 2 cars and he is "upholstered in jewerly", he also tells that he has killed 2 Spaniards and he doesn't care.
- Checho del Boom: sex-symbol of the Chilean lumpenproletariat, he is known by his videos in youtube where he appears sending regards to his friends.
- Snooki: famous for being an Oompa-Loompa on Jersey Shore
- Pipeinformatico: fat man, paraplegic and has no sphincter control. Also wants to be an influential twitterer which is impossible.