Diego Maradona

See main article at: Disregard that, I -Diego Maradona- suck dicks.

He can fap to that.

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The many faces of Maradona

Comezon!

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Trolls trolling trolls.

	“	To those who did not believe: now suck my dick - I'm sorry ladies for my words - and keep on sucking it. I am either white or black. I will never be grey in my life. You treated me as you did. Now keep on sucking dicks. I am grateful to my players and to the Argentinian people. I thank no one but them. The rest, keep on sucking dicks.	„
	—Diego Maradona, on proving the doubters wrong

Diego Maradona is an Argentinan football legend and world class IRL troll. He is therefore worthy of an ED page and it is criminally negligent that EDiots haven't immortalised him yet, despite his current status as Argentina's manager at the 2010 World Cup and up-and-coming meme. His contributions to the lulz and the drama are already the stuff of legend amongst the a/sp/ies of 4chan and he will doubtless reach critical mass as Argentina faces Germany in the quarter-finals of the tournament this weekend.

He's already started trolling the Krauts and generally setting the stage for meme stardom as Argentina advances to another FIFA trophy defeat and has old media all atwitter over his lulzy quotes and sideline clowning. Ironically, since half of Hitler's 1337 human hate machine fucked off to South America as World War 2 came to a close to avoid a war crimes lynching at the Nuremberg Trials, Argentina is full of Nazi sockpuppets who can't really say anything for fear of getting facefagged.

But now they do.

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Maradona invokes Godwin's Law.

Argies will miss him.

We don't know either.

He might have done it for the lulz.

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Trolling Germany

	“	What's the matter Schweinsteiger? Are you nervoushh?	„
	—Diego Maradona, on Bastian Schweinsteiger

Gallery of Gay

• Maradona is totally not gay.
  Maradona is totally not gay.
• Some argue that he might be.
  Some argue that he might be.
• Ok, he's totally gay. Although saying so will get you banned in Argentina.
  Ok, he's totally gay. Although saying so will get you banned in Argentina.

See Also

• Argentina
• The Hand of Clod
• The Hand of Dios
• Robbenball
• Vuvuzela

Diego Maradona is part of a series on the 2010 World Cup [OH GOD MY EARSBZZZZZZZZ]

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