Fetish

This article concerns the concept of sexual fetishism. Separate articles devoted to the concept of fetishism in anthropology and the Marxist concept of commodity fetishism are omitted because they are mind numbingly boring subjects.

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A mild example of a binding fetish (Note TP on the side table).

A fetish or paraphilia is an unusual (normally acquired) method of sexual arousal, usually centered upon an object or an idea that mainstream society declares taboo. It is only a true fetish if the individual consistently relies on the object for arousal and can't find arousal without its presence. Studies done by the FBI determined that sexual fetishes are rare and most of us will never meet the perverts who act on them. However, a study done in 2006 by searching Google revealed that over 9000 sites profit by pandering porn to perverts. Careful comparison to census figures reveals that every person in the world has developed at least three really disgusting fetishes, so you will have no difficulty finding partners who also enjoy putting cheese to creative use.

Drama-generating techniques

Most hardcore fetishists are trolls themselves, spending their flaccid time evading their parole officer and posting pictures of their hobby in forums inhabited by 13-year-old boys and 16-year-old girls. You can make them very happy by telling them how foul and loathsome they are -- mentioning the eternal damnation of their pathetic souls is obligatory, as is explaining why your obsession with camels is perfectly normal. Some people like trees. This is apparently normal. Thousands of people were said to have had orgasms the night that TREE MAN was showed on britfag channel C4. Tree man was said to have been pleased by this.

A Partial List of Fetishes

Rule 34 of the Internet states the following: if it exists, there is a porn for it.

Faggotry was considered a fetish, now is a lifestyle and a political issue.

Anthropophagolagnia: Sexually aroused by rape with cannibalism.
Apotemnophilia: Sexually aroused by fantasies about losing a limb.
Arborphilia
Balloon Fetish
Sadism and Masochism
Bellypunching
Bestiality
Cast Fetish
Dysmorphophilia: Sexually aroused by deformed or physically impaired partners.
Electrophilia: Sexually aroused by electricity.
Foot fetishism: very popular among humans, even if you're not aware of it. You can ask Lowtax for more details.
Formicophilia: Sexually aroused by sex play with ants.
Furry

Infantilism
Inflatable Animals
Berry girl
Macrophilia
Mellisophile: aroused by bee stings
Odontophilia: Sexually aroused by tooth extractions/tooth fetish
Objectophilia: Sexually attracted by inanimate objects, e.g. cars.
Partial Unbirthing
Pedophilia
Republicanphilia: mildly aroused by WASPs.
Plushophilia
Pygmalionism: Sexually aroused by statues or mannequins.
Robotism: Sexually aroused by the use of robots in sex play.
Scopophilia: Sexually aroused by being stared at.
Rope
Siderodromophilia: Sexually aroused by trains.
Unbirthing

Voraphile
Watersports: Golden showers
Xylophilia: Sexually aroused by wood.
Biastophilia: Sexual pleasure from committing rape (obviously). Also, sexually aroused by the idea of being raped.
Frotteurism: sexual arousal through rubbing one's self against an unknowing stranger in public, like in subways. Common in japan, and known as the chikan.
Renfield's syndrome: clinical vampirism, or a compulsion to drink blood as a sexually-arousing act. Like Dracula and Pat Robertson.
your mom

YouTube video that MAY contain your fave fetish you sick fuck.

Other fetishes you probably didn't know but would like to experiment

Abasiophilia: sexual attraction to people who are lame or crippled ~~(excludes Heather Mills McCartney, no one can be that sick)~~ includes Heather Mills McCartney, because i fucking would.
Acomophilia: sexual attraction to baldness (also hairless genitalia)
Acousticophilia: sexual arousal from certain sounds
Acrotomophilia love of (or sexual attraction to) amputation or amputees
Adolescentilism: sexual pleasure from acting or dressing like an adolescent
Asphyxiophilia: sexual attraction to asphyxia; also called breath control play (or being strangled)
Autogynephilia: love of oneself as a woman
Autonephioplia: (a.k.a diaper fetishism) sexual arousal from diapers
Autossassinophilia: sexual arousal from fantasizing about or staging one's own murder
Celebriphilia: pathological desire to have sex with a celebrity

If you have a hard-on, you're a celebriphile. And a faggot.

Chrematistophilia: sexual arousal from paying for sex or being robbed by one’s sexual partner.
Coprophilia: sexual attraction to (or pleasure from) shit
Crush fetish: sexual arousal from seeing small creatures being crushed by members of the opposite sex, or being crushed oneself
Dacryphilia: sexual pleasure in eliciting tears from others or oneself
Emetophilia: sexual attraction to vomit

Eproctophilia: sexual attraction to flatulence
Erotophonophilia(also know as Homicidophilia or Lust murderism): sexual arousal from committing (or trying to commit) murder
Euryproctophilia: sexual arousal by goatse.
Faunoiphilia: sexual arousal from watching animals mate
Fecophile: sexual arousal from defacation or watching a partner defecate, particularly on oneself.
Tiny lotus feet. love of (or sexual attraction to) small deformed feet.