All is Brawl

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All is Brawl

Type	Community
Founded	March 2007
Location	California AKA Gayland
Key people	black person
Motto	{{{motto}}}
Industry	Faggotry, Serious Bussiness, containing a collection of newfags that could rival 4chan
Products	Anti-lulz, smelly tourneyfags
Website	http://allisbrawl.com

All is Brawl was created 3 years ago by Neal DickTater, an Amerifag cunt who realized that he could amass a horde of lonely 20 year olds playing an overrated children's fighting game for money. The site prides itself on being larger and smellier than other shit game forums, but nobody cares. The worst part of the site is its shittily named general discussion area, where the aspies go to hide and shun everyone from their special community. The parts of the site in which people talk about the game are usually full of people complaining about Metaknight, and people complaining about people not playing Brawl+.

Origins

Neal being obnoxious - Creator of All is Brawl.

All is Brawl is the primary community for SSB players. Although the forum was originally intended solely for tournament shit, it now has many other sections that attract unfunny 12-year-olds, furries, illiterate douchebags, acne-ridden Tourneyfags, and regular all-around faggots.

As the previous paragraph mentions, these members are terrible at being funny, and have a harmful superiority complex that causes them to dwell in their own cesspool of faggotry and wanting to be something they will never be accepted as to anyone else other than their mindless peers.

What You'll Usually Notice

These users are primarily known for being liberal fags, disliking people that hate gays (half of the members are giant black person fags), having no sense of humor at all, worshiping some unfunny fag 'Plan 9' and going to tournaments when they're not circlejerking with their buddies. They love getting badges with the forums 'unique' system, although they have yet to realize that these 20x20 pixel icons under their avatars don't actually increase the size of their penises irl. Such faggots are known to All is Brawl as "badge whores." They have a badge for that too, though admins only give it to people they personally dislike.

Criticism

The average Mario Party player wants to be famous and cool so he often creates combo videos, so he can gain a better rating, and thus a larger e-dick in the process. In fact, 108% of all the content posted there is useless. Also, since these brawlers can't handle negative criticism, you get faggotry like this:

Fag 1: "Look, I have made a video."

Fag 2: "You didn't make this. You stole it. It's the pro-fay-shun-al player named XXX from YYY."

Fag 1: (Edits previous posts) "Yeah, that's what I was saying all the time, but if you can't say anything positive about my video, please leave my thread."

Fag 2: "Fgt, I just told you the truth."

Fag 1: "Alright, that's enough! Could someone permaban this meaniefaec? He's hurting my feelings :(."

Fag 2: "Sure, ban me. That'll definitely make 'your' video look better."

Fag 1: "I've taken the videos off the site. I won't release any more. You're evil. *angst*"

Modfag: "What's going on here? I'm a moderator. I'm warning you; don't troll again. OK that's it, I'm a moderator, you're permabanned." Permabans Fag 2.

Fag 1: "WOW THANKS MODERATOR THAT GUY WAS A JERK"

Modfag: "PLAY NICE KIDS adakfjaofopaji"

TEH PRO PLAYERZ

No shit, there are a bunch of people who are "pro" at this game, and make monies off of it by getting the "not pro" people to enter tournaments they can't win. Jew even picked up this game for a circuit and had a whole bunch of tournaments, but the top pro Mewtwo King (who doesn't even play Mewtwo, and that's actually his picture in the basement dweller section by the way), agreed to cheat with some other pro faggot by giving each other money and fixing the match, so MLG threw them out. Just about every region of players has their own top 10 "power ranking", in which the players that are in the top 10 actually decide who's top 10. Lolfagzmirite?

M2K

Already mentioned. He's often ridiculed by the community for a lack of social skills. When a bunch of 13 year old nigger jews tell you that you're the biggest nigger jew, that says something. He has admitted to memorizing the knockback for all characters at all damage % with all of Marth's moves. He's way too cool for the internet because he spends all his time playing this children's game.

Mike Haze

He's a fatass. His mom is really hot, so fuck her and send him the pics.

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OMG A SONIC PLAYER THAT DID GOOD AT MLG?! He's also a Jew and likes to take it in the urethra. He comes from Utah, so you know he's hiding all sorts of things up his ass, because there's nothing to do there except shove things up your ass when you get bored.

DSF

A nigger that has a girlfriend who also plays this faggot game with him (but she sucks as hard as she sucks his dick). Makes a living off of playing this game, so all he has to do is sit around playing and getting better and better at doing the same shit over and over again. Once he pissed off Mike Haze's mom during a sleepover, and that's not cool.

Mike Haze's Mom

One time she shoved a controller up her vagoo, masturbated till orgasm, and the button presses beat M2K at a tournament (wireless controlur lulzwtfbbq some fag took the credit). Mango recorded it and sold the video on E-bay for $1. Now he's rich.

Friendly Members

As you can see in this thread, the AiB (or rather General Silliness randum desu) contingency is extremely friendly and helpful with the newbies. Like every forum on the Internet, you'll usually notice a lot of things like that.

Rules

Despite it being illegal to join this site if you're younger than 13, the moderators stand behind their swear censor to protect underage lurkers: "their are 10 yr olds heer dun spool dere minds k." It's against the rules to bypass the censor, but the mods are shit lazy so you can get away with it anyway. It is also against the rules to post pornography (no you can't link to it either shit for brains), because it's scary.

Trolling is against the rules too, though no one there knows what trolling actually is, so they usually end up banning everyone who makes a slightly offensive post (outside of General Silliness, A.K.A. b).

There are rules about cheating and shit but people have e-honor and don't do that kind of stuff.

Chat

This place has a chat too. It is, surprisingly, well moderated, but that's mainly because the mods there are power-abusing idiots.

Social Chat

This is essentially Ravenholm. It's full of zombies and has a crazy fat guy shooting randomly, namely a fruity imposter who thrusts everything that moves. If you enter Social Chat, expect one of three things:

An unbelievably boring discussion between clanfags and more clanfags
A bunch of wannabe trolls talking calmly about their day
Half of the room talking about Pokémon

Stadium Chat

This is THE place to stroke your ego. Of course, if you have a score lower than 99,999,999 (because you have to destroy Lucas against a wall for 5 hours until your thumb bleeds), you'll be ridiculed beyond comprehension (not that you don't deserve it). You're also supposed to discuss your strategies, but that will result in the experts pointing out its flaws.

The above only applies if they're actually discussing the Stadium. And if anyone's actually in the chat.

Smash Talk

“	This room is for discussing anything related to Smash. Character matchups, stage design, technical skills, Melee vs. Brawl... they're all fair game.	„

This room mainly is dead due to the fact that if you wanna talk about smash you go to smashboards like a true tourneyfag.

Free Play

	“	fr33 m4tch p10x?	„

The breeding ground of tourneyfags in the making. 99.98% of players have a need for connection has less lag then playing an offline match. Anything more than 2 miles away and you will get flooded with "Johns". E.g. "I COULDN'T SURVIVE CUZ THAR WUS 1 INCH OF LAGZ O£O£(FU£($F:{:LPRFLC)%**"!:!"

Trading Floor

Created Last Thursday, this is a chat where faggots with no lives (that is, pretty much every user on this shitty website) go to trade virtual trading cards. Seriously.

General Silliness

A representation of the inhabitants of AiB.

General Shitposting is one of the darker regions of the site. It came into being sometime around 2007, when Neal, DacidHo, and the other mods decided that rather than punish the heck out of all the forum's trolls, they would instead create a separate forum for the trolls to post in. Thus, General Silliness was born.

General Silliness was, at some point moved down in an attempt to stop new members of the site from going there and leaving the site forever. Of course, this didn't succeed. Instead of removing it from the site completely and banning all its members, Neal didn't do anything, as normal.

Notable All is Brawl Members

The worst of the worst People from AIB are known to shit bricks and delete their sections in this article, so do look for who's section that got deleted and redo it. Thanks for caring!

Bio Desu

Born from a septic tank Bio Desu is a retarded Japanese schoolgirl, who constantly spouts unreadable nonsense riddled with XD's in the third person. She is obsessed with bad anime, especially Lucky Star. In her spare time she make signatures for other idiots to use.

While she has once posted a full sentence, this was only to make it seem like she's not as stupid as everyone thinks (which is untrue). Almost always, people have the impression that bio knoz XD kuu~ Some argue shes just a weeaboo and not really a Jap at all.

Cheese

Cheese is a dick who does not care about the people or what they have to say, does what he wants, and only talks to "hot allisbrawl girls"(because he wants what he can't get) or high-ranking players. Cheese has had criminal record for sexual battery, has anger issues, johns 24/7, doesn't talk to people, gives 283% more infractions/bans than the average moderator, and is second in command. He sets a horrible example, and the only reason he is even an admin is because everyone is because he's higher than anyone except Neal, and Neal needs him to blow him every night. This douchebag even abused his admin powers to get out of losing a match on the wifi ladder, lol. He also likes to delete site blogs linking to this article to keep people from knowing the truth.

SamusAranxoxo

Another retarded shit in social that is thought of as one of the most annoying users you will ever meet. He can't even get over a fence without a hook catching his pants and flashing his fat ass. This faggot trap tries too hard in every aspect of his life. One of the people on this website that still hasn't stopped fapping over Zero Suit Samus. Apparently the ability to туρє ωιтн υηυѕυαℓ ℓєттєяѕ makes your profile 20 times better than everyone else on the site. He also claims to be a black person Jew but, from where I am concerned he's a white boy in disguise that thinks brawl is actually better than melee. His attempt to troll has failed many times due to his lack of intelligence and knowledge of the site itself. Listening to him will indeed dumb you down by the millisecond. Tends to shout out "Mofo" at random. He claims to have no camera but has over 15 picture accessible technological items. We all know the real reason he wont bring pictures is because he's afraid of you finding out his true fat, nerdy RL self. The internet is the only recognition from girls he ever gets. He keeps trying to bitch about things like we know all real life girls do but unsuccessfully convinces us of his girly nature. He is indeed a retarded gay shit and periodically cybers in smash talk with his other gay e-friends when he isn't trying to act like a poorly raised internet tough guy. Another cock sucking gay that can never explain his reasons. He always rages when you say a character is better then Samus Aran.

Pichu9001

A Pichu obssessed member who is of a above average decency. Instead of complaining about MetaKnight this player prefers to rage on Diddy Kong. Since this player is 14 years of age, they think "what the fuck, its still a childrens fightin game" therefore acting like a child. Tends to piss on Admiral Pit, reminding him of his role as a Butthurt angry nigger he is. Joined for the lulz. Likely to counter SamusAranxoxo's "Mofo" with a "Fomo" even if the "Mofo" is not directed at "You know?". This player has to be one of the worst players of this game.

ProtoBurn

Been given the nickname: Pedoburn, for raping the little 10 year olds on the site and touching their pixels in unappropriate places. Mains a pretty jackass spammy Pikachu who know all but shit except how to glue his finger to the c-stick. And being PedoBurn, pretty much "rapes" all the little Lucas mainers with his Thunder shit. Pretty much a tourneyfag who likes to repeatedly spam his projectiles all over the stage, seriously, I'm surprised the stage hasn't turned into a fucking sausagefest of fuck. Tends to call guys handsome, so now he is a gayspammytourneyfag exclamation mark, smiley face :).This faggot can rot in vaginachu's pussy.

RixxyRikaa

Some fat phillipino girl or something that is loved by the pedophiles of the site for being a loli. Claims to be prettier than Saffy but it isnt hard when Rika is a fat big tited 16 year old girl and Saffy is flat as a board, as well as being a weeaboo with a huge pokemon obsession. Has an IRL boyfriend named Ricky, whos a beaner.

Plan 9

A huge douchebag, Plan 9 never uses grammer ore porper speelings cuz its c00l and hes a admin!!!1! For this reason, others think he's funny or something, and actually praise him. He types really slowly. He will spend 15min typing "Hi."

Doromac

The negro of the gang. It's surprising that black person has time to post between stealing bikes and helping his wetback relatives across the border. You see, this cocksucker is not only a nigger, but a Mexican too. His favorite meal is a KFC bucket of chicken and grape Kool-aid.

Gaylakazoo

Gaylakazoo apparently joined the faggotry Last Thursday. Galakazoo appears to be a kind and happy go lucky fellow, but he is really a murderous serial killer who spends his time writing things deemed NSFW. Once, a group of film makers came to his school and he was put into an educational video for teachers. However when they showed him the video he blinked and missed his part. The absolute worst part about this accident to society is that he is a Furfag. His only interests are yiffing. Other then that he is completely two dimensional. If you ever run into him, do not talk to him. He will attempt to convert you into a vegetable. Also, he is retarded and drinks his milk from a Bag.

Dacidbro

Dacidbro is a fagmin, like Plan 9. The difference between the two is that the reason Dacid doesn't do shit is because he spends too much time fapping. While Plan 9's failure is simply due to his stupidity.

Staindgrey

Staindgrey is an Jew. He makes a shit thread every day (sometimes two). His terrible thread-making capabilities are matched only by the size of his ego, and as such, he spends the time he doesn't spend attention-whoring posting about how cool he is in slightly less shit threads. Staindrey is the worst Admin and/or person in the history of AIB. He is extremely manipulative and a pervert beyond belief. He wants to "do" everyone, and doesn't care if they are mothers. I guess this shows how desperate he really is. Also, he had a kidney stone. No really. LOL. He is very jealous of Bio Desu.

Loogiesquared

An unfunny idiot. Due to his constant nasal sex with Magnatoon, which caused semen to get stuck on his brain, he acquired a severe case of mental retardation. Now he constantly vandalizes this page. Also, he's above the rules because he's a lousy piece of shit and the sigs he makes suck ass. The mods eventually banned him until 2037 because he was a fucking retard and GS would be a lot better without him fucking shit up. However, since Loogie has no life, he creates dozens of alternate accounts to get back on the site, which the mods ban on sight.

Flutist

Flutist is the biggest piece of shit in GS. Known for having the ego the size of Paris Hilton's vagina and for overusing unfunny 4chan memes, Flutist has quickly become the biggest douchebag on the entire site. He is hated by mostly everyone except Bio Desu, who he is only friends with because he wants cybersex. The person who hates him the most is Armus, an annoying failtroll.

TheEnigmaLiesBroken

A basement dweller who hacks a childrens fighting games and thinks he's badass. Cool guy, amirite.
(what? I don't even deserve a full paragraph about my basement?) The head designer of the sucky ass trading card game. Spending day after day using camera and texutre hacks to make sucky pixels which everyone else on the site has to collect although it is merely impossible since a new series of about 200 cards is released every 30 days because this guy has nothing better to do than take some video game pictures, photoshop, upload, make a poll, make series 3, make some promos,and fap.

Admiral Pit

Quite possibly the most fucked up, gayest, and hated member on All is Brawl, the legendary Admiral Pit. Hes some black person who is a HUGE Bowser fan and in love with Pit (I AM NOT KIDDING). He also BELIEVES HES PIT IRL. He refers to all other Pit mains as his "Angels" and wish the light of that hot goddess Palutena be with them or some shit after he "tit fucks" her. This guy used to be a mod on the site for whatever reason, but after an intense anal session with Neal in which Neal picked up the crabs from Admiral Pit, he removed him of mod status. The users rejoiced as he cant ban anyone who thinks Pit is a shit character or makes fun of Pit in general (which is like 90% of the site). Now he just runs and cries to the mods if any little thing is said bad about him. He has a huge anger problem because not everyone on the site wants to go and suck on Pit's tiny boy cock like he does. Hes believed to be a pedophile and/or bisexual, as he will hit on anyone who mains Pit, regardless of age or gender.Oh and he thinks the "inb4" stuff is considered cyber bullying and thinks 69 has something to do with Naruto. He currently is obsessed on finding a former member of AiB called Woody72691 who has since left the site. He has been chasing and abusing others like current member like The Viper because he lost to Woody in Woody's first match on the site. He continues to accuse The Viper of being Woody and loses every match too him so basically he just sucks dick. Every match so far ends with Admiral Pit quitting after losing 1 life and then him being a pussy about tiers.The only real reason he searching for Woody72691 is probably what they have for eachother.This nigger can't withstand criticism for his character without jumping to a conclusion you hate him so he can go cry in his emo corner. He has also wished the death of the family of this poor fellow, proving how a much of a well mentally adjusted individual he can be.

He resides at the following chat: xat.com/marth_fangirl

A picture of this nigger can be found here: http://i862.photobucket.com/albums/ab187/KillerKirby100/Grad10.jpg?t=1283801787

His YouTube viewing history was uploaded anonymously and can be found here.

Update: A second picture of the Admiral can be found here: http://i.imgur.com/SXvGT.png

SKaabii

SKaabii, also known as Tony Nguyen is a 15-year old boy of Vietnamese descent, obviously. He was born in Vietnam and raised in Georgia, USA. Among his favorite pasttimes include fapping to lolicon in conjunction with various animu. His failure of getting a real date results in him resorting to gay online dating. Common targets for him are 12-year old boys and more recently, 13-year old girls. Additionally, he often has thoughts of quitting irl due to his parents 'abusing' him -- when really, all they want is for him to stop failing and do something successful in his life for a change. Unlike other inhabitants of the site, he has mad skillz at children's fighting games, making him extra special, amirite? He's also good at using GIMP because he doesn't know how to buy something better, like Photoshop. In addition to his massive amounts of faggotry, he enjoys being a weeaboo newfag who breaks Rules 1 and 2, thinking he is cool for doing it. He also pretends to be a girl, since his life is that sad. Like numerous of his other loli-lovin' friends, he probably couldn't withstand true porn. He publicly admits being gay for Bridget, and plays competitive Pokémon and StarCraft. He's a level 83 Chief Bandit on MapleStory and uses his Nintendo DSi to browse the Internet for moar lolis and play shitty Kirby games, all under the sheets in bed so his parents don't see him fapping and ground him again. Arguably, his biggest failure is his inability to understand the concept of good spelling, in addition to logic. He has absolutely zero talent for trolling, and his swearing vocabulary is less than three. The worst he can do is call you a meanie. Supa kawaii desu, ne?!

L33TMetaKnight

Nobody knows if it's a boy or girl, faggot or lesbian, transexual or just plain weird. L33TMetaKnight, The best blog troll, and maybe the best troll ever, to join AllIsBrawl. He is owner of a rebel group on AllIsBrawl and his title is "Peacekeeper of AllIsBrawl", although most refer to him as the leader or king of trolls, Jesus, or Adolf Hitler. L33TMetaKnight CRIES for e-attention, because nobody in real life loves him, and he is just a sad lonely boy who gets picked on at school and thinks he's badass over the interwebs. L33TMetaKnight made several blogs, targeted towards turning rule-abiding members against the Allisbrawl staff by researching facts, posting testimonies, and eventually causing a war: members vs. staff members. L33TMetaKnight was banned over and over, but he got out of it due to ties with one of the admins. He made an average of 5 blogs per day, all of them becoming active blogs, and even had all 3 of his blogs as active at one time. He then made a blog telling people to stop protesting, and end the war, and it was featured. He admitted to lying about that so he can get the featured blog badge, and the staff bought into it. Some of his most famous blog posts include the moderator abuse tier list, similarities between communism and Allisbrawl, and the secret life of admin Cheese. He then decided to behave and try to become a moderator, but nobody wanted him to, and he was turned down and owned by Cheese, the king of douches. He then trolled Cheese by telling everyone that he throws controllers at people in real life tournaments when he loses(which is true), and had a criminal record for sexual battery. L33T has made so many people angry, attracted so much attention, and had people believing he was gonna become moderator soon(which caused people to flame the staff, another successful attempt), until the administration all came together and shut him down for good.

Cyrax

Cyrax is just some ginger goth who is apparently a dumbass metalhead and just recently put skulls on his page to look all tough and scare the mind-dead fucktards of AiB knowing that irl he's scared of them all. This fail at life is surprisingly known for his sketch art. He online dates just like a true e-fag, when he first joined he trolled more, hit on every chick, and really didn't understand the true meaning of e-life until he came to Social chat, he's been there everyday from November 1st until now. He lives on this site cause his life is to poor and he doesn't want his parents to beat him retarded like they already did. He's a huge fan of Mortal Kombat, a fighting game that has too much gore, you can tell by his name who he likes, so I guess when not on AiB, he's playing this faggoty game and looking for more info on it to fill his tiny brain. Due to Cyrax lacking and girls on his ginger dick, he resorts to e-relationships and actually takes them seriously. If he sees his homie Kookie in trouble, he's most likely going to offer him a hand and a blowjob.

Kookie

This guy is Cyrax's best friend to the faggoty land of dumbfucks, Cyrax took Kookie by the ankles and made him join this shitty site and get a e-girl like a true e-fag, this homosexual spends his time skateboarding, everytime he hits the ground is another brain cell lost so he can come back to Social and spam, troll, or talk in general but nobody can ever understand him cause he types like a angry gorilla having a seizure. He is in love with Modern Warfare 2 and wont accept any other games that are much better, yet he complains about dying from "Nuke Tubes" because they are so cheap. You'll usually find him trolling random users on the site to be e-tough in his e-life cause he's e-cool. Don't try talking to this freak because it's basically a lost cause, since nothing he says will make any sense. He is also known to have more "Homies" than an illegal sweatshop. Carlos Mencia here is likely to add "gay" to any argument he is in just to save himself. Oh, and he is in an E-relationship with a black person and constantly have buttsecks. Guess who's pitching and who's receiving.

Skychu

This has to be the biggest whore that has stumbled upon social chat. This hypocritical bitch has become a mod from sucking so much mod cock even though she hates them. She is always bored in chat because she lacks either food or pokemon to play. Apparently: she's established a family in social with usernames such as Invinciboy and -GoV- (incest inbound). When it comes to being a mod, all this bitch does is sit and pop the puss off of her infected vagina while the chat is in chaos. She has to be the easiest piece of trollbait since Admiral. In real life, she attempts to offer sex to Mexicans but even they have standards. She lives with 4 cats and always bitches about her brother achieving in everything she couldn't. Examples: Sex, Succeeding irl, etc. Also: to shut her up in Social chat, tell her to make you a sandwich, tell her how bad of a mod she is. Update: Skychu being a slut: http://i55.tinypic.com/bdtbfr.jpg

Invinciboy

If there was a mod for the average AIB newfag, it would be this piece of shit. Invincitard here spams more unfunny memes than the regular /b/tard, yet this faggot is still a mod. He considers himself a brother to Skychu. Runs in the family, huh? Invinciboy is known to be a grammar nazi even though he's Jewish.He also has wet dreams of trying to cyber his sister, Rai which is just disturbing. This is a rare case of Vincest. Like the Jew robot he is, everytime someone makes fun of him being a fatass or being short, he initiates Auto-Butthurt mode and starts banning people. This fag is also a kirby hater which is ironic for the fact that he can't even see his dick. The Jew is a hypocrite himself because of the banning of memes that he says himself. Somehow, Jabba the hut seems to be in a marching band without his cane or wheelchair. No videos have been found sadly, but there are supposed videos of Invinciboy off of his bed and outside his house. Also being an AiB Ladder ref he can't tell a cock from a pussy, being the reason I'm sure he can't see his own.

Smoke

Smoke, the emo version of cyrax. Smoke is probably the biggest emo-fag in Social. All he does is bitch about how bad his life is to get e-attention. Hes one of then most annoying fucks to play with being that between every match he bitches about how bad he sucks and how hes gonna quit soon. Hes obviously a big Mortal Kombat-fag being that hes named after one of the most shitty characters on the game.. Not only is he a emo attention whore, He listens to System of a down and Haste The Day. Thats enough to give you a clear view on how queer this kid is. His favorite place to go is "The emo corner" which he hides in when his e-friends are being "mean" to him. Im gonna end this here for fear of being trolled by the rest of his MK buddies.

Azeal Meddy

A black person in disguise, Meddy is your usual brawlfag in AIB, BUT HERE'S THE BEST PART YOU GUISE, Azeal Meddy is indeed a man. Azeal uses this ED page in particular to write about people she, Oh sorry.. *Ahem*, he hates. Azeal's best friend is some Feminazi named Krystal which is diagnosed with all sorts of diseases. Krystal fails to realize that her best friend whom she thought was a woman is indeed a man. Probably lurking in the shadows of this article, Kunta Kinte will indeed shit bricks when he sees this part. He tends to defend his girlfriend Krystal at any given moment if her opinion is shot down, because women are always right. Seriously, get back to the kitchen. Also: Bobby brown's facebook can be found here: [1]

Kai

A generic douchebag and "troll". His ignorance is only exceeded by his overused recycled insults. If you ever do visit this nightmare of a site you'll want to ignore him right away. Kai has an obsession with goosh, and that doesn't mean anything. By deleting his part of this page, you know that his feelings were instantly gooshed. Clever, amirite.

SagaKirby

Saga, Saga, Saga. A regular socialtard in the midst of a horribly formed BlazBlue fad. Often famed for his shitty, poorly done, stream on some site, where he plays PSX games constantly, and must stay in contact with his e-friends that he'll never meet on Skype. Apparently he fancies e-relationships, and "went out" with some Jennifer Wakeman random. Kinda hard to do on the Internet, amirite? He apparently flooded her comments with "<3"s and promises of breakfast in bed, moving the world, and virtually anything a retard in e-love would promise. He constantly talked about how he got dumped but was denying the fact that he was upset about it, even though he clearly fell in love with this girl. Him and all of his BlazBlue butt buddies tend to flood social, as Saga considers that HQ for him and his poor trolling ass munching socialtards to talk about how they like flat chests, and will forever remain virgins. Of course, since he hangs out in social, he's one of the people who does not play this children's party game. Seeing as he can't find anywhere else to go... like outside for example; he spends his time hating on Call of Duty with the rest of the BlazBlue gang, since social to him is THE BEST. Pretends to be Litchi Faye-Ling, and over exaggerates the size of her breasts. Many believe that his current, and most likely permanent butt buddy is Kai. They tend to suck each other's dicks while playing off of each other in their "trolling" style. Another sad soul, bound to die alone, but hey! You have BlazBlue to keep you company!

-Krystal-

Another regular socialtard, but unlike the rest actually begged to be put onto this site. Too pathetic to get onto this site yourself, yet you're on it, you must be doing something right. Usually lurks in the shadows of social and is a narutard. From what I hear, she fancies terrible anime like Highschool of The Dead. It's obvious that this pathetic shell of a socialtard has nothing better to do than to self loathe and cut herself in her emo corner whenever her best friend Azeal isn't on, or whenever someone insults Naruto. $Insertformulahere$

SonicMaster (SM)

He is the notorious leader of the brawl clan Sonic Dojo. He is a nigger from Texas claiming he is the best sonic main there ever was. His chat is the breeding grounds for furries of all kind. When ever he loses a argument he rages and throws a bitch fit ending with the phrase "lul". He has been known to have a homosexual obsession with the brawler named XP. He tries to be cool by impersonating Lordlos9000 because he knows he wants to be like him because he is not sexy enough.During clan wars, he would always have his coc riders brawl for him. This coc rider in particular is Skaabi who claims to one man wars but in reality they just suck big nigger dick to win all wars. Now he resides in All Is Brawl as Blackpuff waiting the return of his site where he will once again rule over furrys

BoZ

If you want to know a fucked up guy over the e-net, it'd be this guy. First came to AllIsBrawl as "sonicpokemon" and everyone assumed he was just some 12 year old kid who didn't know the meaning of the word "dick". He first came saying he was 17 years old, and shown a picture of what was "supposed" to be himself. He also had a "supposed" girlfriend name Stephanie, which "she" was known as "deathchick" on AiB, but what later changed to "Stephanii" afterwards. Of course, she was some alt that BoZ made, and he said that he got a friend to control that account and fuck around on that site. (Which he probably did this himself since he's a major fag.) Then left AiB for some time. (Like three weeks.) Then he comes back as "BoZzy" (alt) and starts over. He came back, and started e-dating some girls. (He also e-dated a gay named Mewtime) and "attempted" to become "the first cool '10 member of Social." In the meantime, his supposed "sister" joins AiB. (Known as Ashlee1995, but later changed into "Ash95") At first, it seemed like they were best friends, basically the whole "Stephanii" scenario all over again, until "Ashlee" decided to go on a major hate thing for BoZ, and "told" everyone at Social that BoZ fapped on a picture of Skychu. Then BoZ made like 30 something alts and started abusing his member rights on AiB. Then he cheats on the ladder system, and made some fags mad, and also cheated on the gay trading card system, and didn't even get banned for it. As he stayed on AiB, the more obvious that "Ash95" was an alt of his. He started talking about how he had incestful thoughts about Ashlee, and how he wanted to shove his 1" penis up her... "his" butthole. Then he started coming out of the closet saying that he was gay. (Which made sense, he always tried hitting on AzN like countless times.) He was banned once for trolling on AiC, because he was talking about how he was gonna rape everyone's babies, and rape Silly. (A Mod at AiC) Then he gets banned for 2 weeks for some unknown reason. (He says it was a mistake.) And then finally gets Perma'd for all the alts, and other abuses, he caused. He was a failure at life, "a incestful, gay redneck", and AiB's most hated up to this point. So if BoZ has done ANYTHING during his time at AiB, it's to be the most hated, and most goof'd, and most... Retarded. I guess people in Mississippi really are this dumb. He is currently on WiiChat, some weird Nintendo fansite that was poorly made, and his username is BoZzy. Not to mention that "Ashlee" (his "girlfriend" ont that particular site) is on there, known as "Rosalina" Wiichat also permabanned him for making alts, but he somehow came back. He also was a member down at WiiPals, and was banned for the same reasons, not to mention that everyone knew that "Ashlee" was a fake account of his on that site. As for friendcodes.com, he was banned for making like 70 alts or something. BoZ, out of the history of the e-netz, is something to awe and hate at. The fact that he can trick everyone with his famed "Ashlee" alt, make a minority of people follow him, (which I don't see how, because he's a gay, incestful redneck), and that he can avoid bans for a long time... Maybe BoZ should be a hero of some kind. Then again, he should be shot. If anyone wants to find him, go to WiiChat, and expose the Ashlee alt for who IT is. Also AIM him, "b0zzy1994" and tell him to hang himself and livestream it. BoZxVince <-- AiB meme that gave everyone chills.

He also sent apparent "nudes" to skychu and some other girls. Also had sex cravings for Heart and ZEDA, plus some other AiB whores.*

ToonBlade

A fag with no life who spends all his time in his neighbors basement fapping off to AiB trading cards and trys to be popular by being a admin suck up. Whenever somebody calls him a name he says "I'm going to tell my mod friends" He's such a dick that he's trying to get mod just to look cool. He shits in his pants and eats it for food. He's in love with every moderator on the site and pictures them in his weird toon link fetish.

dmbrandon

One of the biggest losers on the internet because he whines and bitches about how he's the best to a bunch of faggot kids. He sucks more ass than cheese, and has the world record for the most cocks in his salty, trans-gendered vagina at one time. He started a series of videos to complain at some company for not doing a good enough job sponsoring players at this shitty game, which lead to a large circle jerk and a bunch of people laughing at him. Despite being a complete prick and closet-homo, a ton of AiB users suck his dick on a regular basis and reinforce his stupidity. He loves to give himself blowjobs while talking about how good he is at street fighter and hello kitty adventure to show off his ventriloquist talents.

dmbrandon thinking he has the power to do something because some company didn't do a good enough job stroking his cock because he plays a children's game

Typh

A Mexican with a fetish for Cyndaquil. He's also gay, but not a butt pirate. He's the type of gay person that likes to flaunt being gay so he can earn praise for talking about how much he loves to suck cock. He's considered the funniest person on the website by many people, including Neal, who gives him constant rim-jobs and actually is responsible for turning him gay. Nah, just kidding, that last part was BS. He was born gay because his parents were gay and their parents were niggers. True story. He actually seems to have a brain compared to the other people who use this website, which means it's very easy to troll him without him getting confused and scared of his own cock. He also wants to be a moderator so bad that he's asked for it repeatedly and still gets turned down by Neal, because he's just his bitch, and Neal doesn't have the common goddamn courtesy to give him a reach around.

Lulz Warriors

Some of the faggots on this website actually contribute to lulz and good fun.

Lawlz

Distributed nudes of herself, and when asked why, responded "it was for teh lulz". Otherwise, she's an idiot, but fun to laugh at. All the virgins on this website hit on her because she actually delivered, although it's technically CP, and viewing it will get you party vaned.

Valdens

Originally had his moderation powers stripped away because he advertised over All is Faggots that he was going to livestream some movies, and at some point, showed some porn, or hentai, or something. Basically, the other pussy moderators couldn't handle him being cool and resented not being as cool as him. He was eventually given back his powers and now uses his diplomatic immunity to keep the place from producing so much homosex that it implodes on itself. Used to be overweight, but dieted and actually did shit with his life. Now he's the coolest of the losers, though he's still a loser because he affiliates with these retards, even if only to make them seem cooler by having him around. He's also the president of All is Brawl, which means he actually gained no power from neal, but rather, had won blowjobs from all of the kids playing this stupid game. Admittedly likes Beat Angel Escalayer, so you know he's a closet homo. He also uploaded pictures of himself fapping to shitting dick nipples on some website where gay guys talk about their undersized cocks.

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