Hero

She gonna get raped He-Man is too gay for this chick. Also, shes his cousin, but incest is wincest, amirite?

The word "hero" can apply to one of four main hero-classes.

The Ancient Hero

Hal Jordan aka Green Lantern finally admits he hasn't done anything for African-Americans because he is racist.

Traditionally, heroes were the kind of men that could raze an entire village to the ground, slaughter the children, and be home with enough time to rape the women and eat dinner. Vikings are a prime example of the legendary heroes we laymen once worshiped as minor deities. It is thanks to the viking invasion of Scotland that there is still a large enough human-to-sheep-blood ratio to allow successful breeding of humans. If ever one finds themselves in the shadow of an ancient hero, they should be forewarned that they could get stepped on, or at the very least, almost raped.

The Modern Hero

The greatest hero of them all

The modern hero, is any person who manages to capture the attention of stupid teenage girls. An example of a proclamation of heroism:

PrincessBrittany1122: liek, omgwtfbbq, that singer is liek, totaly HAWT, hes liek, totaly mi HERO!!!11

SekcStephie6969: omigod i no he is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mien 2!

Tom Hanks is a goddamn warhero!

The Real Hero

Everybody knows that real heroes, like Superman, wear leotards. Firemen are not real heroes, contrary to popular belief; they are actually part of the Illuminati Jewish conspiracy.

An hero

He was such an hero

to take it all away.

We miss him so, this you should know,

and we honor him this day.

He was an hero to take that shot

to leave us all behind.

God, do we wish we could take it back

And now he's on our minds.

Brother, nephew, son and friend

He was all these things and more.

Yes, we'll always remember seeing him

with his brains upon the floor.

See Also

• In defense of slandered heroes
• An hero
• Hero Online
• OJ Simpson
• Jake Roberts
• Michael Jackson
• Armin Meiwes
• Progman
• Sandwich