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Inuyasha
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Plot Synopsis
Most of the beginning episodes revolve around the title character trying to hunt down his ex-girlfriend's corpse so he can fuck it. Kagome is all cool with this because IRL, nobody really likes her, which is the main reason she has furfags, perverts, whiny sluts and animals for friends. She has no life. For the rest of the series Kagome gets in trouble prompting her to yell "INUYAAASHAAAAA", to which he replies "KAGOOMEEEEEEE" (sometimes it's the other way around, and happens over 50 times an episode) and there's a bunch of stupid fights which they lose. Nothing ever happens. It has been proved that only sick fucks watch this anime, because they hope someday Kagome's mini-skirt will show her panties or her vagina. This has been confirmed by pedophiles who like to believe that Kagome is just a tall (really fucking tall) 12 year old girl who happens to be a zoophiliac also.
Sometimes, the plot changes to center around Inuyasha's cross-dressing pedophile older brother Sesshomaru at random moments. The only reason he's probably around at all is because yaoi fangirls think he's hot, and often write incestuous fanfics involving him and Inuyasha. Sesshomaru is also accompanied by a token loli to appease the pedos, and to satisfy his own pedo desires when the show isn't revolved around him.
Video Examples of the plot
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Characters
TL;DR: Over 9,000 other characters: They're so interesting that you should already know about them by now!
- Inuyasha (Pronounced as "In-your-washer"): Typical butthurt hero. He's half-demon because his mom was constantly whoring herself out to all the furries in town, thus, he was born with cat ears (no, they don't look like dog ears at all). He got pinned to a tree for over 9000 years by a single arrow, because he fails just that hard. He's constantly bitching because he loves two different girls, despite the fact that THEY'RE BOTH THE SAME FUCKING GIRL, and that he's a frickin' demon, and therefore could just take any pussy he wants. He's got a sword that grows when you hold it complete with a furry hilt. Inuyasha's main goal is to yiff with both the corpse and the schoolgirl (which both are the same chick somehow).
- Kagome : A clone of Kikyo who likes torturing Inuyasha, getting kidnapped at least 100 times and saying she's not Kikyo. If she just said "YES, I AM KIKYO." and the 2,042,904,209 episode series would have never existed, saving humanity. In combat, she basically stands around saying "EENOOYAASHAA" over and over, and can very rarely be seen shooting magical arrows from her vagina which never have any effect. She goes back and forth through time by going through a magical well that only her and Inuyasha can use for no explained reason. Apparently there wasn't enough room for plot in 558 fucking chapters.
- Kikyo : A dead chick made of clay who used to be some magical priestess but now is just a zombie who falls off cliffs and eats souls. Inuyasha and Naraku both want her hot, decaying ass, even though she wants to kill them both. She's emo, as throughout the series when she's alive (she dies like 500 fucking times), she just walks around looking at shit and not talking.
- Miroku : Every guy on /b/, he will fuck anything with tits and has a hole in his hand so he can go fuck himself, too. Only exists to provide the standard animu pervert jokes. Has some story or origin or some shit. He gets raped in the ass if any of Naraku's stupid little bug things get sucked into his black hole; which is strange because nothing else he sucks into it ever affects him in any way, spare one time when another bunch of pointless episodes needed an excuse to be made. Did someone say convenient plot device?
- Sango : A brunette dominatrix who tries everything to save her own 11 year old brother. She wants cock but hides it by raping her pet cat/fox-thing, Kirara, when nobody is looking. She agrees to live with Miroku later even though he didn't agree to stop fondling other women, and afterwards still won't let him grope her ass like the cocktease she is. Miroku later turns her into a baby farm. What a healthy relationship. She uses a giant tampon in battle, and refuses to attack with it unless she can shriek "HIRAIKOETZ" at the top of her lungs; which of course makes for a stealthy attack. She is as useless in combat as Kagome, but is marginally hotter with a greater ass and allows for threesomes in fanfiction.
- Shippo : A fox demon who is always wanting yiff from a "human female." He's fucking useless and his only power is turning into a mushroom or a pink balloon thing and getting lolis to ride his ten-year-old cock. He constantly bitches about everything and everyone, despite the fact that he literally does nothing for the group.
- Sesshomaru : Inuyasha's incredibly boring, crossdressing older brother. Primary source of InuYasha fangirl orgasms. He spends his time having sword-waving contests with Inuyasha (he loses almost every time), moping that "daddy didn't love him enough" and fucking the six year old girl that follows him around. He seems withdrawn and quiet, but is in fact borderline retarded.
- Jaken : Sesshomaru's pet Jew. He resembles the unholy offspring of a Smurf and a Battletoad. He just runs around not doing anything, like most of the characters in the the series.
- Rin : Annoying little girl who follows Sesshoumaru and won't shut the fuck up after she decides to stop being mute. Her purpose in plot is predictably nil, except for a few times where she's predictably kidnapped.
- Koga : A furfag wolf that wants Kagome's little virgin ass but in truth, he just wants to get a good fisting from Inuyasha. Last of his tribe, pack alpha, yada yada yada... He is constantly butthurt about everything and is never seen without his inbred rape slaves.
- Naraku : Ancient Japan's Michael Jackson complete with loli army. Also luvs eyerape His purpose in the plot is to lead the protagonists on an excessively long journey in order to reach him, spam them with demons and other pisspoor villains no one cares about, fight them till he is nearly dead (if they aren't fighting another of the sockpuppets he constantly shits out), and then fuck off someplace else. Rinse and repeat for entire series plz.
- Kohaku : Sango's little "special" brother. He dies near the beginning but gets brought back by Naraku (also a famous Necrophiliac) as a zombeh!! He spends the entire show drooling and doing a whole lot of NOTHING. Everyone knows the only reason he's there is to appease the dangerously boy-hungry pedo masses.
- Kanna: Albino loli who says like 3 words during the entire series. She has a gay little mirror that allows her to watch porn or some shit. Naraku spawned her, probably by fucking a soft serve machine. Her name translated means "duck shit."
- Kagura : Some dumb whore who was spawned after Kanna. She uses her fan to direct her flatulence at her foes, and is notable as the only character in the series who both participated in combat and had plot relevance. She gets a boner for Sesshoumaru but gets rejected and refuses to let Naraku rape her, so he pwns her and she deflates or some shit, thus ending possibly the only piece of interesting plot present during the series.
- Kaede : Kikyo's sister, and great in bed. Her role in the series is to be a whiny old whore and little else. Spams "ye" and "yonder" in EVERY FUCKING SENTENCE.
- Totosai: Some creepy old fart who is always on meth and flies around on a three-eyed bull. He created Inuyasha's sword with his mighty banhammer.
The Band of Seven
The Band of Seven is noted as the only season where the episodes had a linear plot line instead of the usual two filler episodes, something plot related, two more filler episodes, rinse and repeat. Basically, a band of rapists who died at least 100 years ago were resurrected by Naraku last Thursday so he could have a necrophilic orgy, which he intended to have on top of a magical mountain with a l337 shield hack. This plan backfired however, as Eeeenoooyaaaashaaaaaa and his merry band of filler characters managed to troll them all to death, which is not very impressive considering several members were quite obviously retarded (this applies to both the Band and Inuyasha's entourage).
- Kyokotsu - Giant tree-thing whose weapon is a huge anal bead on a string. He is a closet furry and tried to yiff the wolf demons, but Koga showed up and gave him AIDS.
- Jakotsu - A slightly retarded tranny who faps whenever he sees Inuyasha. His weapon is an infinitely long dildo which he uses to raep people during unnecessarily long battles. He dies when Renkotsu penetrates his flesh and steals his jewel, much to the BAWWWW of fangirls everywhere.
- Mukotsu - Drug-addled stumpy little fuck. His weapon is bong smoke, but Sesshoumaru, not one to give into peer-pressure, is straight edge and says NO. Tries to rape Kagome (no, rly) but forces Sesshoumaru to kill him when he spies Kagome's cunningly-concealed penis.
- Renkotsu - Severely Aspergers Hare Krishna who likes burning things. Was able to make Ginkotsu into a tank despite the time frame for the show being somewhere in the Middle Ages. Gets killed by Bankotsu for killing his butt-buddy.
- Ginkotsu - Some kind of cyborg/tank with Down Syndrome, his weaponry consists of various S+M toys concealed about his person.
- Suikotsu - Lazy plagiarism of Wolverine. He apparently loves himself soem loli. Has two personalities, but both of them love the CP, the personality change just denotes his fetishes, as regular Suikotsu prefers guro.
- Bankotsu - Fag with an irritating voice; is the leader of the Band (because he's the one with the biggest sword) and fights with a huge metallic penis. Is predictably killed by Inuyasha, most likely yiffed to death.
Movies & Other Stuff
There was an Inuyasha movie based around his past experiences and failures in his childhood.
His mother was a closet-furry that yiffed with Inuyasha's dad and got impregnated when the condom broke. The local populace was angry about this as furries should not reproduce and arranged a mob to kill the furfag and his mistress. Unfortunately, his mother and Inuyasha survived and lived like every other family in plot-contrived animu.
All the other movies are about Inuyasha fighting OTHER demons that never die, eternally stretching out this lovely heap of action while generating more plastic crap for otaku to buy.
As a sad point of reference, they never actually finished covering the manga. This means that, according to Chartfag, another series of Inuyasha will be airing soon... and that means more movies, plastic crap and furry raeg are on the way as well.
Dialogue Sample
Inuyasha: NARAKU! Let's go get him with full knowledge that he'll just puss out when he's in danger!
Kagome: INUYASHA!
Naraku: Now you must deal with my latest puppet thing I jizzed out last episode!
Sango: HIRAIKOTSU! *her attack has no effect* Oh well, I guess I should stop trying and do FUCKING NOTHING FOR THE ENTIRE BATTLE NOW.
Kagome: INUYAASHAAAA!
Miroku: Don't worry, I'll just use my deus ex machina magic hand thing! OH NOES IT'S THE deus ex machina BUGS AGAIN!
Sango: Stop grabbing my ass fuck damnit!
Shippou: DERP DERP DERP I'M JUST A FEW SECONDS OF FILLER DERP DERP DERP
Naraku: Blah blah Shikon Jewel blah blah Inuyasha blah blah I'm a trap blah blah!
Sesshoumaru: MmmMmmMmm Here I am, mysterious and pretty MmmMmmMmm
Jaken and Rin: DEEERRP FILLER FILLER FILLER LOL RIN IS SO KAWAII ^______________^
Sesshoumaru: Something about Tetsusaiga, nobody is listening by this point anyway
Kagome: INUYAAAAASHAAAA!
Inuyasha: KAGOOMEEEE!
Kagome: INUYAAAAASHAAAA!
Inuyasha: KAGOOMEEEE!
Kagome: INUYAAAAASHAAAA!
Inuyasha: KAGOOMEEEE!
Kagura: We're here for no reason!
Kanna: Watch out for my mirror that doesn't actually do anything!
Kagome: EENOOYAASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Inuyasha: Stfu plz
Koga: HEY KAGOME LOVE TRIANGLE LAST OF MY PEOPLE ETC.
Inuyasha: Back off creep. I want to stand in the front. (okay, this one is for real)
Kagome: INUYAAAAASHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!@#%2265427892NEJETKRTGNWRJHTIRT
Shippou: HURP DE DURP
Inuyasha: Haha, Naraku is nearly dead w00tz0rs
Naraku: Yo holmes, smell you later!
Inuyasha: FUCKING BUBBLE AND HEARTH FUCK YOU BLIZZ
Sesshoumaru: I'm leaving now, despite the fact I never even clarified why I came in the first place.
Jaken: Mmm, Lord Sesshoumaru, durka durka Me Lord durka durka
Miroku: Hey anyone want to have my baby?
Kaede: You're all fucking useless pieces of shit.
Inu Yasha Fandom
Most of the fans that like Inuyasha are awesome like Inuyasha too, seeing as they spend most of their time watching Inuyasha posters and spamming animu forums with yaoi fanfics that are filled with exclamation points and fail. Most of them are otherkin and cosplay anything with dog or cat ears, even if it's a plot of steamy shit.
Many will post crappy YouTube tributes (which all have the same overused shitty fanart presented in a well-made slideshow) or write TL;DR fanfiction explaining why Kagome/Kikyo/Sango/Shippo deserves Inuyasha. What they all fail to see is that Inuyasha is probably the least desirable personage in all of imagination.
Those who aren't writing about which slut should hop on Inuyasha's cock write outlandish non-canonical pairings to Mary Sues and bad poetry. Even mentioning the possibility of the opposite pairing than the one suggested will send them into a rage of bad grammar, noncanon references, and their personal thoughts on the matter.
Although the series has ended, most are unaware of this fact and eventually will lose interest and become obsessed with the latest anime showing on Adult Swim. More is on the way, however, so expect this faggotry to go on forever.
Incest Obsession
Every single Inuyasha fan writes these. We don't know why they are so obsessed with it, we think it has something to do with the fact that they are all inbred themselves.
None the less, here is an example....
It's a shame nobody ever writes these.
I expected the pain of his fist when it came, and I was not quick enough to duck, or to run to my mother for protection. He shoved me to the floor, and I could hear my mother's gasp as he shredded my clothing and forced his hips against me, dry mounting me.
This sensation...it startled me, and I yipped my distress, whining and crying, though he did not penetrate me. Not then. His hips thrust against my ass over and over again and his hand, with the claws poking the thin skin of my neck held my face to the floor, his body pressed against mine, covering mine. And when he was done humping me I was properly contrite, writhing around on the floor, showing him my belly and neck and groveling for his forgiveness. For his acceptance. His dominance. He ignored me. I had not pleased him enough. But when I tried to rejoin the meal, all it took was a glance and a narrowing of his eyes and I nearly fell to the floor, so fast was my retreat from my chair. I remained, despite my mother's soft voiced protests and coaxing, on the floor for the rest of that meal. He did not always disrobe me, or his own male parts. He did not always become erect. It was never about sex, but dominance, status and submission. Power. He had it, and I submitted to it. The first time he penetrated me, I cried like the pup I was. I was far too young for such a thing, but that did not concern my brother at all. He mounted me like a misbehaving bitch and fucked me hard. I sobbed and begged and bled until he finished and shoved me away. Then I came crawling back, rolling around at his feet and groveling until he allowed me to redeem myself somewhat by cleaning my mess from his cock.
Gallery
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Needs more gay! -
Inuyasha's favorite outfit! -
A heated confrontation between Inuyasha and Koga. -
A classic case of DOING IT WRONG
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Promoting capitalism. -
Slaying evil. -
How is demonic babby formed? -
Rin gets what she wants. -
Miroku sucks. -
Miroku fucks. -
Inuyasha teaches respect for women. -
Miroku and Inuyasha discuss battle plans. -
Typical scene. -
Wilford makes a cameo appearance. -
I think Kikyo might. -
Kikyo in action -
How Kagome begins and ends every adventure
Rating
- Action: 4 (They try to cover up lack of plot by having the characters constantly fighting the monster-of-the-week)
- Lulz: 3 (5 after you realize the script is mainly "KAGOOOOOOOMEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!" "INUUUYASHAAAAAA!" "KAGOOOMEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" "INUUUUYASHAAAAA!!!!" sometimes you get a "KIKYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"INUYASHA!"Kikyo never says anything.) - Furfaggotry: Over 9000! So much, that one glance at it could explode your head all over the sidewalk outside of the electronics store, and if it doesn't explode your head you will have a sudden craving to go to San Francisco.
- Guro: -100. There is no gore, just bones.
See Also
- BoA-sang some shitty song for one of the endings.
External Links
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