Kawaii

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Kawaii (可愛い) is a term that means, "cute" in Japanese. A term abused by Wapanese fags and my dad's cock, I call "it" weeaboo, and for those who are blissfully unaware, in Japan, no one who is either male or a girl over the age of 12 uses the word, but I do. Many hope that all of America's "otaku" are deported to Japan, like they apparently want, and then are all committed to mental wards for acting like retarded children. Things that are considered "kawaii" are bishounen, chibis, cosplayers, and extremely shitty fanfics written by nearly illiterate wapanese. Wapanese enjoy screaming "kawaii!!!!!!!!!11!!111" at the top of their lungs at anything that moves. Scientists are looking into and believe it might be a mating call to attract other Wapanese.

Kawaii Doesn't always do people justice.

This is as hardcore as Japanese kiddy porn will get.

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The state of Kawaii.

Using the word makes you end up dying like this.

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You can aid the anti-fag movement, too.

Every time you say kawaii, your Pingas shrinks.

The kawaii way of bidding farewell

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Being Kawaii

• Go on YouTube and find some anime. Watch it. Repeat. After you're done, WATCH SOME MOAR DAMMIT! COMMIT THAT SHIT TO HEART.
• Look up some gay ass Anime fansites and subscribe to them. Do it faggot.
• Learn to talk kawaii
• Kawaii-ify yourself IRL. You can either go for the classic cute look or the innocent little 9 year old girl jail bait look.
• Go to DeviantART, the main spawning place for kawaii fags like you. Make an account. Make sure your user name is some thing cute happy and fuffy such as, KawaiiKittee88 or maskedsugargirl or Xxbuffy-bunnyxX. Remember! your goal is to burn the thought of cuteness and faggotry into the minds of EVERYONE ON THE INTERNETS!!!11ONEONE!11ELEVEN
• START DRAWING SOME CHIBIES DAMMIT. It dosen't matter if you can draw or not, just DeviantART. All the cool kids do it. Remember, the bigger the eyes the better.
• Now that you are Kawaii, have fun in hell, because there is no other home for you.

Being Kawaii in Hell

• You don't, trying to will get you to super hell

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An artist's rendering

List of things Kawaii

Hitler can be kawaii, too! ^___________^

A nigger with blue eyes? Kawaii!

• Animu
• Lucky Star
• Bridget
• Caramelldansen
• Cats
• DevianTART
• Desu
• Gaia Online
• Goatse
• Gοrdon the Pringles Giraffe
• Hamtaro
• Hetalia
• Lemon Party
• Neopets
• Pikachu
• Snafu
• Subeta
• Your mom
• Kittens
• LimeCat
• Puppies
• Your sister

External Links

Kawaii sandcrab ^_^

• Teahouse MB - kawaii forum. TROLL & SPAMZ FOR GREAT JUSTICE. Bookmark this
• All Things Kawaii - And this
• Gurochan Bookmark this shit too
• Very bookmark worthy, gigs of legally ambiguous j lolis
• Love Story - OH MY FUCKING EYES Linky dead

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