Alvin-Earthworm

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Alvin-Earthworm (Mark Haynes irl) is a member of Newgrounds, deviantART, furaffinity and anywhere else where he can whore his pathetic self out to. He's e-famous for his flash animated series Super Mario Bros. Z, a sprite animation series with the story of Dragon Ball Z, replacing the characters and objects of DBZ with the ones of the Mario and Sonic series. It has no original writing, audio, or images...so naturally everyone living in this crazy digital age thinks it's super awesome.

Drama

Besides SMBZ, he is also known for causing drama on the internet. One of the most notable drama is his infamous "I DON'T CARE" rant which was originally posted on DA and Newgrounds before he deleted everything off his two accounts, proving that his wall of text was nothing more than a distraction to stop trolls from trolling him, and thereby also proving that he is a butthurt faggot.

You can read the wall of text in question here:

“	This journal is aimed at haters People will already know that ever since SMBZ became popular that there have been people who hate me for it. Spamming my PM inbox, Making hate flashes, getting into bitter flame wars with me and generally being assholes. I can be a sensitive person at times, but that's about to change. After having a long sit down with a nice strong cappuccino, I thought to myself, "Why the fuck am I letting these dickwads get under my skin?" Such behavior can only be dealt with by an adequate response, and that is.... I don't care! Seriously, I couldn't give two shits anymore. XDD I don't care who you are. I don't care about your opinions on me, my art and animations or my attitude. I don't care about your hate animations with penises (And you call me gay? XDD) and hate propaganda. I don't care if you think SMBZ is degrading the quality of animations on Newgrounds. (That's coming from the same people who spam crap into the portal). I don't care about your parents who obviously did a crappy job raising you. And I certainly don't care about your faggoty friends, brothers, sisters, pets or anyone who have to put up with your worthless existence. You guys are nothing but a bunch of prepubescent, no talent, attention whores living thousands of miles away somewhere in the heart of Retardsville, leeching off my popularity to get some attention and lulz. But now I'm gonna do something I should have done a long time ago and that's ignore you! So go ahead, flame my accounts with your immature insults. Spam my PM boxes. Make more of your gay hate flashes. Tell everyone that I'm an egotistical furfag. Do what the Hell you like! It really doesn't bother me anymore. All you are really doing is making yourselves look like complete dickheads and maybe some day, you'll come to your senses and realize that you have only been wasting your own time. I focus on what's important in the REAL world. SMBZ is just a hobby that I like to work on during my free time. Seeing you guys get all worked up about it is perhaps the most childish thing I've ever witnessed. You guys seriously need to get a fucking life! XDD The internet is dumb and haters are living proof of that. And that really is all she wrote. Have fun kiddies, for I am sick of playing your childish games. See you in Hell!	„
—Alvin-Earthworm on hatas, dead sauce link

The Fans

Let this text speak for itself:

“	u dumb ass fuck tard, honestly, how biest are u, u bitch even if he was half of the things u called him, he has more imaginaion. relly you must be very impressed when in real life, i bet that the greatest thing youve ever done is commited at attacking alivn, in face you no what, i think thats probobly the only thing youve commited to in ur life, am i right...? i bet i am.... hey alvin if ur reding this, dont let a biest one sided fucktard like him do anything at all, seriously, ur so above him that he probobly cant see teh heel of ur shoe. and if u want to ban this account, fine, the only reason i made it was to open your EYES to the fucktard you are and mostlikly always be!!.......	„
—Deranged fanboy, in response to this article.

The end?

In his journal, on 2008, Alvin-Earthworm was apparently abandoning his current dA account:

“	Well, ever since starting SMBZ I stumbled upon a concept that proved pretty successful and made me into an internet celebrity. I enjoyed the fame and attention at first, but now, it has proved far too annoying and stressful for words. Fame is pretty overrated and I desire the humble life out of the spotlight that I once had back when I first joined DA. So I'll be leaving behind my alias as Alvin-Earthworm, probably to start over. Besides, it's not like anyone cared about my anthro art anyway. All you guys cared about was the next episode of SUPER SPRITE FAGS X EPISODE 69! I stayed patient, I wanted to work on it in my own time on top of earning a decent honest living, but naturally it wasn't good enough for any of you and my patience has worn thin. So I'm leaving behind this shadow of my former self and SMBZ along with it. I know many of you will be disappointed and well.... tough shit! Anyways, this is where I take my leave. P.S. Refunds for old commissions that I haven't done will be promptly paid back. Leave me a note, the amount you paid and your paypal e-mail address and I'll get back to you. Alvin over and out.	„
—Alvin-Earthworm, giving in to his fanbase., dead sauce link

“	Man I thought you were a great guy but YOU SUCK YOU RETARD YOU JUST CANT TAKE IT YOU ARE WEAK SELFISH AND A BIG FAT LOSER!!!!!!! i cant beleve you just cant take it anymore you FAGGART!! and no i am just a kid and Yah regular Kids Watch your freakin stuff and you are lucky to have this power for animating and you dont care a bit that you have FIVE FREAKIN MILLION PEOPOLE WATCH YOUR STUFF and if I had flash I would Continue this saga You Big RETARDED DED RETARD MAN WORM THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks alot you loser Yours Truly Jmustern DarkFlame	„
—Some insignificant YouTuber, tellin' it like it is.

“	Now do you see why I'm starting over and not telling anyone where I'm going? People seem to care and support you for one minute then when you don't give them what they want, they show their true colors.	„
—Alvin-Earthworm

It was debated whether or not he would get off the Internets for good, until this post came along:

“	Well, I'm still waiting on the mod to close this account, but before that happens, I guess I owe many of you an apology. My outburst was justifiable since I have had very stressful days at work, bad insomnia and the fact that my plans to see LakituBoy during the month had to be canceled. We all vent our frustration in some way, I guess I have a bad habit of doing it the wrong way. Therefore, I shall be leaving the internet behind for a few years, only keeping in touch with Keri and my close friends on IM. I've reconsidered creating a new alias to use on Deviantart since my motivation to work on pictures hasn't gotten any better. But regardless of how I feel, I still want to complete Super Mario bros Z. Mostly for myself, but also as a thank you for the majority of people that have been patient with me. Even if I worked harder on my anthro works, I finally realised how much more I achieved with my sprite series, regardless of it being merely fan service. So this will be the last time you hear from me for a while. My DA, Sheezyart, FurAffinity and YouTube accounts have all been wiped, but my NG account will remain active, only so I can post new episodes upon completion. PM's and e-mails regarding SMBZ shall be wiped immediately upon recieving them, so don't bother trying to contact me. Anyways, Perhaps we shall cross paths again in a few years? Alvin Earthworm, over and out, for the last time.	„
—Alvin-Earthworm in his final post before his hibernation, sauce here

So, unfortunately, he didn't take that bit of advice we gave him.

External Links

• FurAffinity account HAHAHA THE FAGGOT DELETED IT. IT'S BACK, AND BETTER THAN EVER.
• DA account HE'S BAAAAACK.
• He has a Sheezy too! CLOSED.
• Newgrounds account
• His e-girlfriends DA DEACTIVATED
• JewTube lol GONE. He's back.
• [1] An alt account on YouTube just to post his own gameplay footage.
• Another alt account to make YouTube Poops. That's right, the faggot even makes shitty YouTube Poops. He seemed to stop doing YTPs though (Sauce).
• [2] His AGNPH account.

Contact Info

• [email protected] - The address he uses to spread his (fur)faggotry via email.

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