Louisiana

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A state located in the southern half of the US, Louisiana was once considered to be a mighty civilization populated by Atlantean residents. After being discovered in 1994, Louisiana was inducted as a formal US state, making Louisiana the 51st state of America (after Puerto Rico and Sweden).

Gators are the main transportation vehicle.

Louisiana circa 1980s.

History

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State Facts

Abbreviation - LA (not Los Angeles)

Capital - Baton Rouge (translates to "Red Stick", lol)

State Nickname - Pelican State

Motto - "Union, justice, and coonasses"

Songs - "You Are My Cousin, No Really"

Flower - Your mom

Tree - Bald Cypress

Faggot - Brotney Spears

Agriculture - Seafood, cotton, sugarcane, dairy products, rice

Industry - Transportation, Chemical products, petroleum and coal products, natural gas, murder and then dumping the bodies in the bayou, paper products, tourism, federal aid, Jerry Lee Lewis, slave trade, brother/sister/1st cousin marrying

Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal State of the Union Response Practice

A Cajun Wedding Story - Only in Louisiana!     “   ~I don't like dog. I don't like swimming, I just like chasing, them big butt women. We're gonna do that butt thang... Kinda like that nookie thang. We're gonna do that butt thang. And we gonna make the butt swing....~ Author disneydeb '   „

See Also

• New Orleans
• Deepwater Horizon
• Katrina
• Git-r-done