MY NAME IS X AND I WILL HAVE MY Y!

"MY NAME, IS X, AND I, WILL HAVE, MY, Y!", not to be confused with any other X and Y meme, this meme is very good for obtaining lulz and pissing people off.

This meme has its roots in codfaggotry, and was first used in the first person shooter, Call of Duty: Black Ops.

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The first instance of "MY NAME, IS X, AND I, WILL HAVE, MY, Y!" is when the insane protagonist of Call of Duty: Black Ops had a vision that his actually deceased Russian friend was about to kill some Nazi scientist and yell those words. But Mason was the one that actually said it and actually killed the bastard.

The equation itself is very simple... change the "X" and the "Y" to something having something. If one was to talk about America having fat people, one would put in America for "X" and fat people for "Y". Thus making the final result of: MY NAME, IS AMERICA, AND I, WILL HAVE, MY, FAT PEOPLE!

Some uses of the meme are...

• MY NAME, IS BILL GATES, AND I, WILL HAVE, MY, $$$!
• MY NAME, IS JOE ROGAN, AND I, WILL HAVE, MY, DMT!
• MY NAME, IS 4CHAN, AND I, WILL HAVE, MY, LULZ!
• MY NAME, IS ȫ, AND I, WILL HAVE, MY, KITTEHZ!
• MY NAME, IS TIGER WOODS, AND I, WILL HAVE, MY, SECKS!
• MY NAME, IS MITCHELL HENDERSON, AND I, WILL HAVE, MY, IPOD!

Some incorrect uses of the meme are...

• MY NAME, IS MARLOG MARLOG, AND I, WILL HAVE, MY, MARLOG!
• MY NAME, IS FUUUUUUUUUUU, AND I, WILL HAVE, MY, RAAAAAAAAAAAGE!!!!!

See Also

• I will have your humility
• X Y is X
• Where is your X now?
• X is not your personal army
• In before X
• Invisible X
• Yo dawg
• X? in my Y?

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