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Joaquin Phoenix

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Joaquin Phoenix is a world famous movie star and brother of River Phoenix. Coming from a family of stars, Joaquin is admired by many and is a renowned career advice guru. He has recently made a switch over from his acting career to fulfill his dream of being a rapper. To sum it up:

   
 
You had me fooled Joaquin. I told all my friends you were the next Eminem. I bought tickets to every show. I got beat up so many different times for playing your videos in public places. My girlfriend left me, but I never gave up on you. You were going to change the face of hip-hop, I told everyone. All for a movie no one watched. You've ruined my life!
 

 
 

—A former fan

Movies

Phoenix has stared in many shitty movies throughout his career. He is best known for his performance in Walk The Line. Here is a full list of the movies Phoenix has been in.

Music

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