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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck. |
LifeInATent or IRL Brian Martin is a YouTube Partner manchild who is most known for being one half of the reasons Eric Douglace successfully trolled the internet. Since garnering 20,000 new fanbois and proudly claiming to have owned a 14 year old over the internets, LIAT firmly believes he is alpha as fuck and is the final boss of YouTube. Outside of YouTube he works two full time jobs, traveled the world last year and is a proud member of the cyber police. Prior to becoming an internet celebrity, Brian owned and promoted several scam fast money websites, confirming his Jewly ways.
He has a twin brother named Kevin who goes by the name of WeatherManKevin, also a YouTube partner (thanks to some dick sucking on Brian's part). Kevin claims to be the best weatherman in the world and he takes his meteorology very SRSLY, despite the fact nobody knows who the fuck he is besides LIAT's fanboys. He also claims to have a disease that will cause him to die in roughly 10 years
About
LifeInATent's channel is basically the autistic version of RayWilliamJohnson, which is sort of like the diarrhea version of shit.
Typical format of LIAT's video process:
1. Put on goggles and a track suit 2. Find the douchiest T-shirt possible and hang it in the background 3. Find some shitty news article or YouTube video that is more popular than him. 4. Put a clip from said video in the thumbnail to mislead people in thinking it isn't just some moron shouting at the camera for the whole 5 minutes. 5. Jump. Cut. After. Every. Fucking. Sentence. 6. Try to act like the clever, cool, internet tough guy. 7. ??? 8. PROFIT!
LIAT has a fanbase he calls the Campers which are your typical preteen fanboys who think their hero is cutting edge for saying fuck in public. They will always blindly defend their heroes honor against anyone over the age of 15.
Interesting fact: Many of the campers who post on hater videos type exactly the same way LIAT does.
Before JewTube
Brian Martin and his twin were born to paraplegic coke dealers in a low class street alley sometime in 1984. Unsurprisingly enough, both were born with Assburger's syndrome. Of course growing up as two scrawny twin retards that rode the short bus to school, the normal kids just called them niggers and beat the shit out of them. Allegedly the pair are well known in the area they live in for being loud mouthed tough guys who act the way they do due to poor self esteem as children. When they turned just about the average age of their subscribers, they decided to abuse steroids and set out to become alpha as fuck.
1. These two "boys" are known throughout their local neighborhoods as nothing but big mouthed, blowhards, who just talk trash and make various idiotic threats and have been known to cause trouble for years.
2. There multitude of claims of fame, wealth, and notoriety are all talk. None of these two own anything at all, other than a couple of beat up cars. The areas that they live are in rundown very lower class and income areas.
3. Both are known by the local Police departments in which they reside and both have had several run-ins with the law enforcement officials. The single of claim of interaction with the police made by Brian Martin is blatantly false and was from only one department.
4. The local TV and Media stations are well aware of their bizarre claims and actions. Despite repeated attempts to self ignite their fame by trying to appear on various media, they are turned down. Their phone calls and emails are constantly ignored. The only things found were their self-submitted articles in "internet papers" and a couple of AM radio talk show 5 minute gigs. None of the media contacted had the slightest interest to have any interaction with them as they have all had the same negative information given to them on these two and realize that they just blow their own horn with nothing to support their claims. Although Martin uses modified NWS data, the NWS 100% realizes these two are all talk of their self importance and find any talk about them to be total entertainment.
5. Both are well considered and recognized by many as most probably having severe emotional and / or mental issues.
6. These two were the scrawny little kids growing up and constantly belittled and abused by others. It was after numerous years they started the Steroid abuse and workouts in another attempt to gain some positive recognition. This is why they constantly post their own pictures and most are seen to be taken of themselves while they stand before cameras and mirrors. This is just another of their ways of trying to prove their self-worth to themselves although no one else is giving this to them.
WeatherJerks
In the middle of his cooldude transition, Kevin decided to be a complete dumbass and get struck by lightning. Miracously due to the low amount of energy his brain transmits to the rest of his body, he was able to survive and become a weather superhero. He is self proclaimed to be the best weatherman in the field.
Despite filming videos out of his basement with MSPaint graphics, he claims to make millions of dollars and has several assistance working with him on his weather reports. He has also claimed to work for CNN and Fox News, even though no traces of this exist anywhere. Googling Kevin Martin will you bring you several self made websites promoting his "work" and the other half will be weather forums of Kevin trying to act like a legit weatherman but being laughed out of the internets.
"USI exists to the less fortunate that are stupid and primitive. 99% of humans are primitive then you have scientists like me that actually go outside the box and are the best at it. I do not need recognition. I've been on the radio, CNN, Fox News and many other outlets simply because I am the best at what I do. I whooped so much weather forecast ass for many years and now? the BOM of Australia is in deep shit as I take their viewers as well.I'm highly known, shithead. One of the smartest in the field. You just can't stand the fact, nor can the "others" that I am where I am in success! ? You'll forever sit at your pathetic webcam and think you are tough when you are just a pussy that I'd beat the hell out of EASILY and you know it."
Kevin and Brian both did own a weather website and called themselves the Weather Jerks (More like Weather Jerkoffs amirite) which consisted mostly of plagerism, claims of earthquakes coming to California, predictions of hurricanes during Hurricane season and other assorted bullshit that nobody took seriously. [1] [2] [3]
[ Insert Gallary of samefag sites and weather forum fails ]
Money Scamming
Last Thursday, Brian owned several cash scam companies which explains his Jew origins.
[ Insert Gallary of scam.org posts ]
War on Justin Bieber Haters
[ Link to LIAT's section in Eric's article ]
Kevin Martin is a sick fuck
[ Insert rape and murder threats from pretty much everywhere Kevin has spoken ]
Sidequests
Since the war with Eric, LIAT has acted like he owns YouTube. Both he and Kevin claim to have a large amount of pull in the system since they favor scientists.
[ Insert quotes of their supposed "pull" from LIAT The Liar video ]
TheArchfiend
During the Bieber war, YouTube Whore basher TheArchfiend called out LifeInATent for being the Jew that he is for exploiting ericDouglace for PROFIT. A camper presumably told LifeInATent about this injustice and much lulz were had. The same guy who has now made a gimmick out of parodying ericDouglace for threatening to sue the internet threatens to the sue for slander himself.
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The impending.... -
LifeInATent threatens to sue the Archfiend for slander. See: Crybaby -
LIAT defends his faggotry and goggle wearing by claiming he works two full time jobs and travels the world -
LIAT leaves without refuting a damn thing
—LIAT ironically threatening a LOLSUIT over butthurt. | ||
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More recently
Brian still continues to try and herp derp his way back onto Youtube, and even though he claims it has nothing to do with the money and everything to do with teh lulz/trying to prove a point, someone who makes $10,000 a month in monopoly money really should consider investing in a life outside of the world of YouTube. As of today his home interwebz has been shutdown, so he is forced to use dial-up speed library interwebz with all the other higher-class bums with their craptops.
MartekTheSuperHero
Brian Martin started out YouTube as MartekTheSuperHero. Originally, his idea was to be called MolestoTheSuperHero, but later changed it to "Martek" so people don't suspect him as a sex offender. This later gave clues of his suspected pedophilia by hitting on underage girls.
The channel was filled with videos that were a trailer for a terribly made “Flying Camper “ trailers for a video game or movie with the main character being Martek the Super Hero shaped after the Willy Wonka fag himself. (None of the videos survived as far as we know)
As LifeInATent
Brian Martin had an account lying around with his thousands of other sock accounts while Martek still existed called LifeInATent.
Pimping His Girlfriend For Views on Youtube Now
He use to be a Youtube whore but now he has something else to do his whoring for him! Since he is also skilled at the fine art of pimping, LIAT now has his girlfriend (I mean hoe) , Chrissie Barmore, to make videos for him on Youtube with the Meganleeheart channel. The reason he's doing this is because if he posts another video where he exclusively shows his fugly mug on camera on Jewtube, he'll get another Thumbs Up For Epic Termination right at the spot by the watchful eyes of Jewtube's staff!
His pimping has so far been pretty successful because the Meganleeheart channel has over 1000 (maybe one day it might get over 9000 subscribers if his pimping continues to be as successful in the future) subscribers despite the fact the channel has only been on Youtube since May 18 ,2011. Now LIAT, the pimp (former Youtube whore), has the courage to sometimes show his face on Meganleeheart's videos.
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