Fuanon

A Greatestjournal user account created for the sole purpose of commenting anonymously and being a general faggot all around. It is the most recent and long lasting incarnation; replacing anonlolz, funanon, and anon_questions.

The community went on standby on Monday July 1st, as the mods had to construct additional pylons.

The community is now back as of Wednesday July 3rd, with two new mods, mat and robin, along with riffmaster leaving. Strict rules have been put into place that many Anonymous are questioning, most claiming the new rules a form of censorship on the internet.

The community is now dead as GreatestJournal is no more. A spinoff community, anonquestions, now afflicts livejournal.

Creation and Mods

The account was originally created by Toast, who quickly added Riffmaster as co-mod with the power of favoritism. Riffmaster, craving the need to show off her new moderator powers, added two more mods: Lysergicacid and Outrage. It has been said by Anonymous that he was the best mod EVAR that any had witnessed in such communities. They were all dead fucking wrong. After roughly one month in his position, he was removed without so much as being told because the mods are bitches. He still frequents the community, but isn't quite as active as he used to be. Outrage has since left of her own accord, after being proven a sneaky bitch. She has been replaced by token faggot syringe.

On July 3rd Riffmaster took her leave as worst mod ever. She has been replaced by hurrah and bocce.

As of December 2007, the mods were toast, letsddr and two unknown non-anons.

Notable History and Characters

There have been a few moments during the lifetime of fuanon that are worth remembering, though no one really does.

Originally, every post made by the community was simply some text, either rules and regulations or just the mods bitching. Lysergicacid was the first to post a picture instead, and it has become natural ever since. It is agreed many people enjoyed Lysergicacid's pictures the most; since his mod status has been removed many have agreed the quality of lulz per post have decreased dramatically.

There have been countless disputes over the mods of the community, most claiming them to be god-modding after banning fags.

At one point, a revolt started by Anonymous caused a new community to be brought into creation: anonsauce. Many Anonymous migrated to this new community, not knowing it was owned by the exact same mods as fuanon. Late that night Lysergicacid returned and declared "WHAT FAGGOTRY IS THIS!?" Not content with letting the longest lasting anonymous community die out, he resurrected fuanon.

Soon after all previous mods had returned, Lysergicacid was relieved of his duties. A sad day indeed.

One other event occurred that chased introseduce out during the summer. One anon googled his name and posted an article in relation to his brother's deal due to driving under the influence of cocaine. This article was posted and reposted, which caused the journal to shut down. Outcries of favoritism were heard all around, but the community was brought back a few days later. This kept happening until people stopped caring.

Post Entries

After the GJ community anon_questions saw the posting of emcee's friends locked entry, there was an explosion of entry posting that still hasn't subsided. Entries are now deleted and marked as spam, so they went to blurty and created a new journal for posting entries.

Dulsey figured out that Jackson was one of the many people posting entries, but fuanon didn't really care. Over time, almost all people were accused of posting entries, until it was eventually out that former mod outrage was responsible for posting the entries of many of her friends.

Typical Events in a Day

As fuanon came to be from divierto, it makes sense that a lot of the comments are in the same vein. We see the following things multiple times a day:

Lists of popular users followed by: YOUR HONEST OPINION, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF?
A link to a post in Divierto and: HOTTIES/NOTTIES?
Request for a list of fatties
WHERE ARE THE FLAMES?
Post more porn!
Who do you hate on GJ?

Fakes, Ghosts, Canoodles, and Spuds - THE SUPERANONS

There have been a few waves of trends that have lived in fuanon (and other communities) history. The ghosts were one of the first, with the original being scaryghost. A few other Anonymous saw the idea as cute and followed suit, making such usernames as uglyghost, beautifulghost, catghost, buseyghost, and jewghost. Scaryghost was the only one who lasted the longest and it should be noted, is "played" by user sair.

The canoodles rose to power not long after, but the idea was written off as retarded by most users. 5 canoodles came into existence, and every time one of them posted a comment, were attacked mercilessly by Anonymous who does not take kindly to shitty ideas and forced memes.

The spuds are the most recent, and as far as anyone can tell, are really just two non-Greatestjournal users dicking around. After being banned once for relentless spamming, the two created countless other accounts in an attempt to flood fuanon. They failed and have since settled down and post at a steady rate like any self-respecting Anonymous.

The beginning of the superanons was started by teeny and a gang of idiots in the immortal fuanon chat. The fakes created plenty of lulz to those involved, and to the users with a sense of humor. However, a number of traditional anons rejected the fakes and demanded that they be b&. The mods replied with the "STFU and GTFO!" attitude that is so common to Greatestjournal users, so the fakes stayed. The original superanons, or fakes, are as follows: realmark, hasselthehoff, fakegway, faketimberlake, fakemikey, fakedrphil, and dafreshbutler. The original superanons were the ones regarded with the most lulz.

Eventually, more fakes were made, by lame users who thought they were hot shit, but they really weren't. Fakes of fakes were created, and then they started getting really gay. Then they died, and the ghosts came. Everyone misses the older fakes, they just don't want to admit it to themselves.

Several other spam-anons were created between June and October of 2007. These toll accounts were created for solely one reason: to spread terror throughout fuanon. Notable spam-anons are pr0nanon, 4chanon, guroanon, toonanon, and the infamous goreanon.

This meme is now dead.

Fuanon memes

Throughout Fuanon's life, there have been countless memes. Some of these delivered big lulz and others did not:

Washcloth
WHO WRITE THAT
~Italian~ marquee and eyes like mini cds
u
y tho
ICU LURKIN
OMg..
Failfailfail. shutup, bby ;***
o (which followed in major drama between fake o anon and real o anon)
stupid gaybar's quotes such as "I think it's funny how most of you think you most almost everything about my life" and/or "Tell me how that what funny"
OMFG MALES ON GJ?!?!?
BONNIE LOVES BEAU/BEAU LOVES BONNIE
CHIEF SLAP-A-HO

These were just some of the main memes. There are many more.

Fuanon Picture Gallery

Over time a few pseudo-memes have popped up in fuanon, most notably, washcloth, and the John Lennon kid. Originally a picture accompanied by "icu lysergicacid" (since almost no one had seen a picture of him and the girls were wetting their pants over it), it has made it's way around the regulars with many people shooping him into compromising situations.

Note: It's not actually a picture of lysergicacid.