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Irate Gamer
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Warning! DON'T EVER CRITICIZE THE IRATE GAMER ON YOUTUBE, HIS BUTTHURT WILL HAVE YOU BANNED FOR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT!!! |
Chris Bores (The Shit Out Of Us), also known as The Irate Gamer is a fat, lulzless YouTube user, pretending to be a gamer, who thought there weren't enough Angry Video Game Nerd ripoffs on the internets. On April 28th, 2007, Irate Gamer put up a review of Back to the Future for the NES that was AVGN's exact review with his voice dubbed over, making the same exact points on Marty's vest, his skateboard, the game's enemies and mimicking James' exact body movements with his controller by using a pirated copy Sony Vegas on a computer that he traded cocaine to some black person for. Soon afterward, fans of the Angry Video Game Nerd went on the attack to contain Irate Gamer's AIDS attack, but were butthurt and cut off by Irate Gamer's own internet tough guys.
Irate Gamer would later reveal that he doesn't know shit about video games, by trashing classic games like Ghosts n' Goblins, Super Mario Brothers 2, Zombies Ate My Neighbors, and Tetris, and expecting everyone to agree with him about how these games are "way too hard" and therefore suck. Later Irate gamer would admit that he has never owned any video game consoles before he bought his entire game collection on eBay. All just to sell DVDs.
Today, the Irate Gamer Syndicate spans all of the YouTubes, where any dissent towards him is repressed, and dissidents are flamed to death by butthurt Irate Goon Squads and all movies exposing his blatant plagiarism are DMCA'd by the Irate gamer himself, through his pathetic company Y2B (Yippie 2 Bungholes) Productions.
Irate Gamer is the perfect predecessor to the first Angry Sega Genesis Nerd.
Typical "Game Expert" Quotes from the Irate Gamer
—Mr.Bores, on his son Chris |
—Chris Bores, on his spectacular knowledge of video games |
—Chris Bores, on Resident Evil 5, showing his incredible grammar skills. |
—Chris Bores on Contra Force, Unaware of how games work. |
—Silent Rob, on a commentary of Irate Gamer's Monster Party review |
—Chris Bores on what he should have done before stealing James Rolfe's ideas |
Irate Gamer reviews another game AVGN did, and Lucky Charms too
On September 10, 2007, having sneaked on to YouTube relatively unnoticed, Irate Gamer watched and hijacked James Rolfe Review 93 (the Ninja Turtles review) and copied it to spread his mixture of AIDS, fail and anti-lulz on a scale never before witnessed, where he cried about the same problems with the game as the AVGN did; with the enemies, the dam level, bosses, and used the same exact spotlight effect to show a power up that was unobtainable in the game, hence how the IRATE Gamer birthed to an already-butthurt internets. After getting the shit beaten out of him by the AVGN he soon found out he was the offspring of a Romanian farmer and his 14 year old love slave. Despite the frequency of charging his vocal layzors, he fails because he thinks reviewing games is serious business. Silly fool, only the internets is serious business. Despite his massive amounts of fail, he is still useful for great proxy lulz due to the exorbitant amount of hate he gets on his reviews. Later Irate Gamer would review about how he thinks the shapes of the marshmallows in Lucky Charms are' next he will stick it up his ass serious fucking business.
In the year 2007, lulz was beginning
A man by the name of Silent Rob declared war on the internets with Irate Gamer, suspecting that Irate Gamer had weapons of mass deletion. With an army of haters, internet tough guys, sock puppet accounts, Gunfever members and other types of internet weapons and hardware, Silent Rob deployed a video about how Irate Gamer loves the cock. Silent Rob's message was heavily diluted among 200+ instances of the word "cock", while pointing out similarities between AVGN and IG, and the failings of the M.U.S.C.L.E. review. He predicted that the upcoming TMNT review (At the time there was only a trailer for it) would be a ripoff of AVGN's review, and was hailed as Jesus when it came out. Irate Gamer would not let his AIDS fail and retaliated by having YouTube delete his video (Since he used footage of the Irate Gamer, which is a no-no), making Silent Rob an martyr for the cause. Sensing drama like blood in the water, fans were inspired to counterattack with hate videos of Irate Gamer liking the cock. During this time, Irate Gamer had amassed a huge army of fanboys, hereafter known as Irate Gamer Nazis. In the soon coming wars tons of lulz, fail (mostly), and butthurt (enjoyed mostly by Chris Bores himself) was to be had. Irate Gamer has since become one of the most loved/hated people on YouTube, becoming an chadwardenn of his time.
The Irate-Angry Conflict heats up
While Angry Video Game Nerd fans were quick to accuse the Irate Gamer of ripping off AVGN mannerisms such as the phrase shitload of fuck, the concept of reviewing games while stringing curse words together and argue the similarities as previously outlined. Self appointed bad ass mother fucker (now turned whining pussy) SilentRob AKA LeisureSuitGaming and Amish look-a-like Roth (SlyDogStudios/PlayTheNES.com) astounded the gaming world with this shocking evidence:
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IG fans responded by accusing the AVGN of ripping off the IG also. According to iratefanboy345, "The proof is undeniable":
AVGN accused of Plagiarising The Irate Gamer's videos:
It would be undeniable, if you were willing to overlook the fact that:
1. There really IS a guy in Die Hard who looks like Steve Urkel
2. Contrasting one thing to another has only been done for millenniums.
3. The glowing eyeballs thing was actually originally posted August 19, 2006 on ScrewAttack, as if it was really unique at the time.
4. Oh hay look, the RIAA should sue them both!
IG fans went on to accuse the AVGN of ripping his Wally Bear & The No! Gang and Atari Porno reviews from articles written by Seanbaby, that AVGN only started increasing his production values and special effects after the IG upped the ante, Silent Rob + LuizPrower + BigAl2k6 = stupid haters (Irony amirite?), and viva la Irate Revolution. Of course, like any other YouTube user facing a wave of disapproval, he deletes and screens any negative comments left on his videos, be it general disapproval, or genuine plagiarism calls.
This also started some AVGN fanboy's epic quest to pose as the AVGN to piss off the Irate Gamer's ass raeped fanboys (called the Angry Arcade Kid or Andrew Crogonk), but until this shit blows over, we're denied the true winrar and 1337 king of rage.
A note on his (boring) videos
Unlike the AVGN, who releases videos every two weeks (that's a fortnight to you) once a month, the Irate Gamer blesses the net with his work every two to three months (often longer), always promising his reviews will be "epic" to make up for the wait. His fanboys, being the faithful individuals they are, not only buy this but cream themselves when Mr. Bores posts his fail because ZOMG SPECIAL EFFECTS!!!!!!!!!!11111!, which absolutely makes up for his shit acting skills and fucktarded writing. Is there any wonder why the AVGN is a noob? Who the fuck wastes time with quality when you can have SPARKLES?
The Spam
Under the impression that Mr. Bores is a fucking plagiarist, AVGN fanboys with no life thought it would be a good idea to spam the fatass's videos. IG, obviously king of the h4x, used his magical powers to shut down the comments, effectively ending the attacks. He then fapped in celebration and went back to making more fail.
Irate Gamer NEO
Unbelievably, Irate Gamer thinks there's not enough of him as it is. To solve this problem, he came up with a new show called Irate Gamer NEO, in which he unleashes his mighty e-peen to rip modern games a new asshole in return for free consoles, games and computers from GottGame.
Once again, he decided to skip the usual method of actually playing the games before bawwing about them, so this series is just as shitty as everything else he's made.
The games he's reviewed so far are:
- The Simpsons Game
- SD vs. RAW 2008
- Battalion Wars 2
- Mario vs. Sonic at the Olympic Games
- Super Smash Bastard Bros.
- Zack and Wiki: Quest for Bungholes Treasure (based on his actual life)
- Harvey Birdman
- Final Fantasy III
- Mario Kart Wii
- Order Up
- Top 5 DS games: New Super Mario Bros., Mr. Driller: Drill Spirits, Contra 4, Lego Star Wars, Lego Indiana Jones, and Lego Batman, and Castlevania: Portrait of Ruin
- Sonic Unleashed
- E3 2009 coverage
- Resident Evil 5: Resi 4 now with crap controls
- Boom Blox
- Guitar Hero: Van Halen
- black person Hero
- Ghostbusters: The Video Game
- Dante's Inferno
Super fail times 3 in one video:
- Brutal Legend, which he reviewed after playing for only one hour.
Tekken 6The Beat 'em up mode of Tekken 6, obviously the main feature of a FIGHTING GAME.- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time: The Remake
Irate Gamer sucks up to the AVGN
Despite his insistence that he came up with the concept of being an angry video game reviewer out of the blue (as stated in his DVD, a private message Chris Bores sent to Angry Video Game Nerd seems to state otherwise. In it, he sucks up to James and begs him to do a collaboration video. But Chris, in his haste, didn't realize that James doesn't actually maintain the JamesNintendoNerd Youtube account and unknowingly sent it to Mike Matei, James Rolfe's on-screen partner,instead. Mike, smelling the sweet scent of lulz, promptly posted it on the ScrewAttack forums...
—The Irate Gamer, unknowingly confessing his plagiarizing to Mike Matei |
Suffice it to say, shortly after Matei's posting, there were major flame wars between the AVGN and Irate Gamer fanboys across ScrewAttack and Youtube, ending with ScrewAttack closing their forums for a day.
Irate Gamer (The Freedom Fighter) Vs. AVGN (The Evil Oppressor)
Has Chris turned a new leaf and has began to fight for his fellow video game reviewing comrades against the oppressive shit load of fucking might of James Rolfe and Mike Mattei?
This Facebook interview with Alexander4488 (another AVGN rip off) suggests so...
Y2B Productions
Y2B Productions (Yippie, 2 Bungholes) is the Irate Gamers non-existent company that he uses to ban Youtubers who expose his fail through parodies and satire.
Eventually, everyone caught on that Y2B was as real as Irate Gamer's gaming skills, but that didn't stop the fucking douchebag from banning other Youtubers because he is a YouTube partner.
Y2B also distributes Irate Gamer DVD's, but because he's too retarded to make a fake address and instead puts his home address on, anyone with half a brain can order the DVD and send a letter-bomb to his house.
The conflict dies down, but don't tell the troops!
For the most part, the conflict between IrateGamer and the AVGN has died down, as AVGN reviews every game related to every movie release, and IrateGamer complains about Contra, but that hasn't stopped their loyalist armies from creating mass drama and/or lulz. When the AVGN put out his Rambo video, his detractors immediately accused him of stealing material from several YouTube reviews of the same game. People who were denouncing IrateGamer for jacking material from AVGN were suddenly willing to give the AVGN the benefit of the doubt. Butts were hurt. Subscriptions were canceled. Trolls were fed. The Patriots lost the Super Bowl.
Today, a vicious cycle of trolling and butthurt continues to perpetuate despite the absence of actual conflict. Fans troll trolls, who then become trolls, who become trolled by other trolls before even MORE trolls troll the trolled.
—ScrewAttack User A | ||
—ScrewAttack User B | ||
Since their idols aren't trading barbs between each other, the armies have taken to fighting among themselves rather than sit and wait for more drama. Some highlights include:
- Demenstar accusing PyramidHead97 of ripping off the AVGN in a video parodying the Irate Gamer - The Nerd had a death montage in his Silver Surfer review, and in a video parodying the Irate Gamer's Contra video, PyramidHead87 did a death montage. So a video that would normally be supported by the AVGN camp is blamed because he did one small thing that Irate also did that AVGN also did...Wait, what the hell was I talking about again?
- SlashManEXE accusing IrateGamerIsGod of ripping his opinions off another Irate Gamer fanboy.
If you ever have an epiphany and realize you're acting like an idiot on the internet, take solace in knowing that you couldn't do worse than these people.
For those keeping score, let's recap all the accusations by both camps, starting with:
Concepts the Irate Gamer has been accused of stealing
- AVGN's Concept for a show about doing Angry reviews of games.
- AVGN's Back to the Future review.
- Stringing multiple swear words together like "Shitload of fuck".
- AVGN's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles review.
- "Destroying" video games (aka make them vanish with special effects).
- Posting video game posters on his backwall.
- Selling a DVD of his work.
- Forgetting to remove copyrighted material from the aforementioned DVD.
- Having a mindless army of fanboys.
- Stealing the idea to use flames behind him in photos to make him seem "angry". You can see in AVGN's T-Shirt Ad on Youtube he did the flame backdrop first.
- Ranting about stupid nonsensical shit nobody cares about.
- Using guest stars in his videos, which was a concept started by AVGN.
Surge of /i/nsurgency
With the prolonged effects of the writer's strike and a lack of anything on television finally achieving cabin fever status among the Irate Fans (there STILL won't be any new television shows for a while), his legion has has gone to BUTTHURT-CON 1 and are attempting to expose the Angry Video Game Nerd as an evil ripoff. They are currently spamming each and every video on YouTube with a copypasta forced meme statement ordering them to pick up an internets gun and start shooting.
—If they're all saying this, then who's giving the instructions? |
—VirginGamer69, 22 and nothing better to do. |
Wait, if you get out of the way, doesn't that mean you're neutral?
In recent days the number of Nerd hate videos has reached over 9000, each and every one of them filled with massive fail, featuring screencaps of the Nerd, and dubbed over with horrible synth voices; which try to be like GLaDOS but fail miserably, and most of which were recorded by sticking their microphone up their asses in front of their computer speakers, evidently too fucking stupid to figure out how to make SndRec32 record Audio Out. Seriously, this shit was groundbreaking...in fucking 1991.
Lulz hits the fan
The influx of Irate Gamer insurgency came to a head on February 26 2008, when Armake21 released an 11 minute rant on YouTube flaming the Irate Gamer's lack of creativity and his batshit insane fan base flooding the tubes and generally trying to make life hell for anybody else who reviews video games. Drama hit an all time high when the video was REMOVED from the intertubes, possibly due to A) Enough IrateGamer fans were butthurt by the video and YouTube pulled it because they were pissed off with the amount of flagging it was getting, B) The Irate Gamer himself used his 1337 Partner powers and had it yanked from the intertubes, or C) The profanity-laced video violated the YouTube Terms of Service, that and about four million other videos. Any attempt to re-upload the video results in Rejected (terms of use violation). However, for some reason no one ever suspected Armake deleted the video himself to feed the butthurt.
The aftermath was decisive, to say the least. People on the fence about liking or hating the Irate Gamer were shoved into the Hate Parade solely on the basis that now nobody is allowed to hate on him on YouTube. IrateGamer fans jumped ship and joined the AVGN bandwagon, if only because they can get their facts straight half the time. Among game reviewers, the Irate Gamer is now equated with the Church of Scientology.
Fortunately, Armake21 was kind enough to mirror the original video to rapidshare.
Irate Gamer Hidden Message in FanArts
Fans of bores left a hidden messages in a pieces of fanart for him.
Epic Troll?
Given the large amount of epic trolls that have taken everyone by surprise such as Megan Had It Coming, is it possible that the Irate Gamer has been attacking good games and generating much butthurt in the name of the lulz? Could it be that he got to be the 12th most subscribed Comedian on YouTube by trying to be funny instead of being srs?
Probably not. But then again, Last Thursday in his "Top 5 Worst Video Game Movies" movie, he slammed Final Fantasy 10, and even internet noobs know that bashing any final fantasy results in a lot of butthurt.
The Irate Gamer Meme (Bores n' Doors)
Last Thursday, in an amazing display of hypocrisy, a Christian stud muffin by the name of AkewsticRockR created quite possibly the only note-worthy cause in his entire life, a Meme about him knocking on Chris' door and making some sort of mildly amusing comment along the lines of his plagiarising or lack of talent.
NOTE: Pointing out AkewsticRockR's own plagiarism and lack of talent will result in butthurt and blockage:
The original: Previous Video | Next Video |
Buy Mah Internets DVD!!!1
Why? Because the Irate Gamer even says so on Amazon, when the stupid bastard reviews his own DVD, but is too retarded to create a sock puppet account to hide the fact: Chris, which is the only genius in the world, thinks everyone is a retard and everyone will buy his awesome products:
Irate Gamer Nazis/Slaves
At this point there are simply too many fanatics to document without turning it into a massive tl;dr. Below is a list of prime IrateGamer lolcows, who don't seem to realize that they're flaming people to death over a video game reviewer, although most of these people are Chris Bores trying to promote/glorify himself.
PROTIP: If your name is on this list, please become an hero or consider joining the fight against Scientology.
- Armake21Truth: The "truth" about this guy is that he spends his ENTIRE DAY commenting on IG's videos about how AVGN is a seanbaby rip-off. (Or at least the part of the day that he doesn't spend scarfing Irate Gamer's pud.) [1]
- GamecubeIsGreat: Pokemon fan, and suspected pedophile. Don't forget his alt account SalonMaidenAnabel where he only lets 12 year old boys comment on his videos. Proves he's a fucking douche bag by also making videos saying TMNT2: The Arcade Game and Zombies Ate My Neighbors are shitty games. [2]
- greatexpectations320: Just see his article.
- SuperYoungLegend: An attention whore who thinks the cure is unwarranted self importance. [3]
- .::Cadia::.: Fanboy who trolls the ScrewAttack forums, showing everyone how well he can suck Chris Bores' cock though the internets.
- gsgbsgvcsrgr: Pedophile in his moms basement who is always after little boys and toddlers on youtube. He also has a liking for bestiality and enjoys molesting cats and watching animal pornography. [4].
- IrateGamerSoldier: The IrateGamer's most famous house black person on YouTube, spam his page for great justice [5].
- Spaction3 The biggest sonic loving fanboy and Irate Gamer lover. Claimed in a Skype conversation that he masturbate to his videos all the time.
- iratefanboy345: A child molester who invites 12-year olds into his house to play with his "Xbox". Makes trashy hate videos and vetoes comments. Any attempt at counter pointing him or rebuttal will result in death threats and comments like "Fuck you asshole go back to sucking the nerd's dick". Yeah, he's a tough guy. [6]
- IrateGamerFanClub: Flames everybody regardless if they like the Irate Gamer or not. [7]
- TuffNuts: A former IrateGamer4life house black person, He is also a furfag and enjoys molesting innocent kittens in his parents basement alongside his Wiggerfolk lover Chickenhed61. Don't forget to spam his page and report his account to the youtube staff for pedophilia! [8].
- dealbanumberone: Illegal Mexican immigrant who begs for you to 'LEAVE IRATEGAMER ALONE!'.
- Y2Bstaff: Chris Bores's personal Y2B account on YouTube, where his staff runs all of IrateGamer's plagiarist schemes. [9]
- YouTube: They made him a YouTube Partner.
- IrateSupporter: He just in it for the lols, and proves how these e-battles are destroying the community. Please, do not take him seriously.
- TheArchDouche:
Spammer and scammer, threatens Irate Gamer parody creators. Obviously another account of the man himself. Has a "grudge" against TheArchfiend, and got IrritatedGamer's account deleted.Account suspended. And Irritated Gamer got his account back. [10]. - Feh2: FailTroll who acts as Irategamer's White Knight.
- Ralph baer: For watching his history of video games part 2B.
- batdanm: Another failtroll dedicated to proving Irate Gamer is not a hack. He has been known for going onto many accounts, harassing others, stalking people by commenting on videos other people have commented on and leaving at least over 9,000 comments in a row, posting broken links of "proof" that AVGN is a plagiarist when in fact, it is the other way around. He has a list of people he's owned when ironically the only person he's owned is himself. His catchphrases are "lol" "u mad" and "You've bitched out." He's allegedly a homosexual due to his fascination of people being butthurt and writing detailed sentences of how butt hurt that person is. He also has a habit of changing his wallpaper when ever his feelings are hurt in an attempt to make fun of others, when really no one could care less. He has a little show called Video Game Guru's but it is not to be seen at the moment. [11]
Chris Bores loves, sorry. SCAMS his fans
Just when you thought he couldn't sink any lower, Chris is now scamming his fans with a fake giveaway.
Chris subscribed to himself, 100,000 times
On the 25th of August 2010, Chris's subscribers fell from ~121,000 to exactly 1337 within a day. It appears that several, as in A LOT of Chris's Sock Puppet accounts were being banned by YouTube staff. This is the reason he hid his Subscriber panel, and how Irate made all his money whilst doing fuck all IRL. Bot accounts = Moar views = Profit. Chris then went to /v/ to samefag and bawww about it, claiming it was just a script by someone to make his subscriber count go down. This was indeed bullshit and can't be proved since Chris would need to enable the display of subscribers on his channel.
Left with around 1000 subscribers, Chris shat himself because of how YouTube pwned him. Even a certain parody account had more legit subs than him now.
As in Chris's words, "all good things must come to an end".
DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS. It was actually a script that exploited a YouTube counting bug. It became obvious once his subscribers hit 0. Or it could be that he is so bad nobody ever subscribed to him. Ever.
HOLY SHIT, HE DOES IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!1!11 (?)
Just when you thought that Bore's fan's faggotry couldn't skyrocket any higher, One AnIrateGamerFan decided to step from the crowd and become the Whitest of White Knights for him. It's too bad even Bores hates what this asshole's doing. Srsly.
This closet furry goes by the company name Cry Wolf Productions, which has been flagging every video containing Bore's fugly mug.
But what is the reason behind this jfreedan-scale flagging? Lulz? No... Pissed fans? YES! Every channel that has Chris "Boring as Cow Shit's" material in them will be GONE, ridding Youtube of any lulz (IF any could have been found in the first place). That means commentaries, parodies, Bores N' Doors, everything will get flagged and removed just for having his face in your video.
Don't shit yourself just yet though, there is good news. Seeing as how AnIrateGamerFan is going to be b& from Youtube for his stupidity, the group that supposedly makes up Cry Wolf will most likely be disbanded, and AnIrateGamerFan will be in jail. Lulz and cake for everyone!
Survivors of the flagging and how (More as we find them)
- DLAbaoaqu: By making his Bores videos private. [12]
- 1sam2345: Through sheer fucking luck. [13]
- Headbanger142: By making other video game reviewers feel bad, so Cry Wolf decided to let him slide. [14]
- MartialHorror: For thinking that The Bores is an OK reviewer. [15]
Full Name: Chris Bores
Home Address: 332 Sheffield way, Sandusky, Ohio 44870, United States
Phone Number: (419) 626-3454
Email Address: [email protected]
See Also
- Video Game Reviewers - His Spawn.
- Angry Video Game Nerd - Arch Nemesis of the Irate Gamer.
- Alexander4488 - Another Video Game Reviewer that is "inspired" by (as in, blatantly rips off) the AVGN.
- AkewsticRockR - Life Long critic of the Irate Gamer.
- Nerd Rage
- Internet DVD
- Faggot
- Spax3
External Links
- His YouTube user page
- Irate/AVGN comparison proves Irate gamer is an unfunny ripoff.
- Web Site devoted to the fail. Remember to buy his T-Shirt and DVD!
- Be brave enough to frequent his forum and give a piece of your mind to Chris. Note: all constructive criticism is forbidden.
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