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Blindmute Loli

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Blindmute Loli is a story about a guy who runs into a blind, mute runaway orphan and the hardships he goes through in his life. The authenticity of this story is impossible to know, but read it yourself and you'll see why it has a devoted following.

Summary

Artist's rendition of Erika

Characters

Anon/Jake - Works at a shitty fast-food place, and is the one who finds Erika. He is a typical anon, except he is a bit less of a pedophile than your average channer.

Blindmute Loli/Erika - The famous loli, she is a pale asian with the same haircut as Rei. As the name implies, she is a blindmute(aka she cant see or talk). She is a badass at checkers, and apparently her parents are dead.

Roommate/Luke - Jake's roommate in the beginning, he has a chubby dog as well as a girlfriend who Jake almost ends up having sex with, he almost walks in on them. Jake, being the amazingly shrewd anon he is, talks about it in his posts. Luke finds out and gets his face beat in by Jake.

Temptress Loli/Megan - Slutty loli who flirts with Jake and eventually gets his ass fired from his shitty fast-food job.

Story

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