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GameStop Short Squeeze
The GameStop Short Squeeze was an epic event were redditors on r/wallstreetbets supervised a plan to mass by over 9000 stocks of GameStop and other dying companies to help grow their stocks while the cheap greedy jews release there stocks for jew gold, and to stop Wall Street's plans of manipulating the system for the rich greedy jews to win the system, while all the dying companies loose their jew gold. With Robinhood, the chads were able to successfully troll Wall Street, and make millions of other billions and rich jews butthurt. Because of the ridiculous loads of money they redditors spend, they forgot about how much money they will loose. The redactors lost a shit-load of money from only focusing on the stocks and forgetting about trying make enough money to not end up living on the street with no food and shelter.
To appeal to the greedy libtards, Robbinhood decided to ban short selling of GameStop and other securities. This lead to them rightfully getting blasted for their market manipulation, with even there leaders the libtards that they dicksucked calling them out. Because of this they have been faced with dozens of lawsuits from the United States Government, with an meeting with the CIA.
The stocks have continued to go up after the squeeze, and people are still continuing to by stocks. The stocks have went up and down and the fight continues.
Concepts
How do a bunch of madlads win over a system ran by rich overpayed jews, who never give money to their starving employees while they overwork them until they die. Just to make a bunch of jew-gold to be spent on nothing? Well we have to get into some concepts first, to understand to the stock market. The return of the borrowed shares leads to lender and profit with the difference.
Short Selling
Short Selling is a practice done by poor people and lazy wealthy people which an investor (aka the short seller) buys shares and then immediately sells them, hoping to buy them back later. This leads making some jew-gold from the contrast. Because theres no limit of the height of a stock price, it carries an risk of unlimited loses.
Short Squeezing
Short Squeeze is when a stock massive heights, and buy back a the stock they sold to themselves from loosing jew gold. This leads to raise in stock price, and to short the investors to hold on to their stock. This can lead to an insane jump in shared price.
Cause
Basically GameStop and a bunch of other falling companies have been loosing jew-gold for many years now, because of everyone has fucked off from these companies by now. The COVID-19 pandemic came around their amount jew-golds started to go straight down. A bunch of investors didn't give a shit about those companies futures as they didn't make money, so they released there stocks, In January 2021 GameStop's stocks had dropped by 140%. By then Wall Street had already completely lost hope in any of the companies and was almost read to pwn them for good.
r/wallstreetbets comes to save the day
After Cintron Research reported that GameStop's stocks value of the stocks are going to massively decrease. redditors decide to actually be productive for once and do something for the good, by planning to mass buy stocks for it and other companies so Wall Street can't fuck over any corporations for their greedy finical gain.
On January, 25 2021 the redditors were able to successfully save GameStop and other companies, and owning WallStreet. They traded more than 175 stocks in a day, the second largest total in a day. On 27th the stock increased up to 1,700%
Wall Streets shitty attack article
Of course like with anything aimed at the greedy jews at the money hungry corperations, they corporations will loose their shit and get butthurt. Wall Street decided to make a butthurt and shitty attack article aimed at the r/wallstreetbets written by two insanely butthurt greedy jews and rednecked losers Gregory Zuckerberg and Geoffrey Geogow. We won't link it for the chance of giving Wall Street money just to see the article. Besides it's better for you to not waste your time and see the retardation Wall Street.
The entire article is basically just them whining about how r/wallstreetbets ruined their chances killing operations for their pathetic finical gain. While they mass fund shitty companies they have hope for to make them viable, to create more jew gold for themselves. They call short sellers "short skinned" despite being ones, showing their hypocrisy. They get all pussy over well deserved comments aimed at them by calling them "nasty insults", which is way to dismiss anything against them to prove there sad ego. They say short squeeze was "threat" despite the fact they were a threat to GameStop, and that they deserve it anyways.
If your interested they have created some shitty books no cares about about trade and other stuff, so you can more of there autistic views on there.
Responce
With the short squeeze. many people showed their support of r/wallstreetbets. One of them is was the one and only Elon Musk, who is one of the richest people on the planet. He was smart enough to see through Wall Street's greed. He posted this to get more redditors buying stocks.
But just like anything good that happens. The libtards, and greedy jews will loose their shit in a situation that won't affect them in any way. They try act like it's damaging to stocks, when really they are the ones stealing zillions of jew gold off people by cheating the system all for themselves, therefore they're the ones actually damaging the stocks. You can see the butthurt from old people here.
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Robinhood
Moar info: Robinhood.
Robinhood was the home of for mass buying stocks, however their greedy jew overlords didn't like this. Robinhood decided to simp for the big corperations and banned all short selling. Pretty much everyone, including the libetards and greedy jews there sucking up to universally panned them. Because of this, people rightfully got decided to destroy their scam of company into the ground. Robinhood was review bombed on Google Play and went as low 1.0, the lowest score on the entire store.
To save there dying company, they decided to say the restrictions are a result of cleaning house trades. Nobody bought there half assed reasoning, and continued to plum Robinhood down the stock market.
Multiple lawsuits have been filled against them, including from the US Government. They had a meeting with the CIA for there actions which hasen't created any finical harm for Robinhood.
As of right now Robinhood still hasn't changed back and probably never will.
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See Also
- Wall Street: What started this mess.
- GameStop: The dying game store.
- Robinhood: Scam