Flipnote Hatena
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Flipnote Hatena is a cloned website like Deviantart and Newgrounds and a dumbed-down version of Adobe Flash Professional CSx, and all of it is squeezed into an app for the DSi known as Flipnote Studio. The Flipnote Hatena community consists of mainly 10-13 year old kids posting unfunny Flipnotes or Fanime into a fucked website and may get to be in the Top 10 of the most unfunny flipnotes ever. After they're in the top ten, most of these gay and pointless Flipnotes that should have never seen the light of day get false reported. After that happens, these people start to BAWWW and post Flipnotes Saying "i leave Hatena :(", despite the fact they return shortly after this.
It also seems to be a website where pedos and the only girls on the Internet gather to sexually abuse each other on the Internet somehow, so the admin niggers get butthurt and suddenly everyone is B& (unless they're the age of seven and don't know what the fuck is going on).
An app for the 3DS called Flipnote Hatena 2: Electric Boogaloo was due to come out on June 30th, but it didn't. This was the second delay; the first release was for the sixth of May. Many Flipfags BAWWWWWed and raged because Nintendo trolled them.
Flipnotes
More like shitnotes, amirite?
Mostly, Hatena is full of stupid artists that draw and admire furries, make and watch music videos or steal peoples Flipnotes for the lulz. Most of these totally original furries are Eevees from the game Pokemon.
Of course, people are star-begging because their Flipnotes suck too much dick to actually deserve stars. These stars are a collection of pixels used to make Flipnoters feel like they have accomplished something in their life, as it makes the Flipnotes popular. The Flipnoters who are popular are usually the ones that make gay furry music Flipnotes that suck abnormal amounts of donkey dick. There's also some people that get about 100,000 stars for something that they could make in 2 minutes. If any of these guys did this on a real website, they'd be fucked.
Most Flipnotes contain old, overused memes like "This is SPARTA" or "ITS OVER 9000". Oh, and don't forget about that fucking awesome face DJ flipnote. Moar liek shitface BJ flipnote, amirite?
An example of these furfags' flips: [1] [2]
The most created flips in Europe are these "Love Stories". Love stories sometimes contain objectionable content like kissing. The usual speed of a Love Story is about 7 or 8. They are as short as the creators dicks, but they are fucking popular in Europe.
Of course there are chat rooms, where only one frame is needed to gain heaps of comments on the planet Earth. On the chat rooms it's possible to troll all of the "artists" who are chatting to each other. They usually roleplay using gay furfag characters, but sometimes they use a gay stickman to have their chat and get an online girlfriend.
Also, in Europe, all of them think they're Japanese and feel the need to continually draw Anime and wank over it when they're finished, and then lick the spunk off the screen, throw it back up, and repeat.
Registration
Registering for Flipnote Hatena is a pain in the ass. First, you must register your email, and if you think that is all you have to do, you're wrong! Afterwards, you must send them a fucking letter through the mail that consists of some printout contract and your signature. When you send your postcard or whatever, it usually gets rejected, which means that you waited days for nothing! The Bureaucratic Fucks at Flipnote Hatena enjoy rejecting your letters because they do it for teh lulz.
Stars
Stars or I-want-to-be-the-popular-like-gizmo-or-the-most-other-popular-guys are shitty 8-bit pixels used to show how people like the Flipnotes, much like Youtubes like bar. All around, there are 3 billion stars, which the most are given starbeggars or "iwanttoadoptapokemon" Flipnotes.
There are colored Stars like yellow/green/blue/red and purple. When an artist gets a Purple star, (possibly from some Internet friend of theirs who has such an extravagant and eventful life) by and large they will think they are so fucking cool, they go amok and start trolling kids by making a flipnote about it, causing butthurt and lulz all round.
Every region has a massively overrated nigger somewhere on their site, and expects the rest of the community to be their bitches.
Notable Flipnote Users
- Three D- Self-righteous moral fag who tries to act like an admin. Easily trolled, BAWWWs if he gets insulted. Also gets pissed off when kids do so much as post a Flipnote. He's the admins bitch.
- Jamzy- Sums up most of the furfags of Flipnote. Likes to chat and creates a new account every Thursday.
- HugelDude- Illiterate chimney sweep. Traded in his DSi for a 3DS, cutting his access to Flipnote while he get trolled by Nintendo.
OMG RANDOM GUI U FUKKEN TROLL GTFO ND DIE!!!!!!!!!!!
- Lollerguy-More liek Lollerfag amirite? A shitty animator with a shitty character as a stickman with spikey hair. Doesn't even make his own flips. He's one of the worlds biggest spin-offfags.
- Kaz- Some emo that uses a recoloured Kirby as a character. Ragequit to become an hero. He had a star shop which he got 1234324502352039582 stars from, causing everyone on Flipnote to become butthurt. His thoughts on this; haha fuk.
- Khaos- A random 40 year old who lives in his basement in New Zealand. He thinks he is a hard ass just because he is the admin of restoring hatena. A crap group that trolls and false reports everyone on flipnote hatena like leeches just to get green stars for their collection.
- Gizmo- Made a bunch of animations about waffles and ghosts because OMG XD SO RANDOM!!!!!!!!!!!! Apparently overrated as fuck in America.
- Griffami- Stick figure with a Mario hat. ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL.
- Hamtaro- One of Flipnotes better animators. But she likes Nyan Cat, so nvm lol. Probably the most popular of the Flipnote furries.
- Dr. Zoom- Three D clone, except even more self righteous. Blocks everyone possible. Also is 69 years old. Also is married and has kids.
- ShinyEevee- A slut who lives in the ghettos with her 19 brothers who rape her each day. She is as furry in real life as she looks on her flipnotes.
- Orange3.14159265- Potato muncher with ADHD. Only bit of truth on this page: He only just discovered what a meme is.
- Random Guy- Flipnote's Jesus. Why? He got perma-B& and came back 3 days ago. The Hatena admins themselves want him banned
but can't afford to ban himHAHAHA DISREGARD THAT HE GOT BANNED FOR A WEEK. Also is from a town called Scotland. Also a Brony.
- Homestar- Potato munching 12 year old kid who ragequit Flipnote because- as we all know- it sucks. Not to be confused with Homestar Runner.
- Kobra Kid- 14 year old girl who's a vampire! Makes those Love Stories which are mentioned in this page somewhere.
- Amy- The reason why Hatena is a pile of shit.
SheHe created the first Love Series in Europe, Since that, these Love Series are now inJapanAmerica. Good job bitch.
- DavidN64- A Person who works hard and never get something.
Since he Ragequited Hatena lucklyHe created new Account "PanisVaginer", he Trolls the America and the Europe Community. He has 2 Characters, a Kirby with wings ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL and a guy with a hat. But on the other hand, he created the drama article.
- CyberNick- Ex furry who's goal is to become the most hated person on Flipnote! So far, he's succeeded. Hated by everyone, but he trolls them for teh lulz. Also trolls outside of Flipnote. (see MadManNES)
- Rice - Probably the most Unoriginal Welsh chimney sweep who copies everyone. Got banned from ED while he think it was Myspace lol. He's a star, a great big shining star, yaaaaaay! [3]
- Hatena- The admins account. This legend goes around trolling the fuck out of people and ban hammers them if they try to fight back. But apart from that, he's gay. Actual quote from the admin; You have been banned for
510 minutes. Go eat a Cornish pastie or something.
- Raving Boy- A stupid 13 age old fag who love's to draw Stupid ugly disturbing cat's and Fat dude's...
Savehatena
On Aug 6, 2011 11:50:19 AM, a girl Called [°Kammy=P°] created a Shitnote, where people has to create a spin-offs of the dramatic Hatenatimes 2011. The acctualy point of this is getting attention to the Hatena admins, but she forgot something. Hatena doesnt give a shit about her.
[Original Flipnote.] Fell free to spam.
[Spinoff] yes,thats my spinoff. I mean, who would do this...
She is not the only one who create such Flipnotes like this. Everyone on Hatena cry about the False reporters/Star Beggers Today. They still dont understand that the Furfags, who create Music Videos or Love storys are ruin Hatena, but Hey... Thats Serious Business now!
Chatrooms
Now-a-days, all Shitgay Hatenaids is used for is a bunch of furfags and vampire wannabes to go into chatrooms and roleplay for hours on end. And we mean, hours.
Luckily, these niggers get butthurt way too easily. I mean, you don't even have to troll them to get them whining.
Apparently, the most effective method is warning them about the deadly disseases they can get from being on these Chat Rooms. On Flipnote, there is a group of people trying to spread the message about this disease to the regular users on Flipnote. They call themselves Group Finland, codename FGT.
They are open to members, and if you want to join them on their quest, then you must post this message to all the chatrooms you can find:
Unfortunately, the Hatena Admins have blocked the word aids, as they would rather watch their extremely supportive users suffer from this illness, but us members of Finland can help prevent it.
Most of the Flipnote users fail to notice this message, so it's important to post it as many times as possible. If, for some reason, an unknown person has stopped you from commenting, you should make a new account.
Good luck, Finlanders!
Gallery Of Butthurt
False reporting
Mostly happens to the top 10 of the gayest Flipnotes. After the admins remove the Flips that got reported, the false reporters get 1 worthless green star. Even the admins remove these flipnotes because they can't deal with violence, even when there isn't violence. After a Flip got removed, the False reporter gain a green Star to spend it on a flip or collecting more for a Creator room backround.
Either that or they're awesome and are just trying to make a bunch of kids butthurt. Trust me, false or not, when someone good gets reported, there's chaos, because little kids don't understand the jokes.
Admins
The admins are little pussies that are afraid about everything in their shitty website. They regularly visit chatrooms and troll people and Gline them when they reply. Even when they look at this page, they will jizz in their pants. 99.9% of these Japanese faggots are gay vaginas.
The Community
The majority of Flipnote users consist of delusional weeafaggots who believe that they are gifted and talented when it comes to animating and art. Moar others are stickfags who post shitty stick figure fights as flipnotes. The stickfags are the least talented of all the flipnotefags. Many others are YouTube Poopers that were kickbanned and exiled from YouTube, and, as a result, they post their sparta remixes, pingas videos, and other retarded YouTube fads that they brought with them. The rest of the flipnote community consists of furfags who post their fucktarded music vids that consist of animals hugging or cuddling with each other or two animals in love. It is also well known that many of Hatena's furfags are Sonicfags who post their half-assed Sonic-themed flipnotes.
The popular people that create rubbish Flipnotes like Stickfights or King Boo´s flipnotes
GIZMO created a successful flipnote [4] which it was the first mistake. It got over 2.999 Spin-offs, which shows that the community were to Stupit to draw.
American flipnoters are know as the Stickman Pussies, because, as the name implies, 80% of the community use stickmen for their Flipnotes. The rest were doing spin-offs.
Europe is full with untalented faggots and Online-Daters. The good ones take one look at the site and ragequit because it sucks so much, so we're left with the terrible ones. Examples pl0x? Coming soon.
Fuck knows about Japan. Do they, alternatively, think they're from Europe?
Flipnote Hatena for dummies
If your new at this shit,this can help you out. Flipnote Hatena for dummies
Trolling
It's possible to troll the community with several tricks.
- Stealing someone's flip and saying it's yours-lulz will ensue
- False reporting every Flip possible
- Scamming them from their stars, which is nearly impossible because they moan the fuck out of you when you do so
- Comment using swear words (Even crap is considered a swear there)
- Write them a comment that you hate Eevees or other furfags
- Make them mad in their Flips or on chatrooms
- Spam the chatrooms with Racist or offensive insults like "nigger" or "bitch"
- Saying that someones flipnote is stolen
- Join Deviantart and write a Journal how hatena sucks
- Saying Inchworm is better than Flipnote Studio
- If you are a citizen, removing the channels from a flipnote and post it to the "fail" channel
- Say that your penis is bigger than someones elses (for maximum lulz, say this to a female user)
- Join Restoring Hatena
—Random Guy | ||
External Links
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