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BOOBIES!!

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Boobies is a forced meme posted by jassa on pretty much every LJ feed ever. This forced meme is a classic example of obsessive behavior, and mostly leads to drama, in the form of several individuals defending the meme's harmlessness, in the face of at least 100 individuals wanting to know why anyone would spend time on this shit. As in the case of furfags, Boobies!! proponents are less trouble to ignore than to engage in conversation.

Rules

The "Boobies!!" meme maintains a strict set of rules, dictating who is allowed to post when, with what icon, and using punctuation. These rules are kept classified, as they contain a dangerously high quantity of stupid, and public knowledge of them would greatly decrease the number of Flame wars centering around ur doin it wrong.

Origin

As spoken by the author (if simply inundating 400 LJ feeds with with the same random word qualifies you as an author):

BOOBIES!! in its current form originated on the old Calvin & Hobbes feed on January 25th 2005. kuh posted the first BOOBIES!! on a day when dozens upon dozens of people were posting 'first post!!1!' as a joke. I thought it was funny, so I posted it too. And then again the next day. And the day after that. It was then that I decided to continue posting it, on a daily basis, for as long as I could. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the main reason I post "BOOBIES!!". Not to get the first post. Not because I'm immature and have an obsession with breasts (or birds)."

Current State

As is often the case on the internet, after three years, the BOOBIES!! meme has evolved into...well, pretty much the exact same thing. jassa hopes that, by continuing this meme for at least 100 years, he might reach the point where someone actually cares.

Known Gaps in the Meme

Jassa was so obsessed with keeping his "streak" going that when he actually left his house for a change, he contacted a fellow member of copypasta/troll group Zwesome with his user name and password in order to keep the streak alive. Because this user was possessed of morals, lulz did not ensue. So amazingly unrelenting and gay that a moderated version of the Sinfest feed, sinfest_mod was created, with over a third of the members of the normal feed.

Warcraft III

An old meme.

  • 1. Open a Warcraft III game room.
  • 2. Start the game countdown.
  • 3. After counting down to 1, be the last one who types "Boobies!"
  • 4. ????
  • 5. Profit!

See also

BOOBIES!! is part of a series on

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