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Bill Waggoner

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Bill Waggoner is a man of many trades; a freelance marketer and dedicated father by day, e-activist and final boss of the internet by night. Now, with ED being a fair entity, we have allowed Bill to sum up himself in that last sentence, but in the spirit of fairness, we feel it is our duty to inform our readers of this man's true nature.

Bill is a sad lonely man. After his first wife divorced him and took the kids, the utter devastation of his pathetic life drew him into the internet, a land that he felt would welcome him, and possibly give him a new chance at life. Repeating history, Bill fucked himself over again, mostly due to his immense child pornography addiction. Long CP binges would leave him inside for days, draining the majority of his household's funding, which was brought in by a prostitute he took in on the grounds that she would pose as his significant-other. Discovering that her pity income could not feed his perverse and addictive personality, Bill was forced to find alternative means of bringing in some extra cash. Thus began the birth of Bill Waggoner, the "spam king".

Biography

Bill Waggoner and his loving family

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Internet Activities

Saving the world, one spam email at a time

Internet Activist

In a style much like Daniel Brandt, Bill feels as it is his duty to rise up against major players of the internet, seemingly because they allow the sharing of information. Wagg's massive campaign to ultimately end freedom of speech began after his discovery of Google Maps, a horrid service that enables the CIA to spy on any given individual, not like they haven't been involved in such activity before the internet came along. With such services enabling doxing of those too incompetent to protect their own information, Bill entered a state of panic that his Tor cave could be exposed, and his endless collection of child pornography with it. Thus, he began fighting Facebook and Google, because they allowed the government, or anyone for that matter, to monitor him through the profiles he created.

The Spam King

Now on Compact Disc

Bill is the self-proclaimed "Spam King." After bailing out of his failed music endeavor, Mr. Waggoner turned to spamming as his main source of income. His operations were enabled by his creation of countless pseudonyms and his vast network of commandeered computer systems. The majority of his spam messages contained advertisements for penis enlargement pills and weight loss programs. This operation, coupled with the exploits of numerous other spammers, warranted an anti-spam petition being brought before US Congress. After being exposed by Spamhaus, he went on to claim that the people who now prevent him from spamming are "un-American" and insisted that they are a part of a broader conspiracy known as the New World Order.

Bill Waggoner's Spam Rap Sheet: http://www.spamhaus.org/rokso/listing.lasso?file=606

His BlogTalkRadio Show

Bill, at times, hosts his on BTR show but it often gets banned by BTR admins. Here, he talk about politics or the current economics of America.

Ghost owning Bill

The BWC

The Bill Waggoner Crew are a bunch of fail trolls that wishes they could be as well known as lulzsec or Anonymous. They wage eternal war on the Homo Clowns which shows how fail they themselves are. Bill often says that he himself is not affiliated with this group of fanboys, but he still calls on them if he wants someone doxxed. Most members in the BWC often show each other their uncut cocks and think it's funny.

"Official" Trolling Youtube

R.I.P. Trolling

You may be asking, "What is RIP Trolling", and if you are, you are a fucking idiot. RIP trolling consists of going on the Facebook Memorial Pages and posting 'lol u died' videos and poorly made shoops of the deceased. Most of the BWC are rip trollers and justify there actions by claiming that "It's because of the Grief Tourists." Grief tourists, as you probably know, are random people who do not know the dead, but search for memorial pages offering their sorrows.

The Amazing Gallery of LOLUDIED Vidoes

lol u died


The BWC Forums

Click here for the current forum.


The BWC can't seem to keep one forum online for too long.

Notable BWC Members

"I do not support the BWC"
  • Strope Waffen- The "Underboss," and often talks about drinking his own cum
  • Allgorefag- The "Eyes of the Waggon," and (you guessed it) has a large Gore collection
  • Soybean- "Bill Waggoners Mistress" some camwhore who smokes meth and sends nudes to everyone
  • Robert Paulson- (aka Internet buttstalker) some spic who spends his whole life playing Team Fortress 2 and jerking off to camwhores
  • Fireshitderp- Makes the best youtube vidoes
  • Pimphat- Recently left because of Moxie
  • Moxie- A hot chick who is obsessed with Debi Daly.
  • Arzt Handloser- (aka Doctor Herpington) Enjoys trolling Debi Daly.
  • Jeff Yorkeshire- THAT'S 2 FUCKING "e"s. Some Scot who enjoyes R.I.P. Trolling
  • LuckySinner- The Best Dancer on the Crew
  • Cyanide- Killed her own brother (overdose), and got away with it. Now goes by "Millicent Derp."
  • xxxtawnymariee- "some stupid bimbo who dropped the hatchet after getting trolled by the BWC"
  • Debi Daly Not a real member, but trolled into thinking she was one. talk about Moxie if you want to make her rage

Bill is a Jew

Recently, Waggs called up the Troll High Council (A Group of faggots that are a little less gay then the bwc) to do some doxing for him. They agreed, as long as he agreed to advertise their youtube channel. After receiving the information that he wanted, he went back on his deal, and never posted the link once.

Bill Waggoner is WTC, and therefore is a jew


If you happen to be reading this Bill, you still owe the council money.

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