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Cirno
Cirno = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.
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On the internet, there exist horrible individuals of all stripes. Sluts, weeaboos, channers, YouTube Nobodies, and attention whores. Ever wondered what would happen if these 5 furies combined into one monstrosity of lulz? Cirno (Persephone Noel Langworthy IRL) is one such abomination. Drawing her name from a game that's GOTY material for sure, Persephone lives to pander to weeaboos, and really, anyone who would give her even modest attention.
Letter from a Canadian Jail
Sometime in late 2009 or early 2010, Persephone was slutting her way around the internet and stumbled upon one Kruse Wellwood. The two quickly struck up an internet relationship and were fast friends. The two dreamed of meeting IRL, despite a significant difference in both age and national residence status, but immigration and customs be damned, true love waits for no one. Fate works in mysterious ways, as it did on March 19, 2010, when Wellwood and fellow WoW nerd Cameron Moffat beat, raped, and suffocated 18 year-old Kimberly Proctor in their native shithole of British Columbia. Firm believers in the timeless commandment of "tell her once", the boys burned the body, and being hormonal pimplebeats, bragged about their feats on World of Warcraft. The Canadian equivalent of the partyvan was quick on the scene. Canada's facist regime quickly handed down a judgement that would make Chris Hansen smile, sentencing both Dick Kruse and Perry Cameron to life in prison, without the possibility of parole. A great judge of character, Persephone continued her relationship with Kruse through letters. Her parents remained unconcerned while she poured her heart out to a convicted Canadian murderer.
Persephone's first letter
Hi Kruse. It's Persephone. It's been awhile huh? Sorry for not contacting you earlier. I've been busy with school, fandubbing, ect. I don't really know what to say. I have straight A's in school and I have been working my butt off to be a good rolemodel! I help out at my club's shops (whatever) and I try my hardest all the time! It's really really hard, but I'm not gunna give up. I'm 15 now and I feel like an adult. I've changed my typing style alot, as you can notice! And I feel great. I've been happier, and stuff like that... But I really miss you. I'm worried about you. Talix went onto your e-mail (he got your password) a few months ago after the police had contacted me... and he kinda was a huge meany. All he did was bash me and say that it was my fault, and he did it as you. I later found out from Corrie that he was just trolling. In a few years I'll try to visit you. I know you probably don't care much for me anymore. But I still care a bunch about you. I understand that most of the affection you gave to me was a lie. Even the last time we had talked. But I still want to keep in contact with you and make sure you're ok. Don't do anything stupid anymore, ok? Also, I must say... you and Talix are nothing like each other. Talix is an immature, little idiot! Don't compair yourself to such scum, ok? It's only to be nice~ Plus, he's been lying to us for what? A year? Argh, people like him make me mad! GWAHRHLADSHD!11 Talix' real name is "Taylor," and his parents are still alive. He's spoiled and gets anything he wants. That's all I know about his "true" self so far. Oh, I also got a hair cut. My hair is short now. It's pretty cute if you ask me. I've been voice acting more than singing and I still have some trolls (mainly 90% of them left me alone.) I stopped typing with "eye." BLahblah, stuff like that. My life isn't really too interesting, so it's hard to explain. I have new friends in school, but I'm still pretty much a loner. I've decided to not date/be in a comitted relationship intill I am 18 because of the idiot choices I've made! Anyway, to put this to a conclusion. I miss you, I love you, and I hope you have a fun time wherever you are. I still think about you sometimes and miss you. I really wish you hadn't have done that... I'll await your reply. I'd like to hear about how it is there, what you do, and stuff like that. Also your handwriting is really hard to read. Could you try not-cursive writing? GOOD BYE, MY DEAR FRIEND, I SHALL SEE YOU SOON. AHHLALALALAL. Love, Persephone
Kruse's first reply
—Maybe he was just misunderstood.... |
See Also
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