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Cirno
Cirno = infected with GOTIS You can help by not giving her any attention.
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On the internet, there exist horrible individuals of all stripes. Sluts, weeaboos, channers, YouTube Nobodies, and attention whores. Ever wondered what would happen if these 5 furies combined into one monstrosity of lulz? Cirno (Persephone Noel Langworthy IRL) is one such abomination. Drawing her name from a game that's GOTY material for sure, Persephone lives to pander to weeaboos, and really, anyone who would give her even modest attention.
Letter from a Canadian Jail
Sometime in late 2009 or early 2010, Persephone was slutting her way around the internet and stumbled upon one Kruse Wellwood. The two quickly struck up an internet relationship and were fast friends. The two dreamed of meeting IRL, despite a significant difference in both age and national residence status, but immigration and customs be damned, true love waits for no one. Fate works in mysterious ways, as it did on March 19, 2010, when Wellwood and fellow WoW nerd Cameron Moffat beat, raped, and suffocated 18 year-old Kimberly Proctor in their native shithole of British Columbia. Firm believers in the timeless commandment of "tell her once", the boys burned the body, and being hormonal pimplebeats, bragged about their feats on World of Warcraft. The Canadian equivalent of the partyvan was quick on the scene. Canada's fascist regime quickly handed down a judgement that would make Chris Hansen smile, sentencing both Dick Kruse and Perry Cameron to life in prison, without the possibility of parole. A great judge of character, Persephone continued her relationship with Kruse through letters. Her parents remained unconcerned while she poured her heart out to a convicted Canadian murderer, who she tactfully described as a big meany.
Persephone's first letter
Hi Kruse. It's Persephone. It's been awhile huh? Sorry for not contacting you earlier. I've been busy with school, fandubbing, ect. I don't really know what to say. I have straight A's in school and I have been working my butt off to be a good rolemodel! I help out at my club's shops (whatever) and I try my hardest all the time! It's really really hard, but I'm not gunna give up. I'm 15 now and I feel like an adult. I've changed my typing style alot, as you can notice! And I feel great. I've been happier, and stuff like that... But I really miss you. I'm worried about you. Talix went onto your e-mail (he got your password) a few months ago after the police had contacted me... and he kinda was a huge meany. All he did was bash me and say that it was my fault, and he did it as you. I later found out from Corrie that he was just trolling. In a few years I'll try to visit you. I know you probably don't care much for me anymore. But I still care a bunch about you. I understand that most of the affection you gave to me was a lie. Even the last time we had talked. But I still want to keep in contact with you and make sure you're ok. Don't do anything stupid anymore, ok? Also, I must say... you and Talix are nothing like each other. Talix is an immature, little idiot! Don't compair yourself to such scum, ok? It's only to be nice~ Plus, he's been lying to us for what? A year? Argh, people like him make me mad! GWAHRHLADSHD!11 Talix' real name is "Taylor," and his parents are still alive. He's spoiled and gets anything he wants. That's all I know about his "true" self so far. Oh, I also got a hair cut. My hair is short now. It's pretty cute if you ask me. I've been voice acting more than singing and I still have some trolls (mainly 90% of them left me alone.) I stopped typing with "eye." BLahblah, stuff like that. My life isn't really too interesting, so it's hard to explain. I have new friends in school, but I'm still pretty much a loner. I've decided to not date/be in a comitted relationship intill I am 18 because of the idiot choices I've made! Anyway, to put this to a conclusion. I miss you, I love you, and I hope you have a fun time wherever you are. I still think about you sometimes and miss you. I really wish you hadn't have done that... I'll await your reply. I'd like to hear about how it is there, what you do, and stuff like that. Also your handwriting is really hard to read. Could you try not-cursive writing? GOOD BYE, MY DEAR FRIEND, I SHALL SEE YOU SOON. AHHLALALALAL. Love, Persephone
Kruse's first reply
[+]Persephone's second letter
Of course I care still, stupid! ;_; Even if you're a big meany sometimes, and used to do bad things, I still love you. I AM mad at you for what you did, you stole someone's life, and you put yours on jepardy (? I dk how -- ARgh MY dog just made a mess of my rooM! FASD). I'm sorry it took so long, I needed time to think about stuff. I'm really mad at you that you left me and everyone else. I've cried alot because of that. But, I realised, that I still love you. I've tried to move on from that love, or pretend it was platonic love, but it won't go away. >.< You're a big idiot. Six years is alot of time, but you deserve it! D:< I'll wait for you, I'm 15 now so.. I'll be 21? That's a good age. Yeah? But don't make any plans; I know you still love Marry (sp?). Also, your printing is better for me to read than your cursive. I know cursive, but I'm bad at reading sloppy stuff. :3c Oh, I'm so mean. Don't worry, your printing and cursive are both adorable. I don't really care if you lied to me, I know people can change, I trust you. I love you too, ParaKruse idiot. =< I don't know what was wrong with Cameron. He seemed jealous or something. ~_~ Talix, eh. I will never come into contact with him /AGAIN/. I tried to get your cell address to send letters to you about... a few months ago? When you first got put up? And he actually had the nerve to say no and make me beg for it. He said if I wanted it I'd have to do naughty stuff to someone in rl and give pics. I was like "Wtf no" and just left it alone. My mom knows what you did, Kruse. :/ She knows like, everything. And she was freaked out at first. I don't think she'd want me to talk to you, since the police told her that you were going to target me next. Which I know is way wrong. I hope your mommy doesn't mind if we can continue to send letters this way, it may take along time but at least we can talk at all, right? And it's not dorky at all <3 I was so happy when I got this letter. ;_; Your mom is such a sweetie. Tell her thank you from me, If I ever get to meet you guys I need to buy her something to show her how sweet she is. Ah, I finished the first trimester at my current school. :/ I passed with a 4.0. Surprisingly, in English I had a 106% (Yes, I went over 100%. :3c). My English is actually still pretty bad. I dk what this thing is ";" I asked my teacher, but she didn't know either. So I'm trying to figure out wtf it means. ;__; And I know I'm still a 'lil kid. I'm not trying to grow up, I'm trying my hardest to have the most fun I can in school so I can become a famous Voice Actress once I am an adult. I also got into the Leadership class. That means I'm one of the leaders of the school. ^///^ Out of 400 kids only 50 were chosen~ Yaay. I get to help out with the school. Awesome~ I don't really have alot of pictures that I look good in atm. On my youtube I have some videos. Just wait for real life when I come to visit someday. (Probably in a year or two, I'll ask your mommy about it. I don't want to get my mom, dad or anyone else involved in it, so I'll probably have to pretend like I'm going to an anime convention for a few days. :/ Seems like Romeo and Juliet... without the bad ending coughcough) Haha, I'm learning Japanese better. :) I wish you could see my new videos, I've been working really hard and they're getting better and better. Have you also noticed that it's been like... what? A year now that we've known each other? I've loved you all this time too. ;_; <3 heart heart (L) Oh, my mom threatened to put me into Juvie because I yelled at her... But if it's that fun, then yay! The only thing is, three meals a day may not be enough for me... Whenever I get home from school I have like 2 meals before __ EAOFHSD,m Sorry, I like ran. I forgot I was cooking Ramen. ;_; And then my dog ran after me and started barking cause I was running. She's so adorable, you'd love her if you met her in real life. And wowww.. 175 pounds. Sooo much... Lol, you're so skinny. X3 I don't know what a "defined chest" is. But I guess it sounds cool. I can bench press 100 pounds~ Keke. I'm so awesome. /me flexes oh, I remember when I was younger I'd go to church because they gave out coffee, hot chocolate, donuts, cookies, cake and sweets. I was never very religious, I was also afraid of Santa Clause to the point that even my daddy dressed up as Santa would make me cry. I told you, drugs are bad for you. Get high off of life instead! And you're not as broken anymore, you're becoming a respectable, young man. (L) Your birthday is coming up soon, would you like me to get you anything? I won't be able to give it to you though. :/ Not for a few years. I've been saving up my money though, I have 20$! I'm saving up for a new webcam so I can make more videos. Ah, sounds like high school kids. How obnoxious. The kids at my school can be really annoying, but I get over it and just focus on me. I only been into one fight, which is really shocking.. >_< I haven't been in a fight in like... 8 years! Or wheneve I was in 3rd grade. :/ Just ignore them, don't talk to them. Think of them as trolls. You don't need them. Blah! D:< Hang out with the cool peoples. Six years, as I said, is a very good time. Corrie told me you'd be in for 25 and I was really scared. Be really good and actually learn, ok? If you don't I'll have to beat you up! D:< grrr! Just joking. (L) I don't read alot. The school books I read make me cry. You should try Night by "Elie Wiesel." It was a really good book, it made me cry alot. It's about the holocaust too. It taught me a lesson, you should read it too. Also, read The 7 Habbits of Highly Effective Teens by Sean Covey. That book taught me alot. It made me realise I need to be a good girl now. I think you'll learn alot from both of those books. ^^ How adorable. I love you. Level 3 is really good, try to get to level 4! >:3 It's lonely at my house too. I don't really have a lot of friends, so I get sad alot. But it's ok, I'm happy because I have people I love. That's all I need. Keep on going, ok? 6 years is a long time for our teenage minds. But 22 is very young. :D ^^ You already are making me proud of you, Kruse. You've tooken this suprisingly well. I'm so happy. I trust you, I'll trust you. Just, please, don't do anything like this again... I love you and I don't want to see you in jail AGAIN. If so, I'll be really mad. Mad mad mad! D:< You already have a place in my heart. It's really hard to get you out of it too. I've loved you for so long. I don't really mind if you break my heart or anything like that. Just be well. I want you to be happy. I'll give you my happiness whenever you need it. (L) They will be a common and regular thing. I got your mother's e-mail today, November 24, and I wrote back ASAP. I hope I get to talk to you once every few weeks. Your mother is really a good person. She loves you so much, you need to give her alot of loves when you see her next time. My mom would abandon me throuh a time like this. I wish I had a mommy like yours. She's an angel. ;_; Don't be mad! Also, that drawing is really adorable. ;_; It's so dumb looking! I love it. <3 Draw me some more stuff, I want to see your wonderful artwork. Hehe~ I do believe you, I know you've changed... I don't mind if we get into fights, or stuff like that. Just care more about yourself, please. And, the only really thing that has changed about me is that I'm trying to become more mature in the writing sense and be nicer and more kind to others. When you talk to me in rl you'll see that I'm still the same Persephone. ^^ I'm hyper all the time and I never shut up... I feel like a nuisense to my friends. ;_; And thank you. You are one of a kind too, Kruse. I hope that my red string of fate is connected to your finger. /me blushes B-But.. anyway! I want you to be happy. Ahh~ I'm typing so much, I'll have to mail your mommy money to help pay for the printing costs and gas costs and everything like that. Waa! It's ok, my life is pretty much controlable by me. I don't have alot of bad things happening. Excpet my support for free. You know I care much about you. I want you to be happy. Truly, sincerely. Life is how you make of it. :) Ok, this is the hardest paragraph to write because I have like... 200 manga books in my bookshelf and I am going to go to buy more at Barns n' Nobels... I'll suggest my favorite ones for you! Ok... Ready? Go! Inubaka; a book about a girl who loves dogs and she apparently can connect with dogs because she's a dog too? I don't know. It's adorable, makes me cry sometimes. ;_; So cute! Fruits Bastket; it's a really good book. It's happy, sad, funny and makes me cry all at the same time. ^^ Tail of the Moon; it's kinda an old manga compaired to the other two, but it's hillarious and I love it. It may seem kinda stupid at first, but the story line is actually pretty awesome. Check it out! There we go, I hope those three are good enough for now. (L) I'll give you some more next letter. Talk to you soon!! Love, Persephone~ <3 P.S. Your writing is adorable. ;_; Ahh, ok. I got so busy that I wasn't able to write up the letter, but I'll write up about my week and Christmas so far. My dad got me a new laptop that will be here Friday. It's Tuesday right now, the 21st of December. I'm so sorry I wasn't able to write to you. I haven't checked my e-mail yet today... So I don't know if you've went off to that new place for the 2 weeks. I hope I can catch you before that. I took some pictures and I'll send them to you in the next letter! So look up and be happy! I love you. ^^ Lately I've been a little depressed. I've been getting lonely to the point that I cry myself to sleep or I have horrible nightmares and wake up durring the night. It really hurts, but I'll get over it; I'm an adult. I really hope you're doing good over there, please don't do anything bad. So far I have pretty good grades, but I have a B+ in math which is pretty bad. @_@ But ah; oh well; It's Christmas! Yaay. What do you guys do on Christmas? Tell me how your Christmas is going to be like. Mine is obviously going to be with Brad (my stepdad)'s family which isn't my real family so it makes me feel really upset sometimes... BUt oh well; I'll get over it. I made new friends too; not in real life. They're really nice and cute. Marisa is really nice and she has a high voice like mine. Her's is more mature but it's still really cute. I've been singing more and I've been making friends who live closer to me. I hope you remember I moved here for you. ; ; What did you get for Christmas? I'll tell you everything I know I'm getting so far... a new laptop, contacts, clothes, undies and a razor. That's probably all I'll get. I love you! I hope you have a wonderful Christmas. Sorry that the reply was so late... Even if they're late I'll always reply, ok? I love you! I'll type out the letters I wrote for you next letter. I've been so busy with lines and everything that I'm getting stressed out. I love you! What should I get you for Christmas? I read the letter your mom sent you! I hope you have fun in Bunbary, tell me how it is. Ok? I'm excited to hear back from you. :) Nadine also told me about how you've been doing sculpting and stuff like that. I can't wait to see the pictures, she said she would be taking some. I'm ecited. (L) I called her Mom btw, too. :3c I'll show you her reaction next time. Kekeke! Love, Persephone~ <3 P.S. Merry Christmas! I bet you're doing a lot of things in church right now, huh?
Kruse's second reply
Records of their communication are not available after this point. That's probably because Kruse was transferred to an adult prison facility on January 23, 2012. Or maybe communication ended out of jealousy. After all, Kruse is now going to be living Persephone's dream of being the little schoolgirl for a long, long time.
—Maybe he was just misunderstood.... |
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