Krispy Kreme

An overabundance of mucous is Krispy Kreme's primary trademark.

"Don't fuck with us. We have pellet guns, and we're not afraid to use them."

Nothing says "gangsta" like woodland camouflage.

Krispy Kreme is a talented singer who has become something of a Youtube celebrity. Hailing from Birmingham, Alabama, he has, at long last, achieved his lifelong dream of becoming a famous rapper. Surprisingly, he has chosen to forsake his white trash roots and embrace nigger rap rather than joining his fellows as a Juggalo. Some say that it's all a parody. Then again, some people are fucktards who cannot comprehend the depths of human stupidity. Listen to this faggot speak, read his writing, then tell me he's too intelligent to have taken this seriously.

A lolcow is born

THE BADDEST

April 20, 2012: Krispy Kreme unleashes his greatness upon the unsuspecting Youtube public in a video that he shat from his doubtlessly inbred ass. His Napoleon complex is made manifest as he dwells upon his short stature while maintaining that he could totally kick your ass. His ludicrous boasts and ignorant rhyming patterns have allowed scientists to shed new light on the infinite monkey theorem. Along with his mute sidekick Money Maker Mike, he frequently brandishes weaponry in a menacing fashion... that is, if your definition of "menacing" is two fucktarded hicks waving pellet guns around in a ridiculous manner. As befits his grossly limited intellect, Krispy Kreme is shown with mucous running down his face and low hanging fruit suspended from his nose throughout. He's got 99 problems, but a soiled tissue ain't one.
Viewers were shocked and appalled by the rampant faggotry they had witnessed. Many drank their fill of the lulz, while others claimed the video was a parody, insisting that no one could be so stupid. Either way, Krispy Kreme was trolled relentlessly. Not one to take things lying down, he responded to all the haters.

The haters get their comeuppance

HATERS WANT TO BE ME

In this video, Krispy Kreme is even more gangsta and earns his street cred by engaging in activities common to thug life, such as standing on a swing, hanging from a tree, playing with his school trophies, and playfully wrestling with Money Maker Mike. Mike is allowed out of the closet long enough to woo the ladies with his mad dancing skrillz by briefly sperging out at the 2:10 mark.

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