Kaoru Yuuka

KONNICHIWA.:3 This character by far one of the biggest sues you will find on the web & She will find any way she can to get into some guy or girl's pants. kaoru is a self insert to millions of fandoms, where her main goal is to ship herself with any canon or manipulates one of her many minions play out a canon in a way that she can sleep with them before dropping them like a fly. A typical anime character dwelling from Deviantart, and since she has big enough TITS and enough clones to show them off, she didn't have to GTFO.

Typical Profile summary

Kaoru usually ranges from ages 21-26. She is from the great land of Nihon and has traveled to America due to either a tragic aww past about her singing career or to become an international popstar. She speaks broken Japanese & has a strict diet of Japanese snacks and desserts, though eating American food has make only her tits bigger, leaving the rest of her looking like she has back problems. She has a fetish for pink color and for anything that is UltraKawaii and Japanese. As the clones kept coming out, the more her hair became pink because of her almighty pink fetish. She also has a living Cowlick that is most likely a tumor on her head, it can on it's own and might even have emotions. kaoru is always happy, always using hearts & glomps in her posts ( even more so if it's around someone she likes ) . She also have a singing voice that could make people cum right away, she's just that good and that Japanese.

The continuous traits always include a terrible past, death of parents, abusive boyfriend, and how she is looking for constant love, Even if it's from her adopted Guardian figure. She makes her character absolutely perfect beyond that and a body that will make a hundred men & some times women fall to their knees & Jizz pink hearts. Throughout fandoms, she has been a nurse, a lawyer, a singer, a magical girl,& a matchmaker. Even sometimes combining some of these like she's Barbie. There is also the mention & art of constant pantyshots, boobs, and ass to continue to prove how Kaoru is more sugoi than you in every way.

Army of Skanks

Kaoru only believes in the high power of labu and tomodachi. She doesn't condemn cheating from a partner, but if she does it, it is perfectly fine. She will try to hump anyone or anything that talks to her or shows any interest in, AT MOST, friendship. When you are in her labu range, you will find yourself being showered with fan art, hearts, and hugs. From there, it'll progress to sex and then you are trapped. Her love is as big as her breasts, it's unstoppable and will just keep growing. If she finds that she's bored with a relationship or wants to get in another, She'll force the canon do something to upset her or just create another clone. In rare cases, the Kaoru AUs will meet and their mating calls will clash, causing one huge Orgy. There was even an incident where she shipped herself with her & the Warden's son.

Most of her ships with canons are completely out of character, The canons are turned into mushy sues themselves who's only goals are to appease the queen of sugoi desuin the most sappy anime way possible.

Fandoms Kaoru has been in:

Homestuck, Batman, Pokemon,Final Fantasy, Hanna is not a boy's name,Ghost Trick, Venture Brothers, TinTin, SuperJail, professor Layton, Lupin, Pheonix Wright Ace Attorney, Sayuki, Gundam, Ouran, & RHPS.

The list is most likely endless since Kaoru is so sugoi dated back that she probably did it with Jesus & the Dinosaurs. Along with that, she has also been on hundreds of Social / networking sites with hundreds of clones, collecting up all the canon and labus she can get. From Gaia to Tumblr. Kaoru will change her character only a little bit to suit whatever the fandom is. Ehether it's a slight change how her name is spelled or making her tits bigger to find a mate of the week.

Kamora.

The Homestuck version of Kaoru. She is the supposed more classier slut version. She has pink hair and makes out with everyone & anything, but doesn't blubber over Japanese phrases like her other counterparts do. She started out as a mutant fantroll with incorrect blood and 3 horns ( her cowlick was the 3rd horn.go figure) who shipped herself with Eridan, Calliope, Vriska and a handful of fantrolls before getting so butthurt that she made her character into a Carapace who of course exiled herself over ~LOVE~ and now ships herself with every single one of The Felt & Midnight Crew. She once again got sobutthurt because of some Meanie faces that she turned her character into even more of a sue by making her some human who was disfigured by acid; Meaning she's absolutely gorgeous beyond white splotches and pixie cut hair under a pink wig.

Don't ever offend the Suethor

typical suethor reaction. One cannot talk bad about Kaoru ever, that is blasphemy. Even the smallest of critiques because she will take it badly. Remember that Kaoru is the most sugoi character known in existence. Her kira kira will shine above all and if you don't like it, she will welcome you to suck her dick. The suethor makes that very clear how great her character is and doesn't care if you don't like one thing about her, even if it doesn't make sense to the fandom she has joined.

She will throw a hissy fit, block everything or shut everything down, then turn herself into the victim so her fanclub will come to her rescue and bitch out anyone who has offended the great Kaoru. She will then delete any criticism on her blog to show only a shower of compliments she received from her over-reaction so she'll look like an innocent flower. If you don't rp with or talk to her, she will claim how lonely she is and will go emo until someone feels bad enough to rp with her. If you compliment her, she'll get all modest and beg for more attention for someone to like her.

Her causing so many fits has also gained her a reputation of being a whiny attention whore, which is why a lot of fandoms have turned their back on her and why she is on so many marysue blogs and forums. Whenever someone spots a new Kaoru on their site, they just block and run. No character or creator is every safe. She is a 16-year-old girl stuck in an almost 30 year old woman's body who would most likely ship herself with Chris-chan.

Spot the sue on the blogs

Mary Sue blog 7..jesus christ

Mary Sue blog 8.THERE.

The evolution of shipping Gallery

Am I Kawaii Desu, nee~?<3! About missing Pics

"Nii's a dirty dirty man.Lookit his face.He doesn't love -just- her ears.>D"
"Yuka and a Sanzo plushie n.n
"Nyaa~ I'm so tired now. X3Hakkai/Yuka. Something like a Friends Only banner on lj."
Can't forget about destroying canon for the sake of shipping
"based on a Zel & Amelia eyecatch from Try~Zel's secretly a rockstar. ooh <3"
now she's an idoru in Ouran.
Lupin too?
Because everyone has to ship with L."Hey Encyclopedia Dramatica. I dare you to post this on your failure of a site. >3" challenge accepted.
Her latest labu, the Warden.
Chestpillows
nothing's hotter than hitting on your own son.
moar boob focus.
booooobz
boobs could be bigger.
yes this is Kaoru & Dr.Frank-N-Furter. PROBLEM, NEE?
What kinda of fetish does this classify as?
..This one too.
DOUBLE BOOBZ
NOODZ
ANATOMY
ALL THE ANATOMY
Remember that one greasy fat henchmen from Venture bro? yeah, neither do I.
Showing off her tits by accident.
Neko neko nyan OPPAI
Making out with her manager and guardian, is that legal? She's the lawyer in one au or another, she would know.
SUGOI TURORRU
more accidental noodz
Typical interaction with sugoiturorru and uncanon-canon.
LET'S
SHIP
ALL
THE
HOME
STUCK
DAT ASS
NIPS
NAKIE
PUTS SOME CLOTHES ON, WOMAN.AND FIX THAT ANATOMY.