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Katawa Shoujo

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HOLY SHIT you can fuck misha on shizune's route, lilly and shizune are related, and kenji isn't a virgin!!!1
The title for this bishoujo-style visual novel.
You find 5 real world cripples as attractive as these and I'll give you a prize.

Katawa Shoujo ("Cripple Girls") is a dating sim created by a development group consisting almost entirely of former 4channers. Like all dating sims, the goal of the game is to synthesise a relationship with a girl, because the player does not have the social skills required to do so in the real world. What makes Katawa Shoujo stand out from the rest of perverse games enjoyed by manchildren with an undying respect for all things Japanese (although there is nothing Asian about Katawa Shoujo) is the fact that it takes place at a school for disabled adolescents, and thus the girls in the game are all broken in some fashion.

Disabilities dealt with include:

Being a visual novel, the gameplay consists of large blocks of text moving over alternating images. Essentially a very large powerpoint presentation, but with a storyline. Pressing TAB speeds up the text by a fuckload, so you can skip most of it. Katawa Shoujo also has an amazing soundtrack composed of midi loops played for hours on end until the music changes in the next scene.


Major Characters

Hisao Nakai

The prototypical angst-ridden teen, devoid of all memorable personality. He was shipped off to a school made specifically for physically crippled people due to having Arrhythmia, which caused him to have a heart attack when a girl admitted to him that she liked him. Now that he's out of hospital, Hisao must learn to conform with living among nature's mistakes. The player utilizes him to interact with the rest of the cast, and his idea of "helping" a girl is to pry into their personal life like a jealous girlfriend and make the girls' life a whole lot worse before it gets better. A small running gag in the game is the one strand of hair on his head which apparently doesn't stay down.

His heart condition is bad enough to attend a special school for physically crippled people, described by Rin as sounding like a drunk percussion orchestra, but not quite bad enough to prevent him from doing the horizontal hula with any of the animu princesses in the game.


Emi Ibarazaki

Gameplay with Emi

A legless girl whose confidence, self reliance, hyperactive, and perky personality is enough to give anyone who plays this game a continually lasting migraine. She apparently has a trademark "pout" which is described by Hisao as looking like a "sad puppy". She is the obligatory "foody" of the game, the type who eats a shitload of food but never ever gains any weight, but is also one of those types who's self conscious about her height. Apparently having prosthetic limbs doesn't make you any taller than when you had real ones.

Whilst going down her route, Hisao embraces her deviant personality, or lack thereof, as she continually forces him to take up running with her every morning and have lunch on the roof with her and Rin on occasion. Naturally, love blossoms between the two and they begin to get closer to one another, eventually dry humping each other on Emi's bed while she's straddling him, then have sex a couple of times. After running every morning with Hisao, her legs become infected. Scared that the Nurse will take her legs away again, she refuses to see him. She eventually does though, loses them anyway and becomes wheelchair-bound. They hang out at the race track, where she lures him to the track shed where they try out anal, the results of which reveal that she obviously doesn't wipe properly. Afterwards, she becomes a recluse and tells him that she wants time alone to focus on schoolwork, while revealing that she's become a slut to his dick when she tells him that she's trying hard not to pounce on him. When they talk again, she then claims that she "won't rely on anyone" which activates Hisao's "needy little faggot" mode, which constantly asks questions and gets confused whenever Emi still shows her usual affection towards him. Regardless, she invites him to her home, but then pretends to leave to go to the toilet, but goes into the kitchen. Hisao either confronts Emi directly or questions her mother, which results in him getting kicked out by Emi or leaving.

If you find yourself down the Bad route, Hisao breaks up with Emi and tries to win her back, but to no avail. If you go down the Good route, all lost hope is restored as Hisao's nagging at Emi to tell Hisao what's wrong with her ultimately ends with her taking him to her dad's grave, where she suddenly has verbal diarrhea and we all learn of her reclusive personality due to the death of her father and her inability to put the past behind her. They then proceed to perform the dance routine for the fourth time. The end.

Hanako Ikezawa

Awww, isn't it cute?

The quiet, purple-haired, timid, book-reading, chess-playing and billiards-playing girl whom thousands of lonely weebs masturbate over because she's so kawaii. She has horrific burns on the right hand side of her body and has social anxiety because of it, running away from the slightest bit of interaction anyone has with her. She has no friends apart from Lilly, experiments with food which often makes it inedible, and the two are often seen scissoring each other in the empty unused room they use during lunch. She also enjoys playing chess, but sucks because according to Shizune & Misha, she doesn't take it seriously enough. While doing Lilly's route, she grows some balls and joins a newspaper club, makes some friends and goes travelling with one of them.

When going down her route, Hisao begins to latch onto Lilly and Hanako like a social parasite, while helping Lilly with the odd class rep duties. In the early parts of the story, Hisao spends time with the pair, plays some chess, sips tea in an empty teahouse, goes shopping with Hanako for food, sampling her cooking without dying and experiences his first boner when Lilly invites him to her room for tea and seeing them in their pyjamas. Hanako tells Hisao the basics of what happened to her after she tells him that she found out about his heart, in a sort of "I'll show you mine if you show me yours" kind of way. Eventually, Hisao goes with Lilly to town to get her a birthday present each. Back at school, after being thrust into grouping up with Shizune, Misha and Hisao to work on a class project and not shutting the hell up between them long enough to notice that Hanako was having a Catatonic attack, but she's fine afterwards. Lilly calls Hisao to talk to him about the incident and her leaving for Scotland, having to push up the birthday party for Hanako where they give her presents to her. Akira arrives to give them free wine, where they proceed to get shitfaced. A drunk Hanako is carried to her bed where she attempts to have drunk sex with him, but he turns her down and puts her in bed. Then they all go to bed in their own rooms, ready for the obligatory walk of shame the next day. The day before Lilly leaves for Scotland, she invites Hisao out to a Jazz club where Hisao and Hanako continue to circle-jerk each other on their individual disabilities and pasts over a game of Billiards, a completely normal topic of conversation to talk about when out on the town. On the event of her birthday, she becomes a hermit.

Depending on the choices you make, you find yourself at the either Bad Ending, where he forcibly enters her room and she blows up in his face when he tries to pry her out. The Neutral Ending, where he still visits her room and treats her like a Downs patient, but they just end up playing chess. Or the Good Ending where he backs off and give her some space, she eventually comes out of hiding, he then visits her and shows her his scar. The next day they meet up in town, where they circle-jerk each other even more about their shitty pasts and he gets a shitty thing for her phone and when they get back to school, she shows him her scars in return for showing his. Being the fucktard that he is, Hisao sees it as a greenlight for sex and judging by her facial expressions during the sex scene it's seemingly against her will. The day after, things get awkward, but they eventually sort shit out by causing a public disturbance, spouting some shit about "he might go away if she was only someone to protect" and because she didn't know he liked her like she liked him, and vice versa. It's also when she reveals that she locked herself in her room because she doesn't want people fussing over her on her birthday, and not because she blames herself for her parents' deaths like everyone had been led to believe, and they live happily ever after. The end.

Oh and Gimme the Chocolate, Hisao!

Lilly Satou

Not fanart.

A tall, blind, blonde-haired blue-eyed girl who is a quiet and refined young woman and is almost always seen sipping tea. She's the class representative of her class, is distantly related to Shizune. The two hate each other because their dads do. Or at least, Shizune hates Lilly and Lilly puts up with her shit. She apparently looks foreign by Japanese standards, and she reveals she has some Scottish heritage, you can't really tell the difference though, because she's an animu chick. She is bilingual, as she can speak English and Japanese, and can also read English Braille.

When going down her route, the opening part of the story is essentially the exact same as Hanako, except if you chose to go to town rather than the Library, the story focuses on Lilly. The early part of Lilly's story mostly just consists of her finding out what Hisao looks like based on touch ultimately resulting in a blind person's equivalent of a crush, dealing with how she can't go shopping on her own, and how she requires books imported in Braille. She and Hisao go on what is essentially a date in the local town centre to buy presents for Hanako, where they meet Lilly's sister Akira and Shizune's crossdressing shota brother, Hideaki. Later, Hisao is invited to Lilly's room for tea and each give their presents to Hanako. Akira shows up and gives them free wine, and then leaves. The three get shitfaced. Instead of carrying Hanako to her room and trying to have drunk sex with him, all three spend the night in Lilly's room, waking up with hangovers and (once again) going through the obligatory walk of shame. Some time later, the three have lunch on the roof which just so happens to be where Emi and Rin have lunch. How delightfully amusing! But Hisao has his first of many heart murmurs. She then goes to Scotland for a week. In that time he becomes a needy little faggot and has to deal with Hanako on his own. When she comes back, she invites him go join her and Hanako to Summer house. It's here that the entire "good girl" facade is thrown entirely out the window, as after he has his second heart murmur and she admits she has feelings for him, she then proceeds to fuck him. Twice. Once on the floor, and again in the bathroom the morning before they leave, both times getting creampied and doesn't fall pregnant, apparently being on the pill. Next snip of the story is boring. Long story short: we find out that Shizune and Lilly used to be friends, Misha had brown long hair and Akira's revealed that she's going to Scotland permanently. Later, Lilly shlicks in front of him while he's blindfolded, with which the proceeding sex almost causes him to have yet another heart attack, so that shit must've been good. Hisao later finds out from Akira that Lilly's going back to Scotland with her, permanently. Leaving Hisao on his own.

On the day she has to leave, he chooses to go after her, or not. If you found yourself at the Neutral route, he wallows in self-pity and doesn't go after her. On the good route, he mans up, calls himself an idiot and leaves for the airport. When he eventually does, he sees Lilly and Akira, and then... CUE THE CONVENIENTLY PLACED PLOT DEVICE!He has a heart attack from all the running. He wakes up in a hospital and she's there. They BAWWW together and live happily ever after. The end.

Rin Tezuka


She's kinda emo

A red-haired armless girl who has a unique way with words. She uses her feet to accomplish every day tasks such as eating and painting, but she can't dress herself and relies on Emi to do that for her. She rarely eats much, and wears a boy’s uniform because she doesn’t want dudes peeking up her skirt when she uses her feet to do menial tasks and while painting, because you know how sick the Japanese are. While she lacks a real emotional threshold and is always spouting random shit, most of her story revolves around how she's depressed because she doesn't know who she is nor can find the right words to describe how she feels. Lolwut?

You go down Rin's route as a last resort, after being distant towards every other girl in the story. Hisao hangs out with Rin at her mural of... whatever the fuck it is, and after getting lectured by Kenji about the "vast feminist conspiracy", Hisao gets invited to the roof by Emi and surprise surprise, all three aren't aware that they've met each other already. After going shopping with Lilly, they meet Rin in town, who doesn't even know why the fuck she was there. They get back to school and she suddenly realises that she's behind schedule on her mural, by which time Lilly points out the obvious and tells Hisao that she's "Unique". Some time later he's roped into helping Emi be a pack mule for Rin's painting shit, but she then fucks off to fetch some paint and never comes back. It's at this point that Hisao begins overexamining everything Rin does, at least until a wild Art teacher appears who babbles some shit about her being his protégée. On the day of the school festival, after getting lectured by Kenji about thwarting snipers and building a fort to keep girls away, or something, Hisao finds Rin at her mural, which is now finally finished, so he sits down with her. It ends with her pissing blood out her vagoo and running off to find Emi to share tampons. She comes back and they continue doing fuck all. They both fall asleep, he wakes up to find that fireworks are going off and she's fallen asleep on him. He turns into a love-lorn faggot just before she leaves and being the creepy stalker that he is, he then joins the art club despite not liking art. The first excercise he does when he joins is to draw someone else in the class, and surprise surprise, he pairs up with Rin. Rin's picture of him apparently looked "grim" while his of her looked like absolute shit. Afterwards, they keep "bumping" into each other, and get into a conversation about his fucked up heart, the fact that she ate an orange and asking why the picture she drew of him "looked so grim", where he realises that he just needs to cheer the fuck up from time to time. Some time later, Nomiya the art teacher approaches Rin after an art session, and offers her the chance to display her work in an art gallery. Being the fucktard-who-can't-say-no as she is, says she thinks about it then goes to the forest and visits a specific tree she named the "Worry Tree" to think about shit, because that's totally normal. At the next art session, Nomiya presses Rin for a decision about the art gallery, and Hisao does the usual fucktarded thing and says something that makes her leave the room either in disgust or worry, whether it be unintentionally taking the piss out the fact that she doesn't have arms, or saying that he's going to get very very angry. It's all forgotten on their next encounter though, when it pisses it down with rain after being forced to go on a picnic with both her and Emi, which causes Emi to become bedbound with a cold the next day. He and Rin talk about shit on the roof which ends in a hug. The next day, she catches a cold, so Hisao visits her and CUE THE HALF NAKED CHICK! he experiences his very first boner. He finds out that he took an entire bottle of cold pills and a pointless conversation ensues. Just as he's about to leave, she kisses him. The next day, when she's not a prime rape target, she takes him to a hill full of Dandelions, where she completely spills everything that's on her mind, which is a little overwhelming, but ultimately comes to the decision that she'll agree to the art gallery. Hallelujah! Then Nomiya, Rin and Hisao get to the gallery to meet the gallery owner called Sae Saionji, who evaluates her work. After telling Rin that she's got no proper theme to her work, Rin's accepted anyway and given the gallery's workshop. Hisao visits her at the workshop, where he admits he likes her and is instantly rejected but continues to visit her while overthinking everything she does and feeds her a few thousand oranges. Later, outside the gallery Sae and Rin come to the decision that Rin's theme would be "Nameless", afterwhich Rin asks Sae for some cigarettes, a minor's equivalent of weed, no doubt. They both smoke and he, as usual, overanalyses the rising smoke going towards the workshop's skylight and compares it with the "distance" between them both. She reveals that she has artist's block, and Hisao jumps at the chance to pry her out and go for a walk. When they get back to the gallery, she tells him to fuck off for a while but lets him touch her so he touches her cheek. The next day, we're back at the art gallery where we find out that Rin is pretty much no different to Sae's late husband, who painted himself to death. At the workshop, Rin is performing a no-armed person's equivalent of masturbating, involving sitting down and grinding herself against the floor. He hugs her and then proceeds to finger her. Afterwards they both fall asleep, but they have an arguement the next morning.

Go down the bad route, Hisao shouts at her for having little to no connection to the world and everything around her and pushes her for an explanation about what she's thinking. When she doesn't give a response, he storms away like a little pussy. Go down the Neutral route, Hisao gets too pissed off with her to shout at her, so doing what any normal human being would do, he leaves. Nearly a week later, she goes to his room and invites herself in where he shouts at her for the same reason as the bad route. He visits her at the gallery opening where she has a mental breakdown. After much prodding from Hisao, she goes back in looking pissed off and he gets completely ignored. Vacation starts but he doesn't have anyone to hang round with. He finds Emi, who says she's not in her room but the ensuing conversation reveals that she might be a little gay for Rin. At the art gallery, Rin avoids Hisao by lying about going for a walk, but he stalks her anyway. They go for a walk in the rain, talk about how she wants someone to understand her and hoped that he would but doesn't, then she tells him she's got a scholarship in art in Tokyo. He gets pissed off, but eventually they "hug" and they go their seperate ways. If you go down the Good route, after the mental breakdown, she decides to run away from the art gallery. He finds her in the classroom she uses to sleep in, and convinces her to talk to Nomiya which results in him blowing a fuse. They then talk about shit, mostly about how she can't expect people to understand what she's thinking and he takes her to her dorm room. The next day, she turns up at his door soaked from walking in the rain, and they have makeup sex. She then takes him to the hill of Dandelions which have now matured into seeds. The end.

Shizune Hakamichi

That's right, she gives none.

A blue-haired bespectacled chick who is a deaf-mute. The only way she can communicate with people is either through Misha, writing what she wants to say down on a notepad or with anyone else who learned Sign language. She's the competitive bitch with far too much Unwarranted self-importance and believes that the only way to gain power is through dictatorship, which is the reason she doesn't have any friends apart from Misha. She hates Lilly with a passion mostly because of their differing beliefs regarding how to obtain "power". Shizune's route is also by far the longest route in the game with the least amount of options, making it the most boring.


If you go down her route, the main story really begins with Hisao hanging around Shizune and Misha reguarly. He gets invited to have tea with them at The Shanghai and is blackmailed into doing slave labour for the Student Council which ends in him assembling food stalls, grabbing some supplies from the art room and doing paperwork. It's also the first time that he decides to learn sign language for the sake of having a conversation with Shizune without Misha hanging off her arse-hole like a butt-nugget. After a hard day's work at the Student Council, and after being lectured by Kenji about the vast feminist conspiracy, Hisao is met by Shizune and Misha who invited themselves into his dorm room, but when prodded about his medications he has the option of throwing them out on their arses or avoiding the subject completely, like a pussy. Neither option really affects the outcome of the route though. Eventually, Hisao finally realises that the Student Council consists of just Shizune and Misha. A little time passes and not much happens, although the trio do visit The Shanghai again to drink some tea that people died for. The ensuing conversation somehow ends in a climactic battle of wills coupled with paranoia, and an oblivious Misha is left to pay for everything. Back at the school, Hisao's roped into doing more Student Council shit. They finish at dusk and order a Chinese, where Hisao learns the sign language for "Omelette", "Dumplings", and "3685" from Misha. On the day of the festival, Hisao decides to grab a bite to eat and "out of impulse" decides to see what Kenji is up to, while also imagining him doing something like this. He yaps on about snipers and curtains, then about the Student Council being run by feminists then fucks off. Hisao then encounters Shizune and Misha, where they tell him he needs to knock dolls off of pedestals because they refuse to throw any, but not without shoving junk food down his throat like a thanksgiving turkey first. Not much happens for a while after that: Hisao almost has another of his trademark heart attacks, sees some fireworks, and after a failed attempt at conversation with Shizune without Misha around, decides for the first time to learn sign language full-time. Kenj ropes Hisao into getting a package from the post office, but not without having one of his trademark ramblings, even going so far as to claim World War III will involve feminists and a post-apocolyptic future with men as slaves while feminists rule the Earth, like some sort of fucked up Dystopian Amazonian future.


After picking up a cardboard box, he bumps into Shizune outside the Shanghai, which marks the first time Shizune actually has any dialogue besides "...", but everything she says is in FUCKING SQUARE BRACKETS! The entire trip is ended with a competition involving carrying the box which ends up with her losing and having to carry it... after their fingers touch! So kawaii! Another day, Hisao learns more sign language, but is then roped to play games in the Student Council room where they're about to have a three-way chess match when Hanako wanders in requesting an ID card, but somehow is forced to play chess instead. Then speed chess. And then runs away at the notion of another game she'll most likely lose. Another competition breaks out over fuckin' bread, with rock, paper, scissors which somehow ends in a 17-streak draw. Eventually they just break it in half, rendering the whole ordeal pointless. Misha talks to Hisao about taking a few days off on preparing for an upcoming festival to catch up with schoolwork, where she drops the bomb that Shizune already knows that he's learning Sign language and completely loses it, but gives up anyway and lays back and accepts it. While assembling some stalls for the festival, Hisao has his first real conversation with Shizune without Misha shoving her head up her rectum. Hallelujah! Then A Wild Lilly appears and they have a deaf-mute vs. blind person slanging match again which, obviously, doesn't go anywhere.


Some more time passes where not much happens, so fast forward to the Tanabata festival, one of your generic over-the-counter and late-at-night festivals involving girls in yukatas that weebs seem to love, although Misha leaves early. Hisao asks Shizune out and she accepts. He then invites himself along to her house when she tells him that she'll be gone for the week. The three arrive at Shizune's, and Hisao encounters the crossdressing shota brother, Hideaki, who apparently has the same competitive streak as she does. Inside the house is Lilly and Akira, and Shizune and Lilly were once again at each other's throats while Akira doesn't seem to give a shit. Out of the blue, Shizune and Akira decide to go fishing after Hisao plays with a fishing rod, and all six are dragged along to a nearby lake where they catch some fish to eat. After being babysitted by Hideaki and being chewed out by Shizune for taking him to a nearby park, Hisao meets Jigoro: Shizune's and Hideaki's dad, a Chuck Norris ripoff with a blue hawaiin shirt and a katana. He starts out nice, but begins to rant after being asked what his job is and how he got the house, thinking Hisao as a tax man's son. He goes completely apeshit and bitches and whines about everything and everyone that isn't him. Next day, after teaching Hideaki a little sign language, Jigoro appears and bitches about his autobiographer, about how they haven't turned up and slags off everyone in the victinity. Misha and Shizune appear, and Misha somehow gets caught up in a shouting match with Jigoro, where Shizune and Hisao sneak off. Hisao just so happens to perfectly fall on top of her on the sofa, before running away like a little bitch. Shizune follows him and ties him to a chair, where she proceeds to rape him until he gives her a creampie, and afterwards the whole event is never mentioned again by either of them. After Hisao returns to the school, he receives a letter from Iwanako, which Kenji lays some (strangely good) bro-vice about dealing with women and reveals a bit about his past life with an ex girlfriend. Hisao hangs out with Shizune and Misha at the Student Council room, where they plan upcoming elections, or rather ways to save cash so they can afford pizza at the end of it, like a trooper. Hisao and Misha go for a meal at The Shanghai and talk about how Shizune pushes people away when she gets wrapped up in Council work. After class, Hisao is wrapped up in doing yet more Council work, which somehow ends up with playing Shogi (the bastard child of your usual game of Chess and a generic Tower Defense game, of Japanese origin), for a Cinnamon bun which ends in a draw. Out of nowhere, Shizune asks Hisao if Misha is angry at her, and further reveals they "kind of had some sort of fight", but doesn't know what she's done wrong. Hisao encounters Yuuko who asks him to return his books, then asks him to look after the Library while she goes on an errand. He does, and a Wild Kenji appears who rants about how feminists kicked him out of his dorm room, and further reveals that he needs to catch up on reading books or he fails Literary Studies, while comparing a dictionary to their ancestors' equivalent of porn, making out like ancient Japan was ruled by an army of horny William Shakespeares. Misha and Yuuko arrive from their "meeting", to put up posted in the Library for the elections. Later, Hisao visits Shizune at the Student Council office, where apparently she's finished all the work. The ensuing conversation reveals that she "wants to leave something behind for people to remember her by". Misha appears and they all have a take-away. Misha follows Hisao back to his dorm room, and talks about how "the happier Shizune gets, the more depressed she feels", then comes onto Hisao.

This is the only significant choice throughout the entire story, and that's choosing to either "comfort" Misha or reject her. If you fuck her, it leads you down the Bad route and things get awkward between the three of them: Hisao begins skipping classes trying to avoid Shizune and Misha, Misha admits she's gay for Shizune and how she learned Sign Language for her, is jealous of their relationship, and how Shizune brings people close to her then "shuts them out". Hisao and Shizune arrange a picnic but Misha refuses to go, leaving them on their own. Jigoro and Hideaki visit Shizune and invites Shizune on a family vacation, but refuses, and Hisao invites Misha for food at the Shanghai, where he has a heart-to-heart with Misha about "friendship". Cute. And finally, Shizune, who never actually finds out that you cheated on her, breaks up with you. The end. Rejecting Misha leads you down the Good route, where pretty much the exact same happens, except Misha apologizes and thanks Hisao for rejecting her, and instead of Shizune breaking up with you, Kenji arrives at Hisao's dorm room complaining about his mail not arriving when Shizune appears. Lulz ensues, but Kenji fucks off and they head up to the roof, where Shizune reveals that Misha suddenly got over her depression and cheered the fuck up. They're then seen lecturing two girls running for the next Student Council. When Misha fucks off and sun sets, they fuck on the floor. And then a desk. The rest of the story basically talks about the end of school and everyone's happy. The end.

Shiina “Misha” Mikado

SPOILER ALERT. Oh, too late. WAHAHAHAHA~

The pink-haired air-headed asspie that hangs around with Shizune and translates everything via sign language that's being said in the immediate area for Shizune's conveniance, even if Shizune isn't around. She doesn't have her own route, but she appears a lot on Shizune's route. She apparently doesn't know how to control the volume of her voice, especially while laughing. Misha's original hair colour was brown and was down to her arse. You'd be forgiven for thinking that she looks like Kasane Teto, provided you know who the fuck she is. WAHAHAHAHA~

She appears a lot during Shizune's route, and you find out that stairs make her dizzy, she falls asleep a lot, she doesn't know know to ride a bike, she wants to be a sign language teacher and she fuckin' loves parfait. It's also implied that she's got absolutely nothing physically wrong with her at all, when she mentions that the school only allowed her in because of her choice of career in life, as well as a discount on the school's tuition fees. For some reason. She has a majorly gay thing for Shizune, who was the reason she learned Sign Language in the first place. When Misha admitted to Shizune that she liked her, she was instantly rejected. She cuts her hair and loses the drills, making her look like the dyke that she is. She gets depressed near the end of the story because of her jealousy of Shizune's and Hisao's relationship and for some reason makes sexual advances on Hisao, which you can either accept or reject. If you choose to fuck her, it leads you down the bad ending. But it's really more of a Win ending, as Shizune never finds out that you cheated on her.


Minor characters

  • Iwanako: A black-haired girl somewhat resembling Hanako whose face is never seen. She's the original slag of Hisao's life before she "confesses" to him in some woods before when has his heart attack. She sends him a letter in every single story, which is read by Hisao which basically says that she's sorry for not "being there for him" and that she's moved on and hopes he does as well. He reacts accordingly depending on the relevance of the situation, but he mostly acts like a depressive little bitch. Some dipshits actually want her to have a route even though the whole point of the game is to meet, befriend and sleep with a girl with a physical disability, hence the title of the fucking game.
  • Yuuko Shirikawa: Freckled and bespectacled 20-something year old with the biggest tits in the game, with the exception of Emi's mother. She works 2 jobs, one in the school library and the other in a tea restaurant called The Shanghai, to pay for her University's tuition fees. Whenever she appears, she shows signs of being mentally unstable, almost always bordering on having a panic attack as well as apologising for stupid shit. As mentioned before,, it's hinted that she dated and fucked Kenji at least once.
  • "Nurse": His name's never revealed, but to be honest nobody really gives a shit what it is. He is the kind of guy that would brofist you when he sees signs of having fucked Emi, but could also cut your bollocks off for not keeping up with your daily light excercise routine. He has a bigger role in Emi's route seeing as he knows the Ibarazaki family personally, and he's totally nailing Emi's mother.
  • Akio Mutou: Hisao's, Hanako's, Misha's and Shizune's teacher. Passionate about science, but apparently makes little to no sense and is wrapped up in his own little world most of the time. He seems to take a liking to Hisao and refers to him as his "Star pupil".
  • Shinichi Nomiya: A Gary Glitter lookalike who appears in Rin's route. Crazy about art to the point of obsession, he pretty much forces Rin to do his bidding, thrusting her into the limelight by displaying her works at an art gallery, while she doesn't have the balls to speak up against it. He's described at one stage as "looking at Rin like a hungry wolf", so there's definitely some ulterior motive there. But whatever it is, it never happens.
  • Sae Saionji: The chainsmoking gallery owner who knows Nomiya who appears in Rin's route. She promotes underage smoking and is also the one who gave Rin the nickname "The little kitten". Her husband spent more time painting shit than keeping himself sustained with food and banging her on a desk, and eventually painted himself to death. Forever Alone.
  • Hideaki Hakamichi: Shizune's cross-dressing faggot shota brother, who appears in both Shizune's and Lilly's routes. He's described as the result of a "scientific process of sucking out all the hypractive, infuriating and childish qualities of a small child and implanted them into the dad, creating a raging jerk dad, and leaving behind Hideaki". He has the habit of trapping people in an endless spiral of awkwardness, by asking a question which leads to more questions, so a straightforward conversation never happens. The character as a whole is about as interesting as watching anti-vandal paint dry.
  • Jigoro Hakamichi: Shizune's dad, who appears solely in Shizune's route. He seems to think of himself as a stone-cold badass who doesn't give a fuck about what anyone else thinks, even if his opinion is wrong. He's essentially a cheap Chuck Norris ripoff but with a blue hawaiin shirt and a katana. He hates sweater vests, which is unfortunate for Hisao. He apparently enjoys eating bear liver, even though it's toxic. It also seems that he isn't aware that Shizune's deaf & mute, as some of his ramblings involve her not talking to him.
  • Aoi & Keiko: Two n00bs running for the "next" Student Council, who only appear in Shizune's Good route. They got more than they bargained for when they asked if Shizune was taking her job too seriously, in the form of an hour-long lecture. Facepalm
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This is pure fucking genius.

Development and drama

The KS forum also has its own brand of meta-fail: a fanart/fanfiction section where the devs show their own form of appreciation for their fanbase.

The idea for the game came from a joke page drawn by the Eleven artist "Raita". When the page was translated and posted on 4chan's /a/ board, Anonymous loved the idea of a cripple-fucking game. They immediately started outlining the main plot, all-important "love" scenes, and lulzy bad ends. A thread was stickied, a development team was formed, and a dedicated forum was made so they could more effectively circle jerk.

Then the drama began. Members of the team would join and ragequit for various reasons. Some were fired for spending too much time fapping and not enough time working. The plot was written and re-written and the art was drawn and discarded rapidly. But at last, on 9/11 an early development version of the first part of the game was leaked and discussed on 4chan; still, much work remained.

The name "Katawa Shoujo" was also a boner of contention with the Japanese audience, since Katawa means "cripple" and is seen as derogatory. The name was kept, however, to stay in touch with the artistic vision and because it was "too late" to change it to something inoffensive.

During 2008, threads about KS would be quite frequently present on /jp/, causing much rage since the whole thing was considered to be a massive piece of vaporware, as well as many accusations of viral marketing by the game devs. This continues, to the point that now "being a KS dev" is a common accusation on /jp/.

In the spring of 2009, Act 1 of the game was finally released. After much nervousness about how the Japs would take a deliberate attempt to imitate their shitty games (as nerds are constantly seeking validation from one another), the Japanese reaction was neatly summed up in three words: "SUBS FUCKING WHERE?!?" Meanwhile, back in round eye-land, the feedback forum consists mainly of posts saying stuff like "this is the best visual novel I've ever played", which may be a sad commentary on the genre. It might, on the other hand, be an indication that the tastes of basement dwellers are best understood by other basement dwellers. Because the devs forget everything on the internet is forever, they frequently get butthurt when forum posters use dev blog entries and dev-commissioned fanart to spoil plot tweests, calling all the clues obvious trolls.

Moot also changed /jp/'s name from "Japan/General" to "Katawa Shoujo" for a day during early summer of 2009, presumably for the lulz.

Shortly after the demo release, a KS forum devianTard named mugenjohncel, allegedly a former artist turned millionaire businessman/importer/drug trafficker posted a beautiful drawing of one of the heroines tied to a chair and stabbed to death with a pencil, then got b& not for posting guro, but for asking if it could be put in the devs' own SUPER SPESHUL IMAGEDUMP SIET. Being filthy rich and unencumbered by a day job, mugen failed to bitch about it anywhere, instead going on to start his own Ren'Py game where you get to rape and murder a Mexican loli in the nuclear apocalpyse. This was, of course, him wanting to be exactly like 4LS despite the absence of a modern setting in Japan, teenage girls, disabilities, or a staff of infighting manchildren producing it:

<Delta_Kurshiva> http://jpproject.2ksite.com/heavy-metal-girl-madonna-episode-1-humble-origin--p1767.html#p1767
<Delta_Kurshiva> NRRRRRRR
<Blue123> MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGEEEEN
<Blue123> Mugen faggotry: Slavshit edition
<Delta_Kurshiva> hahaha, he's whining for japanese translation
<Blue123> I thought he said he doesn't want to be like us
<Delta_Kurshiva> "big plans" indeed
<Delta_Kurshiva> oh, he wants to be exactly like us
<Delta_Kurshiva> only, /jp/ and everyone in the world thinks he's fucking aseome
<Delta_Kurshiva> and... it's him. Not us.
<buckingham> do we even have a decent japanese translation effort
<Delta_Kurshiva> Haven't heard back from them yet
<Blue123> Nothing has happened there for about a week or two
<Delta_Kurshiva> I would like to put forward that the translators are fucking lazy.
<buckingham> damn mugen would shit himself with joy if he knew we had a daily event centered around talkibg about him

Fanbase

The fanbase consists of a bunch of L33t romantics, who play the demo despite there being no love making visually depicted. The full game will contain nudity and the sexings, but the developers promise an option that allows players to skip any portions of the game involving sex. Players bring up this option with their parents when trying to advocate why the game is beautiful, and why they are not total perverts for playing it. Lastly the fans of the game also enjoy arguing over which of the fucked up characters they consider to be their waifu, creating many lulz for really cool guyz (AKA fellow /v/irgins) viewing said ronery sadness. Some dedicated fans have been known to sever their own arms upon completion of the game.

Thinking about joining the Katawa Shoujo forums and discussing your favorite cripple girl? Please make sure you enjoy the following before proceeding: The forums are cesspools for Devs so far up their own assholes they believe everyone but themselves are trash, fucktarded users who post terrible photoshops and get their cocks sucked by the rest of the forum, and retards who write terrible fan fiction about the burn girl getting her charred cock sucked by the deaf girl.

If you enjoy all those things, a forums account may just be the thing for you!


Failart

  • A series of ways the player can meet his untimely death.
    A series of ways the player can meet his untimely death.
  • Even failed wrestlers wish to be the cripple girl.
    Even failed wrestlers wish to be the cripple girl.
  • That fag from Code Geass finally found his home. Hey, that dude in the back has a fucking cane. What is this a class of cripples or something?
    That fag from Code Geass finally found his home. Hey, that dude in the back has a fucking cane. What is this a class of cripples or something?
  • No burn victim on the planet would wear a bikini. Animu lies.
    No burn victim on the planet would wear a bikini. Animu lies.
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