Giovanna Plowman

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Tampon goes where?

16 year old Giovanna Plowman is a suburban teen with a lust for attention, and menstrual blood.

Last Thursday, our heroine showed her stones by suckling the menstrual blood and associated juices from a tampon, for attention and lulz.

A large portion of the Internet cheered this decision, and will monitor her descent into her new likely profession of crackwhore.

It is not clear what the reaction of her parents is.

Video

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Reaction

	“	@ItsGiovannaP Your deluded and disgusting!	„
	—[1], they're all pretty much like this

The Internet reacted with dismay, and with reaction videos. Oh look, here are some:

“   I'm really glad you're not trying to trick us into thinking you're faking eating a used tampon, cuz that would just be messed up   „       “   ewww..   „     Previous Video | Next Video

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  Reduce, reuse, recycle. Amirite?
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  A true puzzler
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  She is apparently doing it right

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Yes, but why?

	“	I think I deserve to be on the cast of #twilight.	„
	—https://twitter.com/ItsGiovannaP/status/295343829190602752, She totally does.

	“	I was hungry ok?	„
	—Giovanna, on why she sucked blood from a tampon

See also

• Attention whore
• Duckface
• Period
• Tampon
• The Two Worst Stories Ever Told
• Vampire

External links

• Giovanna Plowman article on The Huffington Post
• Giovanna Plowman article on Know Your Meme
•  ItsGiovannaP

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