Registration has been disabled and the moderation extension has been turned off.

Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.

Fantendo

From Encyclopedia Dramatica
This is an old revision of this page, as edited by imported>Gray at 05:07, 1 February 2013. It may differ significantly from the current revision.
Jump to navigationJump to search

Fantendo is a Fanon wiki created by a bunch of idiots who live in there parent's basement and Jerk off to Nintendo games. It's filled with a bunch of losers and geeks who write fan-fiction on there favorite Nintendo Franchises. A lot of which are fake games that they pretend are "real".

File:BasementDweller.png
Most Fantendo Users

The fanon was created by whoever the fuck made it, in 2000 something. It's main goal is to have users make there own games, characters and fan-fiction for a bunch of idiots who don't have a life to live to read. A majority of Franchises with Fan-Fiction depicted on the wiki are: Mario, The Legend of Zelda, Kirby, and Star Fox.

Origins

Fantendo was started sometime in the late 2000s, it was created by somebody who was obviously bored out of there mind for the Lulz. However, it turn out to be a big hit and spawned a huge fan base. However, unfortunately, a majority of it's users are giant fucking douchebags who criticize and make fun of it's users, especially n00bs.

File:FantendoLosers.png
Poor bastard, he visited Fantendo

Articles

A lot of it's users take there articles way too fucking seriously and actually pretend there real projects.

Characters

Made up characters are also used in Fantendo, the most popular being made up Koopa Children that should have aborted, such as one Koopa actually based on Lady Gaga.

If you made a character based on this... then you have no life to live.

Fan-Fiction

I WRITEZ STORIES!!!

Fan-Fiction stories are one of the most common things on Fantendo, Most being based on Nintendo games with only some original ones. A lot of them take the form of Summaries and are usually the same generic shit with the main character of there respected video games fighting in some nerd's fantasy.

Fan Games

Fan Games are another Fantendo trend in which some loser actually makes a made up game for a franchise he obsess over. They usually have a summary of the game's "story" and have galleries of obviously photoshop pictures they stole online. They also describe the game's controls and what consoles they where made for.

The usual Fantendo welcome
  • Sorastitch - Admin, likes to criticize others but never criticizes himself
  • Codweb - Admin, Somebody who likes to troll users for the Lulz.
  • Spark01 - A complete asshole who trolls people for there opinions.
  • Stelios7 - Possible creator of Fantendo.
  • Cloverfield Monster - Makes God-Awful Fan Games that don't even count as Failures.
  • Sonicwiki - Admin and Possible Rapist.
  • JesseRoo - Admin and even admitted that he would have sex with a Nintendo Character.
  • DarkPlanetPictures - An annoying little fuck who likes to get into other people's business.
  • Brochi - A stupid little bitch in need of good fuck.
  • NintendoChamp89 - Who really gives fuck about this guy?
  • 1337Doom - Seriously?
   
 
I don't actually know very many female video game characters I would actually want to "go out" with. I'd still have sex with them though.
 

 
 

—JesseRoo, Dude... Why?

  • Super Smash Bros. Movie - A fan-fiction that is a rip-off of the Avengers (2012 film) but with Nintendo Characters.
  • Majora's Mask 2: The Fierce Deity - Honestly could have been worse.
  • Nintendo Cinematic Universe - This is just sad, all horrible retelling of Nintendo Games.
  • Mario Kart 8 Wii U - Lame

Fantendo Power was an online magazine created to pay homage to Nintendo Power. The magazine included reviews, interviews, original character art, and information on upcoming games. However, the magazine only produced 1 Issue and was canceled because everybody where so busy making there own articles, that they forgot this existed.

Sometime in Fantendo's early years, n00bs would enter the site asking questions and at times giving negative feedback on some pages it's veteran users would make. This caused the admins to get butthurt and proceed to block and spam the user in question. usually proclaiming them to be trolls.

They would also at times even troll the users themselves, offend making them feel bad. Whenever a n00b would ask how something would work or how to create stuff like Headlines, There veteran users would insult and/or criticize the user

Pedobear's long lost Brother

Unten is a mascot created by Fantendo user Plumber in 2007. Unten was created as somebody's attempt at a Lulz moment however failed because he realized people liked it so much that they made Unten the mascot of Fantendo much to his dismay.

Unten is The last Beorn that first appeared in the article Fissure. Apparently he has the magical power to defeat Deities and nothing else because he's a waste of thought.

Unten looks very similar to the famous Pedobear, in which there both bears created by a sad nerd's fantasy who tends to wave and have a strange desire to be with children. This has yet to be confirmed by Fantendo users.

OH MY GOD!

Unten appears in a very wide amount of Fantendo fan games such as the Fantendo Heroes series, Fantendo Smash Bros., Fantendo: Wasteland, Fantendo: Playing War, and Zelda: Ura Gaiden

Quotes

   
 
YOU F*CKING IDIOT! WHY DID YOU DO THIS YOU F*CKING IDIOT?!!
 

 
 

—The common response to a N00b

   
 
You IDIOT! Your such a friggin' IDIOT!
 

 
 

—That's mature, isn't it?