BioShock Infinite

Infinite's story is very original and deep.

Bioshock Infinite is a first person shooter game with RPG elements for Xbox 360 and PC. It would be available for the PS3 as well, but as we all know, PS3 has no games.

While first person shooters are normally geared to be sold toWARDS males, the developer (Irrational Games) discovered when they put out BioShock and BioShock 2 that women, being essentially self-interested creatures, really like playing and talking about first person shooters if the game rewards you for protecting women and little girls. They also saw that now the more females play and talk about games, the more those games will be bought by men.

The BioShock universe involves multiple dimensions, time travel, super powers, and the story is needlessly pretentious, designed to make people want to talk about it (see: Kingdom Hearts and Inception).

Similar to its prequels, BioShock Infinite's story incorporates a reason why a city background does not have to be rendered, allowing them to have the game still run fast and allows them to put more attention to detail in things people normally look at closely at in video games, like faces.

Plot

10/10

The game takes place in 1912 as you play as a broke alcoholic named Booker hired to get a girl (Elizabeth) from a flying city. As you may have guessed, the game is a ten-hour long escort mission. During said ten hours you spend 100 percent of the time getting the fuck out of the city moving from one point to another, while some things do happen it is all literally pointless because the game does a complete recon killing you before the game starts. Confused? you have no fucking idea.

The Ending

Many gamers have tried to make sense the games ending. While most people see the game for what it is (being riddled with plot holes) it has not stopped some people from wasting there time by releasing videos, articles and even diagrams trying to explain this mess.

Clear and concise

Gallery

Here's some stuff for you if you're into girls with cut-off pinkies About missing Pics

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  This one is especially hot if your fetish happens to be incredibly weird dialogue that no real human being would ever say.
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  "You're welcome Daddy!"

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  Autism ahoy!

See Also

• Bioshock
• Chrono Trigger: A much better video game involving time travel

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