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Foodie Beauty = infected with GOTIS
You can help by not giving her any attention.


Foodie Beauty (Powerword: Chantal Olive Marie Sarault) is a fat, Gaynadian Youtuber who floods the internet with disgusting videos of her stuffing thousands of calories down her throat. She is a fan favorite on Kiwi Farms for more than just being a deathfat. She is known for oversharing her past escapades of having sex with random homeless men and her tendency to shit herself. She is also an impulsive liar. What's true and what's a lie? No one truly knows with Chantal.

A large portion of Chantal's content is mukbangs. Mukbangs are essentially just videos of people eating large amounts of food like absolute hogs. Mukbang videos were originally done by cute Korean girls but nowadays mukbang videos are dominated by gross obese white women and blacks. Chantal is extremely boring to watch and has no personality whatsoever besides her love for junk food. She is thought to be 40 k in tax debt and this is after her 2014 bankruptcy.

Chantal currently weighs around 450 pounds and is 5'1, giving her a BMI of 81. For comparison, that is roughly the same BMI as someone who is 6'0 and 600 pounds.

The only people who watch her videos are fat fetishists who get off to watching pigs stuff their faces with fast food or people who love to watch braphogs slowly eat themselves to death.

Average Foodie Beauty video

Aside from her weight and eating habits, She is known for being manipulative, slutty, and absolutely delusional.

Childhood

Anyone as morbidly obese as Chantal is bound to have a pretty fucked up childhood. Chantal's father was an alcoholic who abandoned the family shortly after she was born and as a result, Chantal is plagued with daddy issues. As a teen Chantal essentially did what she does today; seek attention, eat, and have sex. Her mother got sick of her antics and sent her to live in a group home with other troubled teens. In the group home, Chantal did a variety of drugs, fucked a variety of men, and ate a variety of fast food. Most people who weigh as much as her have been abused or suffered a traumatic event as a child and use food to cope with their depression. Chantal however, weighs this much because she is incredibly impulsive and is addicted to food.

Balding Beauty

Chantal admits that when she was a child, she faked a suicide attempt by pretending to have consumed an entire bottle of pills. After being rushed to the hospital, she got scared that the treatment would do something bad because there was nothing wrong with her, so she admitted that she lied and wasted everyone's time and money because she was not getting enough attention.

Love, Sex, Pizza

When Chantal isn't stuffing her face with Mcdonald's, she is stuffing it with cock. Despite looking like a hippo, Chantal has managed to whore herself out to countless guys over the years. Why anyone would want to put their cock in a 500-pound woman with severe emotional issues is beyond me. It's highly unlikely that the men she slept with were actually attracted to her, and were instead just looking for a convenient hole.

surprisingly she can walk

Pedos

Chantal claims that at the tender age of 15, she was fucking around with an alcoholic 21-year-old who had a pregnant girlfriend already. Even today Chantal is too stupid to realize that this person was clearly just taking advantage of her. As if that wasn't sad enough, this is the person she lost her virginity too. While doing this, Chantal also claims she was sleeping with a 38-year-old French dude and met up with a few other older men. The fact that she was willing to whore herself out to pedophiles says a lot about her mentality.

Big G

"Big G" is an individual Chantal met while in the group home, given his name he is most likely black. Chantal, being the manipulative cow that she is, decided to manipulate Big G by pretending to be interested in him so she could get free weed, although she was still "dating" the aforementioned 21-year-old pedophile. Chantal sees nothing wrong with manipulating people for drugs by the way. Anywho, one day the pedo found out about Big G and punched him in the face. Chantal felt bad for Big G, so they had secks.

Peetz

In her early 20s, Chantal began dating some nigga named Peetz (aka "James"). Peetz is a lonely aspie who redefines the term "pussywhipped" and remains by Chantal's side despite all the horrible things she has done to him. While dating Peetz, Chantal continued to meet up with random dudes for hookups. She was probably only with Peetz because she desperately craves attention from men and was never really interested in him, in fact, during their relationship Chantal would continue hooking up with random ass men. Like all morbidly obese white women, Chantal has a lust for African cock. After years of dating Peetz (they were actually engaged), she started fucking with countless black men until she found some jogger named Bibi. Peetz was so desperate to keep his pet whale, that he said he was ok with her fucking with Bibi while they were still together. Absolutely fucking pathetic. They broke up and Peetz is still friends with her to this day, and is willing to do anything to sniff her greasy panties or lick Bibi's cum off the bedsheets.

He and Chantal then became roommates AGAIN after the Bibi saga. Eventually, Chantal ran off to live with Nader. Meanwhile, Peetz desperately suicidebaits on YouTube to get Chantal's attention.

The Threesome Incident

The Threesome Incident is probably one of the most infamous stories in the Chantal Saga. Chantal was an avid user of IRC and frequently hooked up with men from there. One day she found a couple and decided to try having a threesome with them. After lying about her weight and identity (Something she has done before), Chantal went over to their house thinking that they would not notice that she was not who she claimed to be. When the couple found out that Chantal was actually an obese nymphomaniac, they chose to not have sex and Chantal ended up sleeping on their couch. It should be noted that Chantal believes she was rejected because of her weight and not because she flat-out lied about her identity. Chantal appears to genuinely believe that she did absolutely nothing wrong.

During the night, Chantal gets up to take a shit. While sitting on the toilet, she suddenly vomits all over the wall, then shits all over their floor. Woopsie. After that, she left the mess for them to clean up. By the way, she was dating Peetz when this happened.

Some random hobo

When mature adults get aroused in public, they try to ignore it until they get to the privacy of their home where they can masturbate. By now it should be clear that Chantal is not a mature adult by any means. After leaving a bar one night, Chantal was horny, and rather than going home and fisting her meaty vagina, she grabs some homeless guy and they fuck out in public at a lake. That's right, Chantal quite literally fucked a random stranger on an impulse. On the bright side, this makes her the first openly hobosexual YouTuber! This story is a testament to just how impulsive Chantal is.

If only you knew how bad things really were

Bibi

As mentioned before, Bibi is one of the many black men that she slept with. This one, however, is different as they actually dated. Things were off to a rocky start when she found out that Bibi was sleeping with random women, and was infuriated. Despite this, they remained together. After a night of hot secks, Chantal told Peetz that they were breaking up and made her relationship with Bibi official. At this point, she begins to upload her first videos to Youtube. After seven years of dating, Bibi and Chantal broke up. Chantal claims that Bibi wanted to have a child with her, but she wasn't ready (It is highly unlikely that the child would have survived anyway, given her weight). If you asked Bibi why they broke up, he would probably give you a much different story.

The face of the guy Chantal spends thousands per month on

Nader

Desperate for a morsel of male attention, Chantal scoured Plenty of Fish in 2021 for a suitable man (anyone that's not Peetz) and eventually found an Egyptian crackhead and convicted felon named Nader. This culminated in rough and degrading sex and coke binges. Chantal finally lost 60 pounds thanks to meth! Chantal's BPD addled mind flips between calling out Nader's abusive behavior and love bombing him while he looks visibly disgusted. Nader has been accused of beating her, hurting her cat, and threatening to kill her. All of this is to be taken with a grain of salt due to Chantal's compulsive lying. Despite all this, Chantal has talked about wanting to marry this guy. Chantal pays for all of Nader's expenses and all he has to do is bang the gunt every once in a while (and he usually can't even bring himself to do that). To date, the only gift he has brought home for Chantal is gonorreah from running around fucking everyone he lays his eyes on. Nader is now a full-time ogre sugar baby and spends his days making videos for his new YouTube channel. He knows he can treat Chantal like shit but you can take his unwarranted self-confidence down a notch or two down in live-action if you comment on his teeth or greasy hair on his live streams.

Weight loss and the Chantal Cycle

Anyone who, for whatever reason, binge watches Foodie Jewdie videos in order will notice that she is in a perpetual cycle of fail. Chantal has been trying, and failing, to lose weight for well over ten years now, and this is one of the reasons why her fans turned on her. After the first few failed diets, people stopped believing that she was serious about losing the weight and began to mock her relentlessly. Her views on weight loss are absolutely delusional, as she believes that she can lose weight while continuing to "mukbang". She has been to many nutritionists and dietitians in the past and has ignored all their advice because it would mean she would have to stop eating 10,000+ calories a day. She seems to believe that doctors who specialize in nutrition and obesity have no idea what they are talking about and that she is going to lose the weight her own way despite it never working in the past. Most of her attempts to lose weight last less than a month before she begins "going through a lot of stress" and starts having emotional meltdowns.

Chantal will make big plans about how she is going to lose weight FOR REALS THIS TIME. She starts eating healthy and exercising for a day or two, so far so good. Eventually, however, her cravings start to kick in which is inevitable with all weight loss attempts. Chantal has absolutely no impulse control, so she caves and uploads a mukbang video claiming that she is still following the diet off camera. Mukbang videos become more and more frequent and she begins to binge off-camera (assuming she ever stopped). Once people start criticizing her for once again failing to go through with a diet, she spergs the fuck out because she believes that she is being cyberbullied. After this, she magically begins going through a lot of stress and claims that she is going to leave Youtube forever only to return within a few days with a brand new diet and a plan to redeem herself.

Health

If you want to troll foodie beauty, then you better do it soon as she is probably not going to be alive within the next two years or so. Chantel has deluded herself into believing that she knows more about nutrition and health than doctors and that she has everything under control. She has repeatedly looked to pseudoscience for answers, including consulting a book written by medium. The book is titled "Medical Medium" and was authored by some nigga named Anthony William who believes that he can communicate with the "Spirit of Compassion". It is clear that she is willing to go to any length to get healthy, so long as it does not involve diet and exercise. Recently she was, to no one's surprise, diagnosed with Diabeetus. It is highly unlikely that this new diagnosis will be a wake-up call that she seriously needs to do something about her eating habits.

Her idea of dieting

In the past, she has had two massive ovarian cysts, and rather than going to the doctor to get them taken care of, she decided to go on a "water diet" which more than likely lasted less than a few hours. This is about as long as most diets last, one time she declared herself a vegan and then posted a video of herself eating chicken the next morning. By the way, this is not the last time she would lie about going vegan. She also developed a pulmonary embolism, which is to be expected when you have a BMI of over 80.

Her mental health is just as bad as her physical health. She has been diagnosed with Binge Eating Disorder (obviously), Severe Retardation Syndrome, and is hypersexual. As mentioned before, her biggest issue is how impulsive she is and this is really the root of her obesity and lifestyle. When she is hungry, her various medical problems, failing health, and closeness to death disappear into thin air while she orders a large pizza, 2 liter of Pepsi, and breadsticks. As mentioned earlier, this sort of impulsive behavior is also found when it comes to sex. When she is horny, she is willing to publicly have sex with some bum she found on the street and does not consider the possible consequences such as STDs, being arrested or him being dangerous.

The Farts, The Sharts, and The Shhhh

Watching Chantal is like watching a car accident but the accident is still going on and has been for 30 years.
The recipe for a typical foodie beauty video is pretty simple.
Step 1. Chantal orgasms' when taking a bite of gross looking slop
Step 2. Chantal goes SHHHHH randomly like someone with Tourette's syndrome
Step 3. Chantal farts/shits her pants and you can hear her audibly inhaling the fumes
Step 4. Chantal tells an embarrassing sex story
And pop it in the oven on 350 wait an hour and watch Chantal's fat ass eat it while creaming her elephant-sized panties.

The Farts

Chantal has a fart fetish but only if it's her own farts, she does videos for feeders and farts in them as well, now she associates farts with money, you can see it every time she lets one rip, her eyes sparkle and the sound of a cash register opens. The sounds that come out of the shameless and repulsive Chantal can only be compared to that of a dying horse. The reason Chantal has to find men from shit hole countries is that her house smells like a 3rd world shit hole, Bibi is used to chemical warfare, he's some kind of Muslim nigger so being in Chantal's shit smelling hovel smells like the rose garden at the white house.

The Sharts

One of Chantal's favorite things to do is to talk about her bowel movements, she also likes to talk about the times she accidentally shit her pants in public but most of all Chantal absolutely positively LOVES to fart on camera. I'd say behind eating, farting on camera is Chantal's favorite thing to do. Sometimes when she farts shit comes out because she's slowly dying of organ failure and her sphincter randomly gives out.
To conclude, the bitch can eat.

The Shhhh



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