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Kaoru Yuuka
”’KONICHIWA MINNASAN SUGOI DESU NE~*~♥”’ :3 This character is, by far, one of the biggest Sues you will find on the web, and she will get into some guy or girl’s pants by any means necessary. Kaoru is a self insert for countless fandoms, in which her main goal is to ship herself into any canon or manipulate one of her many minions in order to play out a canon in a way that she can sleep with them before dropping them like a fly. A typical anime character hailing from deviantART, she has big TITS and enough clones to show them off; she has yet to be told to GTFO.
—Kaoru Yuuka, on herself |
Typical Profile summary
Kaoru (aka Kamora Eudora), usually ranges from ages 21-26. She is from the great land of Nihon and has traveled to America due to either a tragic past about her singing career or to become an international pop star. She speaks broken Japanese and has a strict diet of Japanese snacks and desserts, though eating American food has only made her tits bigger, leaving the rest of her looking like she has back problems. She has a fetish for pink and anything that is ”Ultra Kawaii” and Japanese. As the clones kept coming out, the more her hair became pink because of her almighty pink fetish. She also has a living cowlick that is most likely a tumor on her head, it can move on it’s own and might even have emotions.
Cowlick Emotion List
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The many emotions Kaoru’s cowlick reflects—this addresses both Kaostar and 99.
- Curled backwards- Worried, highly nervous
- Stationary- Relaxed; default.
- Twitch- When picking up on something; the twitches become more rapid if something intense is going on.
- Flat- Angry. Think of a cat’s ears.
- Straight up and frazzled- Scared SHITLESS. Think of a cat’s tail.
The cowlick can also form shapes, such as a question mark, a heart, and if she REALLY does not like you, prepare to get poked in the eye with it!
-”Submission summary from Marysuefacepalm”
Kaoru is always happy, always bouncing around so her tits will jiggle, uses copious amounts of hearts in text, and constantly glomps in her posts (even more so if it’s around someone she likes). She also has a singing voice that could make people cum right away, she’s just that good and that Japanese.
The continuous traits always include a terrible past, death of parents, abusive boyfriend, and how she is looking for a permanent love, even if it’s from her adopted Guardian figure. She makes her character absolutely perfect beyond that and boobs that will make a hundred men and some times women fall to their knees and jizz pink hearts. Throughout fandoms, she has been a nurse, a lawyer, a singer, a magical girl, a butterfly queen, and a matchmaker. Even sometimes combining some of these like she’s Barbie. There is also the fact that her art generally contains pantyshots and asses to continue to prove how Kaoru is more sugoi than you in every way.
— Kaoru/Kamora, on herself. | ||
Kaoru Making a comeback?
Even though Kaoru and Kamora are clearly the same character, the mun says that they are completely different.On her latest personal and art blog, She wants to bring Kaoru back into an oblivious fandom in order to fuck some other canons while Kamora takes the other fuck corner. The repetitive Nee's are coming back.
Kaoru only believes in the high power of love and friendship. She doesn't condemn cheating from a partner, but if she does it, it is perfectly fine. She will try to hump anyone or anything that talks to her or shows any interest in, AT MOST, friendship. When you are in her labu range, you will find yourself being showered with fan art, hearts and hugs. From there, it’ll progress to sex and then you are trapped. Her love is as big as her breasts, it’s unstoppable and will just keep growing. If she finds that she’s bored with a relationship or wants to get in another, she’ll force the canon do something to upset her or just create another clone. In rare cases, the Kaoru AUs will meet and their mating calls will clash, causing one huge orgy. There was even an incident where she shipped herself with her and the Warden’s son.
There is also a Male version of Kaoru, who looks like a gay back-up dancer ready for a night of wild sex with anything he can stick his cock in. His dick is ”ever so big”, just like Kaoru’s tits.
Most of her ships with canons are completely out of character. The canons are turned into mushy sues themselves who’s only goals are to appease the queen of sugoi desu in the most sappy anime way possible.
There are some instances when Kaoru (Kamora) is ready to move on from one love to another but doesn't want to make another Kaoru quite yet.
She will always make the other people the enemy or Kaoru the victim no matter what. She will never inform the other role-player of her plans and will only go into real-life details about how she was used or how they drifted apart. While in some part of the role-play, she will also manipulate the current Kaoru-lover into doing an RP that, without them knowing what she has planned, then turns them into the bad guy and her into the victim, enabling her to break it off. She will also then claim how un-pure she is now and how used she was thanks to their relationship, since Kaoru is suppose to be some sort of Virginal saint with a side job as a J-pop singer.
The other character will take all the heat, get scolded, harassed, or even kicked out of a role-play while Kaoru quickly falls for another passerby. Even though Kaoru is always the one sleeping around and snuggling up to strangers, she will never be thought of as the one who would mess up in the relationship.
Kamora Yuudora/Eudora
The Homestuck version of Kaoru. She is the supposed more classier slut version. She has pink hair and makes out with everyone & anything, but doesn't blubber over Japanese phrases like her other counterparts do. She started out as a mutant fantroll with incorrect blood and 3 horns (her cowlick was the 3rd horn. Go figure) who shipped herself with Eridan, Calliope, Vriska and a handful of fantrolls before getting so butthurt that she made her character into a Carapace who of course exiled herself over ”~LOVE~” and now ships herself with every single one of The Felt & Midnight Crew. She once again got so butthurt because of some meanie faces that she turned her character into even more of a sue by making her some human who was disfigured by acid;, meaning she’s absolutely gorgeous & perfect beyond white splotches and blonde pixie cut hair under a pink wig. OH THE HORROR, ”nee?”
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Kamora Eudora is now officially the new Kaoru Yuuka. The Mun is using a multi-verse version that’s separate from her first Homestuck one so she can meet new fuck partners. It also comes with a terrible-sappy back story, the only decent thing about her back story is that she is not Japanese nor was raised by a pop star or producer… so far. She also made another account for the troll version of Kamora.
The summary of the story is about a depressed school girl who’s parents never loved her & left her at age 15 because she was sleeping around with every student at her school while wearing a pink wig because ”it’s extremely hot.”
She later meets “the one” and after days of making out, he decided to go back to ”his own universe” which means that Kamora was single and very ready to mingle. After he gave her a gift before fleeing, She decided to reveal her true hair color to the world and make sure everyone knows that she’s a innocent virgin, ”nee?”
The amount of time it takes for Kamora-mun to get bored with her partner is, at most, one week before she needs to go back to collecting & backtracking canons from other universes.
She is still a match-maker, but is also a magical and occasional cat girl now. She has already been in ”’countless”’ relationships, jizzes all over when she spots the color blue instead of pink, and is sleeping with everyone she meets, alive, dead, troll, or robot. This also includes multiples of the same canon character at the same time.
What to do if you spot a wild Kaoru/Kamora
- Put in ear buds to protect yourself from the Siren’s techno J-pop song.
- Run and protect your ass.
- Never look back. Single or not, she’ll try to fuck you, ”Nee~?”
