Denmark

NOTICE: All danish persons are just as gay as Benjamin Lasnier

The flag of Denmark, Dannebrog, which was created over 2000 years ago.

King Christian the 10th with his wife Louise of Sweden. King of Denmark 1940-1945

The leader of Denmark 1946-2013.

The people of Copenhagen are so laid-back even the police buys weed

Denmark (not to be confused with Holland), is a country, which lies in the deep ruins of Northern Europe.

The country is ran by the supreme leader, Stein Bagger.

In opposition to the retarded well thought out alcohol law of the Swedes, the danish kids can buy alcohol at 16 so they can be kool kids. Also weed is legal in the country's capital. They even have a street named 'Pusherstreet' or as its official name is 'Green Light District', where marijuana can legally easily be purchased.

The sign to Pusherstreet or whatever the fuck you wanna call it

Denmark information and stuff

Total Area: 1250 square kilometres

Total Population: 2,180,945 as of January 15th, 1943 283,590 as of March 4th, 1946.

Jewish Population: 7590 as of January 15th, 1040 0 as of January 18th, 1946.

Language: Swahili and American English

Eye color: Blue or you will have a bad day.

Useless Information

In Denmark child porn was legal in the 70's, so it was a perfect country for Benedict XVI, since then Denmark has caught up on the rest of Europe, and the western part of the world, and is now as gay as Germany.

Fuck you western world.

The Regions of Denmark

Denmark is divided into three main parts.

Part one being the capital Copenhagen, Sealand, the home of: "Really laid-back hippie cool stoner vikings".

The second part being Fyn, where.. Well... Fuck Fyn.

The third part is the Jylland/Jutland Afghanistan of Denmark.

There is also the Faroe Islands, Greenland and Bornholm, but let's be honest. Who the fuck gives a fuck about the fucking Faroe Islands?

The only place which is not shitty is of course Copenhagen.

Christania

Christania is the only place in Denmark where belgian chocolate can be sold

This is where belgian chocolate is sold, as well as cigarettes filled with normal tobacco.

It is strictly forbidden to sell cigarettes anywhere else in Denmark. Of course, marijuana isn't sold anywhere in Denmark.

Christania is not controlled by the government, and is being ran by its own government.

By having its own government, it means that they don't get fucked over constantly because of Helle fucking Thorning (Leader of the Socialdemocratic-party).

Christania is filled with nature and shit that no one under 40 gives a shit about.

The police is checking Christania for caramel, as caramel is illegal in Denmark.

The Music of Denmark

Denmark has a lot of skilled artists, such as Kidd, Razz, Medina and of course Emmelie De Faggot Forest.

Danish music will never disappoint you.