Chicken Smoothie

Chicken Smoothie is essentially a dumbed down version of Wajas, where you can adopt virtual pets and ... that's it. They don't do jack shit. They simply get progressively get bigger and sparklier until your eyes explode. This massive circlejerk of furries, special snowflakes, and 12 year-old girls is run by Tess and Nick, two furfags from New Zealand, and their posse of self-important artists. All users are required to keep their juicy mouths on the Admins' e-peens at all times, or they may not be picked for the next Staff position.

Members

Chicken smoothie members are intelligent, well rounded individuals.

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CS users are very proficient in mathematics.

What time isn't spent fucking their dogs is put towards designing their totes original fursonas. They're known for being incredibly skilled artisans, creating masterpiece after masterpiece depicting yiffing dragon-boos in Photoshop. One look at the site's oekaki proves that. With such an abundance of skill to choose from, is it any wonder that when an artist with a small amount of talent does come along, the members swarm to them like flies to fresh roadkill? To keep these users coming, Tess often gives them the great honor of designing art for the site without any form of pay. Unless you count the armies of fur-fucks throwing pixele wolfs at you, there's no compensation for your hard work.

the Staff

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art shti

Traditional Art

Fucking worthless. Don't bother wasting your time.

tumb1r drama

(see: faggots)

haha sorry

I was going to revamp this but I'm real lazy lmao