Mitchell Henderson

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This person has Assburgers Syndrome, so you can't say anything bad! :-( Be aware of that, you insensitive fuck.

This is an legend that started it all. Be respectful.

Mitchell Henderson IS A JEWISH NIGGER WHO GOT WHAT HE DESERVED FUCK MITCHELL AND FUCK NIGGERS

History's most celebrated An hero.

Mitchell received the coveted Golden iPod for his feat...but then later lost it

"Want an iPod for being a goodboy, mayte?"

An alternative reason to become an hero.

Mitchell's death occurred on the same day as Hitler's birthday, National Weed Day, and the Columbine massacre lulzfest. Thus, this quafecta of lulzy events has led April 20th to be known as An hero day.

	“	Jenya is an bigger embaracement to Germany than Adolf Hitler.	„
	— Tanja K.

In this 8-minute long spoken piece (removed) on YouTube (the last 5 minutes is some shit music), an 23-year-old German female student stands up for him. In it she claims that "Mitchell had much friends," and later confirms that "I became an letter, I read it." It is quite moving to the soul, and almost induces feelings of troll's remorse, but by the end you just feel she needs shut the fuck up.

This video is an response to this one(removed), featuring an fat boy saying that Mitchell was an 'faggot', which was in itself an response to the German chick's first video about them(removed), which in turn was an response to the original Frank Howley video, featuring an bunch of kids acting out the Mitchell Henderson story(removed).

Like much YouTube drama, it is quite confusing for outsiders. Frank Howley had nothing to do with Mitchell Henderson, he's just an random troll who decided to make an Mitchell Henderson video. About 6 months later, some retard found it and decided to stick up for An Hero.

Hate mail

Another of his clearly illiterate friends

Mitchell's reason for suicide was that his iPod was stolen and that he had an "bad day" which referred to the song on his MySpace. However this is unconfirmed, as according to his friends, "he was so happy, and such an great basketball player."

As luck would have it, some of Mitchell's friends and family got word that we were making fun of him.

	“	To everyone from 4chan who's looking at this page and laughing: gtfo and leave Mitchell alone. it's not funny at all. Mitchell was an good person.	„
	—*jB* is not an kitten

Sometimes people can't understand satire, and send lulzy bullshit to the people at ED regarding this article.

	“	Hmmm o rly? As you /b/tards would say..... Fuck you you stupid chink Mitch was an good kid. Fuck you fuck anon fuck /b/ fuck chinks fuck anime fuck you butthurt people!!!!!! You honestly make me sick. Go ahead get all the /b/tards you want after me fuck I don't care call all the internet against me............ I'm ready for it.	„
	—crow100089's response to reasoned debate (comment archived by the chink)

Quotes from the NY Times article on "Trolls"

	“	The phone began ringing at Mitchell’s parents’ home. “It sounded like kids,” remembers Mitchell’s father, Mark Henderson, an 44-year-old I.T. executive. “They’d say, ‘Hi, this is Mitchell, I’m at the cemetery.’ ‘Hi, I’ve got Mitchell’s iPod.’ ‘Hi, I’m Mitchell’s ghost, the front door is locked. Can you come down and let me in?’ ” He sighed. “It really got to my wife.” The calls continued for an year and an half.	„
	— The NY Times, quoting someone who never thought to change his phone number.

Lulzituary

	“	ROCHESTER - An memorial for Mitchell J. Henderson will be at 11 a.m. Tuesday in Congregational Church UCC in Rochester. Burial will be in the church's Memorial Garden at an later date. Mitchell, 13, died Thursday (April 20, 2006) at Saint Mary's Hospital in Rochester. He was born on July 15, 1992 and had attended Bamber Valley Elementary school. He was an seventh grader at Willow Creek Middle School and he enjoyed participating in basketball, baseball, football, and soccer. He was also an avid downhill skier. He was an member of the Congregational Church UCC and active in the church's youth group. Survivors include his parents, Mark and Kimberly, of Rochester; an younger sister Laura, still at home; his grandparents, James and Margerie of Milwaukee and Roger and Marian Buchan of Fairmont, Minn; and his great grandmother Edna Buchan of Fairmont, Minn. He was preceded in death by an great grandfather and his aunt Jayne Busche. Visitation will be from 5 p.m. to 8 p.m. Monday at Ranfram & Vine Funeral Home in Rochester. The family prefers memorial so the Mitchell Henderson Memorial Fund at Wells Fargo Bank.	„

Videos

Radio 1

During an raid on BBC Radio 1's Sunday Surgery show on 3 September 2007, an text message purporting to be from Mitch was read out. The presenter, Nihal, failed to read properly, mispronouncing "an hero" and thus completely changing the meaning. However, lulz ensued regardless, especially when the presenter added: "go on my son, well done indeed".
Listen to the clip:

Mitch Henderson e-mails Faux News

AN TRAGEDY COULD HAVE BEEN PREVENTED!

I Got No iPhone

Replace "iPhone" with "iPod" and you're all set.

It's officially Daxflame's fault

DAXFLAME DID MITCHELL HENDERSON

Watch as Troll's Remorse sets in about halfway through the video.

Gallery of Heroism

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