Dead Frontier

Dead Frontier is a free browser Survival Horror MMO created by a british cuntbag called Neil Yates (AdminPwn) and his retarded brother (Xaelath) in Neil's basement. And just like most browser-based games that has zombies in it, you can buy premium crap and spend your money like a dumbass on their brand of magic game money called credits, which is a waste because you can buy them with in-game money, too. There's also the failure of a barter system where you would pray to god that you can find someone who won't trade you a fork for a minigun, this is considered to be a pointless system since no one wants to give away their shit. It also has a a gay forum where underage dweebs talk about their uninteresting life and cry how it's unfair that the items are too fucking expensive, it's notable that more people spend their time on there than the game, mostly due to the fact that they are lazy shits who can't go exploring in the game. The reward for getting to the top of the leader boards is having access to a special shop that sells expensive shit that would be impossible for you to buy with the game money, so you have to buy credits to get more money, it is believed that the creators of the game did it on purpose to get more jew gold.

Also, Neil's father did a good amount of the work in the recent 3d version.

Gameplay

You kill zombies with guns, steal from dead people, get raped by invincible killing machines disguised as challenging bosses, repeat. Now go play Killing Floor, n00b.

Starting Classes

Scientist: Makes meds once a day.
Farmer: Like a Scientist except with food.
Doctor: Can apply meds with maximum effectiveness, because you're too much of a fucktard to do it yourself.
Chef: Doctor except with food.
Engineer: Repairs your overpowered armor.
Boxer: Starts with a Melee and Strength bonus.
Soldier: Overpowered class that gives you uselessly spread stats and detracts from EXP.
Police Officer: Get to beat up any black players. Drama ensues.
Fireman: Boxer excpet with an Endurance bonus instead a Strength bonus.
Athlete: Gets improved speed.
Teacher/Priest/Lawyer/Account/Journalist/Actor/Stock Broker/Architect/Entertainer/Student: Get a 30% EXP bonus.
Santa: Admin only class. Survivors who told of a jolly fat man riding around the decidedly not-wonderful winter wasteland were laughed at - Santa Claus was, and still is, something parents told their kids when they tucked them in at night, to keep the kids hoping. Until someone left a ton of bullets, explosives, and credits in front of a makeshift tree smack-dab in the middle of the compound. (the twelve men working the storage building claimed to have not seen anything). When guards went to look outside, there were miles and miles of dead zombies.
Cyborg: Admin only class.

Weapons

You will never get this gun. No exceptions.

Melee: One of the two types of weapons that actually do shit. Range from pocket knifes to super pro japanese swords, or the more awesome battle axe.
Pistols: A good weapon for noobs and pros alike. Bullshit doesn't make a lot of noise so zombies don't Zerg Rush on you.
Rifles: See Pistols.
Shotguns: Weapon used for killing lots of zombies fast.
Machine guns: Shotguns that actually work.
Explosives: Blow shit up with grenade launchers.

Dog food is an actual item. You fucking eat it.

Enemies

Regular Zed: A newfag zombie.
Fat Zed: Eats food like you;.
Burned Zed: A newfag pyromaniac who became a zombie.
Radioactive Zed: A zombie that pukes acid all over you; It wants to give you a blow job whenever you come near it.
Burning Zed: A successful pyromaniac who was infected; counts as a newfag boss.
Leaper: The only mutant that can pwn you with one hit.Seriously.
Spider: Leading cause of FFFUUUUUUUUU-.
Bloat: Fat Zed with a bigger mouth to suck big cocks; then it will vomit on you.
Bone: Common mutant on drugs.
Reaper: Has a bladed arm with a 100 foot range; it known for sticking it's blade up your ass.
Tendril: Reaper in loli form plus negro speed; It's known for wanting to stick it's multiple cocks up your ass.
Siren: Emo that's horny and wants to give you a blow job and screams; this alerts everyone in the area to rape you in the ass.
Brute: Fat zombie, add 1000 lbs. and explodes on death.

Bosses

Titan: A Bone with a ridiculous amount of health. Oh yeah, is like 16 feet tall and it wants to give you a blow job. Can bitch slap users with a good amount of force.
Flaming Titan: Guess what; this one's faster and can bitch slap users even moar harder.
Mother: Probably the most fucked up enemy in the entire game. A pregnant lady who's baby is now fused into her stomach and throws up everywhere. Bravo, Neil, you've created vaginal goatse.
Flaming Mother: ready for round 2?
Giant Spider: After being killed countless times by Spiders, good news, now they are bigger AND faster.
Flaming Giant Spider: This just in, the giant spider is now stronger than ever ^_^
Wraith: A jailbate Tendril. You'd hit it, sick fuck; be aware as she has multiple cocks that are bigger than yours that will be stuck up your ass.
Flaming Wraith: Guess what, this one is stronger, so brace yourself for penetration XD

One easy step to combat these. Step one, kill yourself.

Halloween Bosses This is temporary

Pumpkin Zombie: Same shit as the newfag boss except it gives out some prizes.
Slender Man: Copyrighted shit; has a ridiculous amount of health and a almost one hit kill.
Black Titan: A nigger version of a titan; ultimate cause of rage.