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Yeffyaboyuice
Yeffyaboyuice (pronounced Yeff Yahbo Yoos) is your typical anorexic obsessive fangirl/white knight to retards who have an ED page/spoiled white girl/porn artist/ugly whore. Despite her huge ego, she's not special in any way. What makes her stand out from the others is all of the lulz produced from her raging at anons and her increasing stupidity.
Who the fuck is Yeffyaboyuice?
Yeffyaboyuice (powerword: Angela Klecker) is a 21 year old, 6' tall, money-grubbing anorexic girl who resides in San Diego, California. She spends her time drawing porn of celebrities, whining about not having any money or people who unfollow her on Tumblr, and starting huge drama over trivial shit. She lives with her fiance, Geoffrey, who is a burnt out stoner that is too hazed to realize that his girlfriend wants other people's dicks. He started dating her when he was 18 and Angela was 15. They have an apartment and multiple pets, but spend all of their money on weed and celebrity merchandise instead of paying their bills or buying food. She has many health problems, mostly related to digestion, which she could reverse if she quit eating junk food like a fucking pig. Every week she makes sure to let everyone know how much pain she's in and what she got to eat at Taco Bell a few minutes later.
She started out as a simple weeaboo on Gaia, acting out as her demon chick Mary Sue, Chabo. She started a number of self comics that she never finished, then she started dating Geoff and became a huge slut. She decided to try her hand at porn and turned all of her OC art into that. When she got bored of Geoff's unattractive face, she latched on fictional characters and kept stating she wanted to bang them. She went one level up and became infatuated with EDM artists, who are now the main focus of her porn.
She's also bff with Zeriara and LadyALT69. That should tell you a lot.
Fun fact: Her username means Geoff (Yeff), Chabo (Yabo), Yuice (which is some made up word for comfort apparently). Her friend made up that phrase, but Angela forgot about its origins over time and prefers to just be called Yeff now. Essentially she's being called by her boyfriend's name.
Porn
Typical of crazies, Angie draws a fuck ton of porn. It doesn't matter who it is, anyone will become her victim, should she set her sights on them. Unlike most crazies, she decided that her beautiful porn pics are too precious to just share with the world. In an act of true arrogance, she posts a tiny thumbnail of them, then demands her friends and followers to send her money to see the rest of the drawing. Despite saying she has an amazing sex life with Geoff, Angela constantly draws and talks about herself fucking Skrillex, Deadmau5, Dillon Francis, Homestuck characters, OFF characters, Animal Crossing characters, or whoever the fuck she has a boner for that week. Amazingly, she still draws it, even though Skrillex knows about the porn and has seen it firsthand.
Whore
She also loves spilling details about her fetishes, sexual encounters with Geoff, and stating that she would have crazy sex with her female best friend. This most likely stems from the fact that she's socially awkward and no one would believe her about her sexual encounters when first meeting her. While most people would be more modest and keep their lives to themselves, she wants the whole world to know what a slimy skank she is.
Fetishes
Angie loves sharing with the world how much of a disgusting slut she is, that she posted a list of what turns her on, fantasy or reality!
- Performing oral on another man while her fiance fucks them
- Voyeurism "(Watching or joining in, being watched/joined preferably)"
- Sex faces
- Pegging (But she can't peg her boyfriend because he has hemorrhoids :( )
- Double/triple penetration
- Anal
- Cockrings
- Bondage
- Pierced nipples
- Bukkake
- Having the male strangled
- Amputees
Typical post on her tumblr:
Me going to take a shower
Me: [undressing while shower gets hot]
Geoff: [sneaks up]
Geoff: [strips]
Geoff: [hotdogs dick in between my butcheeks]
Geoff: Excuse me miss, do you have any grey poupon?
Me: I HATE YOU SO MUCH
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She draws a lot of weird gay sex. -
Ruining Panty & Stocking for all the hetero weebs. -
Look at that beautiful anatomy.
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Happy birthday, Sonny! -
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Even Monsters Inc. -
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I FUCKING LOVE ANAL -
She wants her fiance to fuck another man. -
Buy my smut gais ^_^ -
$15 to unlock and see my shitty porn! -
An anon is sick of her shit. -
Another anon points out the obvious. -
What Yeff loves about sucking dick! -
Discussing a sex tape she made. -
Give it a few days and it will be full-blown porn.Done. -
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The fuck is this shit? -
Yeff supports bestiality. Don't let your dog near her.
Yeff and Money
Angela constantly bitches and moans about how poor she is. When she does get money, she spends it on stupid shit like porn commissions of herX(random celebrity), EDM merchandise (which is generally around $25-40 per item), Taco Bell, and the like. She's even admitted to not being able to feed her pets because she's so poor. There's a huge list of things that she needs to pay, like her rent, fixing her radiator, cremating her goldish (lol), and buying new materials to create her porn with. She makes damn sure everyone knows how miserable she is about having so many important things to pay off, in hopes that someone will sympathize and send her some money, which she ends up blowing on more stupid shit. If anyone mentions that she should be handling her money better, she flips out on them and says THIS IS REALITY. When she runs out of money to spend on t-shirts, she starts up big campaigns to raise money for her "dedicated artistic skills."
Donate for a comic featuring you having sex with Skrillex! ^_^
Lol jk. It's actually of her. Give her money to create a comic about HER fucking Skrillex, while she screams and insists that the girl in it is so NOT herself. Has since been abandoned and forgotten.
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Admitting she wants to be the one to bang him. -
Yeff snaps at a whale who is insecure about not being a twig.
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"I'm sorry but fuck you." -
Omg you guys, get over the fact that *YOU* are being represented in the comic by Yeff! -
"Gimme money so I can draw more of me fucking Skrillex." -
Stop spending it on porn. -
Spending it on stuff such as porn, Taco Bell, Dillon Francis merch, and the DFD. -
Someone points out how fucked up her project is and gets snapped at. -
A brown-nosing white knight appears. -
And another.
NEW: Donate for a gay webcomic!
A million years ago, after abandoning her Skrillex smut comic, Yeff hyped up a storm about her newest gay webcomic. About two gay guys. That was about all that anyone was told about it. She had people reblog the shit out of her links and excitedly posted the first page, only to abandon it just like the first comic she started.
One year later, she started up the hype again, but with a catch: You have to donate $6,500 for her to make this masterful piece of crap come to life, because she's too fucking lazy to get a real job. She also gave amazing perks for donating, such as getting a thank you if you donate $1000. Who could pass up that amazing offer?
One would be advised against giving her any sort of money, seeing as how she spends it all on EDM shit. Seriously. Last time she got $500, she spent it all on some concert instead of fixing her water heater.
As of January 2014, she was donated $500 to work on her comic. She posted a whole 2 new pages and promptly abandoned it as soon as she became a fan of the anime Space Dandy. Now all of her time and money is going to buy merchandise of the show, and making porn of the title character.
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She sure knows how to make attractive protagonists. -
Incentive to give her your life savings. -
DFD (Dillon Francis Dinner)
When Angela became aware of new EDM artist Dillon Francis, she became unhealthily obsessed with him. Porn was made, tweets were directed at him, photos of him were posted. She couldn't stop.
Soon after losing her job and whining on tumblr about how she doesn't have any money (for the umpteenth time), Angela decided to drop some big news for all of her followers: She spent $500 to have dinner with Dillon and her mom, at Taco Bell. While everyone with a brain told her that was the biggest fucking mistake she could make, she and her friends defended her decision aggressively. She waited two weeks to hear back from Dillon's management, and they told her they'd set up a date. Cut to many months later, and they're still giving her the run around. She suspected it's because she's ugly, since he's been going out with other, more attractive, girls and posting the details, but she kept her head high and whined on and on about how long it was taking. Based on her track record for posting porn of him all over the internet, one can figure out why he doesn't want to go anywhere near her. Dillon's reposted a couple drawings from Angie's blog, so he's already aware of who she is and what she posts. Details to follow when/if the dinner happens. Bitch got rejected.
DFD Quotes
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DFD Reactions
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The End
After waiting for months, Angela got a reply from Dillon's management. They told her that the dinner would happen in LA on June 12, 2013. She waited for more details on when it was going to happen, until she received a new email from them on June 10:
—Dillon's management | ||
Yep. Dillon Francis does not want to have dinner with a crazy fangirl, even if she paid $500 for it. He rejected her. This was a lesson in not drawing porn and being creepily obsessive with the person you want to meet. Angela will most likely stay in denial about his rejecting her and just say that he was too busy.
She was offered a few free shirts along with a refund, but she asked for a signed hat and a video from him instead, before finally deciding to baww to the manager about the mean internet bullies. He took pity on her and said she could with Dillon in LA on June 24. Shit ain't ever gonna happen.
One would have hoped she'd spend the $500 refund on things she actually needs to pay off, but she stated that she spent it on some stupid frivolous shit anyway, including the new Animal Crossing game.
UPDATE: She got to meet him finally at a concert, and they took an unattractive photo together.
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Oh yes she did. -
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Dillon's reaction before knowing what he was getting into. -
He used her drawing as his icon, proving he's seen her blog.
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That's pretty pathetic. -
She needs Dillon's dick. -
Anon thinks it's lulz. -
Oh, but she doesn't rly want his dick lol. -
Really, she doesn't. -
GUESS WHO. -
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Dillon Francis should be cautious if he really meets her irl. -
She has all of his overpriced merchandise. *-* Even though she doesn't have enough money to buy food. -
Oh noes, is this directed at her???!!!?! -
Dillon's reaction to having a dinner date with her. -
Who needs food? -
More debt is better than less debt. -
In reality, everyone spends $500 on a Taco Bell dinner with an EDM artist, while being broke and starving. -
DFD fanart by Zeriara. -
Moar fanarts. -
Using her refund to go to Disney Land takes priority over important bills. -
A DREAM COME TROO!!!11
Fanfic of the DFD
So Angela’s meeting up with Dillon Francis for the “eat dinner with your mom” thing and is growing increasingly anxious about it. I decided to calm her nerves with a short story. Not.
The candles dwindling down to their ends on a Taco Bell table booth would have been comical had it not been for the fact the evening had drawn to a close. Finally the videographers had called it a wrap despite Dillon’s persistence to keep filming. Angela wasn’t sure how much time had really been spent on, but if the candles and the deep, deep look in her mom’s eyes had anything to say about it, it’d been at least an hour or more. And through this hour, Angela had been rehearsing in her head - over and over and over and over - about how she’d ask for the simple request of having Dillon take a picture with her. But not some normal picture - a special one, taken by him, of them. It was unique, for one, and well, Angela just wanted to see how close he’d get to her. Maybe shoulder to shoulder, cheek to cheek? God, she’d flip. tumblr would never hear from her again. Good thing she told Geoff to post a picture of her tombstone in case things went horribly right. She swallowed hard when Dillon sat up from the booth and shook her mom’s hand and told her she was a good sport.
This was it…
She thought about that asshole ameaningfulmoment mocking her (like any best friend would do) and Cee cheering her on through Skype a week previously. Goddammit Ang - you talked to Joel just fine, clearly knowing he’s the most easily annoyed producer in the fandom, but Dillon fucking Francis - the guy who just ate a dozen tacos with your mom for $500 and NOW you’re having cold feet? Get it together!
Dillon then looked over to her and any confident thought left went right back out the window again. Every footfall Dillon made towards her echoed of “FUCK”, “SHIT”, “NO” in her mind. She was all-too-conscious of her smile as he reached up to give her a high-five. He complimented her mother, then he - DILLON - asked if she wanted a picture. Well, fuck me.
“YES - uh, yeah, would you please? But I was wondering, uh, if you could take it? Like of us?” Angela prayed to some god that any of that made sense, but based on Dillon’s light-hearted little smile, he understood just fine.
Dillon took her phone, muttering something about being an excellent selfie taker as her put an arm around her, bringing her close for the shot. He held it above their heads and prepared to take the picture. Then, he said…
“Hey, you know…”
Angela kept staring at the phone. She was frozen. Oh god. What? WHAT?
“I know about the porn you drew of me.” He finished, then took the picture.
END
Norm Drama
When not dealing with her sexual desires, Angela enjoys flipping the fuck out on people who own pets. She is a self proclaimed fish and bird expert, and rages at anyone who rubs her the wrong way. This can include making fun of a fat fish, feeding your bird treats, showing what your cat dragged in, and more. Which is ironic considering Zeriara's history with animal abuse and Yeff's love for the critters. Have an opinion against tattoos? She'll scream at you for that, too. Dislike her constant posting of porn? STAWP FOLLOWING ME THIS IS A NSFW BLOG TITS OR GTFO. Hell, anything she disagrees with, she'll start a riot.
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Fuck you, making fun of a fish. -
She doesn't approve of doing drugs around animals. -
Unless it's a reptile, fuck them. -
You can tell the anons don't bother her, based on her posts. -
All kinds of irony. -
Yeff can be racist because her best friend is a spic.
Commission Drama with Zeriara
Despite the fact that they act like bff, in February 2013, Yeff commissioned Zeriara for some art with the end result being that her money completely disappeared. Big fucking surprise. Both of them flipped, sent hatemail to each other, and posted their drama all over tumblr, with each of their minions attacking the other. Knowing Zer's track record, Yeff's a retard for thinking she'd be the special exception to money theft. Miraculously, Zer refunded the $20, but it's only a matter of time until she fucks up again.
—Yeff | ||
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War on ED
On July 9, many of yeffyaboyuice's white knights came to blank the page, not realizing how pointless and stupid it is. It just added more lulz and drama to the mix. Now if you try to go to the talk page on this article, you can see Yeff trying to ask ED to take down this article. She was told to GTFO, which made her cry to her tumblr followers and many of her white knights got pissed. Below is the gallery of the event. The moral of the story is: act like a retard on the internet, and people will notice.
As expected, she made a grand show of telling everyone how she will improve herself and how she used to be a stupid bitch and blah... blah... blahhhhh... No porn, no begging for money, no self promoting. Also as expected, she broke these promises with a barrage of Animal Crossing porn and begging for money for her birthday or some shit.
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More promises she cannot keep. -
Many people here are from america :)
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At least she has the decency to admit it. -
Being mean on the internet is not cool ok guys? -
License Plates are srs business. -
Srsly u guys, it's her BIRTHDAY (month). -
She thinks she's as popular as Boxxy. USI levels are off the charts! -
Cyberbullying..on my ED?!
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