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Geometry Dash
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Geometry Dash is an overrated game where you click in tune with the beat made by a swedish faggot called RobTop. This game have in total 21 badly-designed levels and a editor one, which everyone can make a level. By this kids can make shitty levels with music stolen from Newgrounds.
How to play the game
The way you play the game is pretty simple: just click (or tap if you're on mobile) in tune with both the music, and what you see on the screen.
Features
- Level Editor - Shitty level editor where kids make their own levels.
- Newgrounds song integration - Use songs from Jewgrounds. ZOMG!!!11 I can make a Skrillex lev-SONG IS NOT ALLOWED FOR USE.
- Achievements - The way you unlock icons and colors.
- Daily Rewards - Receive free rewards by opening two chests: a big one; and a small one.
- Shop - Buy stuff.
- Icons - Basically the skins for the cube, ship, ball, etc. Some of them are from other franchises; like Mario, Kirby or even fucking Dead-Pool.
- Gauntlets - When RobTop is lazy (which he is the whole time), he features custom levels and puts them in "Gauntlets", cause why not?
- Level Packs - Basically the same shit, but for levels made pre-2.1.
Other Games
Geometry Dash Lite
This is just a free version of the game but with less stuff (like the levels, online shit, icons and other stuff). Why download this if you can download a APK of the original one?
Geometry Dash Meltdown
This game was released on December 19, 2015 and only has 3 levels featuring songs by Jesse Valentine. Also it is set on Hell because OMG SATAN!1!!11
Geometry Dash World
Another game, this one was released on December 21, 2016 as a demo of the then-upcoming 2.1 Update.
Geometry Dash SubZero
Released on December 21, 2017. Instead of being in Hell like Meltdown, it's set in like a fr0zen world or some shit. This entry is technically a prototype of 2.2, and is notorious for being the most rushed of the games.
When will the 2.2 update be released?
On April 7th 2016, RobTop announced the new update will have more stuff, even MOAR than 2.1 and 2.0. Wait, it's STILL in development.
Rip-Off
Is this game similar to another one? Well, it a bad rip-off of The Impossible Game, since both games are the same jump to obstacles thing. But nobody want to accept it.
Level Editor
Since everyone can make levels and upload them, it emerge some lvls with porn, gore and satanic shit to scare the kidz.
The typical player-made levels are something like this:
- Automatic level - You don't do anything and you win.
- Collab - At least 100 people making a single level.
- Demons - Levels that are so fucking hard, that most players use hacks to complete these. As of the 2.1 Update, there are five types of Demon levels: Easy, Medium, Hard, Insane and Extreme Demons.
- Silent / Impossible levels - Dumb-as-fuck levels that exist only to break your fingers over a level you will never beat.
- Shitty levels - Most of these are made by kids who don't know how to make actually good levels, so they put random crap all over the level. Expect most of the recent levels to be these.
- Challenges - Short levels that assrape the shit out of you.
- Bug Showcase - OMFG GUYS, I FOUND A BUG!1!!!11 NOW IM GONNA MAEK A LVL ABUT DIZ BUG!1!!111
See also
- Friday Night Funkin'
- Cube
- Hand - What you need to play this.
- Mobile phone
- PC
- Dubstep
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